The Everdistant Utopia
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The Everdistant Utopia

Honorary Maou | Part Time Writer | Crau's, from Somewhere, happy for Crau

To this day I don't understand how I got into Otome Isekai novels when I have never played a single Otoge Jan 30, 2023

    1. The Everdistant Utopia
      The Everdistant Utopia
      I think I'm losing my sanity at the same rate as I'm losing my masculinity these days...
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      3. Vrelty
        Vrelty
        I'm not a trap!! And i don't want to become a trap!!
        Dec 21, 2017
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      4. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        I'm not a trap!!!

        @Vrelty looks like one, though...
        Dec 21, 2017
      5. Vrelty
        Vrelty
        Dec 21, 2017
    2. Naraku
      Naraku
      Genderbent...? *pat*
      What happened to you...?
      Did someone cut your fifth member...? *pat pat*
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      2. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        Nah... not much...

        Luckily, people won't notice and I'll just slip under the radar this week...
        Then I'll be back to my usual~
        Dec 20, 2017
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      3. Naraku
        Naraku
        ...I am not sure that they won't notice though~
        Dec 20, 2017
      4. The Everdistant Utopia
        Dec 20, 2017
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    3. The Everdistant Utopia
      The Everdistant Utopia
      *dies of natural death* *comes back as a girl*
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      3. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        *hugs Skullie*
        Q.Q
        Dec 20, 2017
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        *pat pat pat pat*
        I’m sorry~
        Dec 20, 2017
      5. OriginalChaser
        OriginalChaser
        I'm glad I only had to be a werecat...
        Dec 20, 2017
    4. Crau
      Crau
      While thinking about various things I've noticed that I'm bored, hence I'm planning to make ''KIlling Utopia'' a new sport
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      2. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        @Crau sorry.... then I'm now curious about this sport.
        Dec 17, 2017
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      3. Crau
        Crau
        Practically if I like the way of killing you then it'll pass XD
        Dec 17, 2017
      4. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        Sounds fair XD
        Dec 17, 2017
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    6. Humanitas Kindness
      Humanitas Kindness
      A.N.S.W.E.R. M.E. A.T. D.I.S.C. ~ <3
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      2. Humanitas Kindness
        Humanitas Kindness
        You better answer later.
        Nov 28, 2017
      3. Humanitas Kindness
        Humanitas Kindness
        Know that I know no restrains or limits.
        Nov 28, 2017
      4. Humanitas Kindness
        Humanitas Kindness
        You were warned.
        Nov 28, 2017
    7. Deleted member 41274
      Deleted member 41274
      *whistles* dayum babee
      1. Deleted member 41274
        Deleted member 41274
        pokes dabubs
        Nov 27, 2017
      2. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        Whatcha think u doing?!
        *tsundere slaps you*
        Nov 27, 2017
      3. Deleted member 41274
        Deleted member 41274
        *gets slapped into nirvana and leaves long trail of blood behind* Dx
        Nov 27, 2017
    8. The Everdistant Utopia
      The Everdistant Utopia
      I really need a motivational slap right now...
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      2. Deleted member 41274
        Deleted member 41274
        DX slowly back away
        Nov 27, 2017
      3. Cupcake Ninja
        Cupcake Ninja
        Motivation huh...alright
        *Cock-slaps the hell outta this useless THOT.*

        Yeah. How's THAT for a slap huh? You want a slap, i'll give you a slap *'nother cock-slap outta nowhere!* here's yer damn slap! Also, havek, please....you're just embarrassing yourself with your futile attempts to woo these pants of. It aint happenin' bro.
        Nov 27, 2017
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      4. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        Embarrassment is an emotion I'm used to and its tots worth it if I manage to woo your pants off yeah :D
        Nov 27, 2017
    9. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      HEY YOU!
      CAST A SPELL AND MAKE DONUTS APPEAR!
      *Holds Utopia at Sword Point*
      1. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        *casts unlimited donuts works*
        Nov 25, 2017
      2. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        THANK YOU!
        *Dives headfirst into the Sea of Donuts*
        Nov 25, 2017
    10. leegood
      leegood
      *naps on grand-uncle's chest*
      1. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        *sleep while hugging grand-niece*
        Nov 22, 2017
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    11. The Everdistant Utopia
      The Everdistant Utopia
      TFW you feel drunker than when you actually drink...
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      2. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        because u drank?
        Nov 16, 2017
      3. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        No... And that what makes it funny.
        My friend called me for some drinks, but I had a small fever, so decided to not go.

        Now I'm feeling drunk for some reason...
        Must be exhaustion.
        Nov 16, 2017
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      4. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        *nods* have water and rest
        Nov 16, 2017
    12. Ale Cole
      Ale Cole
      If you're an "Everdistant Utopia" then, are you a city?
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      2. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        Kuma? :O *just googled it* So it was Excalibur's scabbard?
        Nov 15, 2017
      3. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        Err... Edited it. Had typed it wrong.

        Yeah, it's Excalibur scabbard + a OP barrier~

        Also, sorry... Forgot to answer orz
        Nov 15, 2017
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      4. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        ahaha 'tis fine fine~ NP~
        Nov 16, 2017
    13. The Everdistant Utopia
      The Everdistant Utopia
      I need some quality sleep... Any recommendation of brick to hit my head on?
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      3. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        @Anon2.0 good idea~

        @Ale Cole so far I have tried grannite, clay and marble ones...
        I should try the good and old cement ones now.
        Nov 15, 2017
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      4. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        *nods nods* good luck~
        Nov 15, 2017
      5. Nino Sasou
        Nino Sasou
        read study material?
        Nov 15, 2017
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    14. leegood
      leegood
      (^///^) I keep forgetting sometimes~ Tehepero~
    15. Kuma Desu
      Kuma Desu
      ....

      Why always trap avis, Father!?
      *flips table*
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      2. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        I'm not a trap!
        *defenestrates self to run from this situation*
        Nov 8, 2017
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      3. Kuma Desu
        Kuma Desu
        O.O?
        How...? Just how?
        Nov 8, 2017
      4. Shem
        Shem
        Hohohohoh *looks at his avi*
        Nov 8, 2017
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    16. The Everdistant Utopia
      The Everdistant Utopia
      *not squishable*
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      2. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        Hurhur!

        I'm always right when I'm correct!
        Nov 7, 2017
      3. lexlangel
        lexlangel
        Nov 7, 2017
      4. Hallow Cause
        Hallow Cause
        What's... Happening?
        Nov 8, 2017
    17. The Everdistant Utopia
    18. The Everdistant Utopia
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      2. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        D:

        Bad hurhur!
        Nov 6, 2017
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        Take two: hurhur
        Nov 6, 2017
      4. The Everdistant Utopia
        Nov 6, 2017
    19. leegood
      leegood
      *noms*
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      2. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        *gets nom'ed*
        D:
        Nov 4, 2017
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      3. HavekZero
        Nov 4, 2017
    20. The Everdistant Utopia
      The Everdistant Utopia
      I wonder why I can't seem to find a non-bishie halloween avi...
      1. Shem likes this.
      2. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        There are, just look for it enough
        Oct 26, 2017
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    Location:
    Somewhere, happy for Crau
    Occupation:
    Part-time lunatic

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    Name: Rayu Sersev
    Gender: Female
    Age: 19
    Race: Therian
    [​IMG]
    Class: Vanguard Lancer
    >Bronze greaves
    >Bronze vambraces
    >Bronze halberd
    >Basic tracking and scouting
    >Spear combat
    >Hand to hand combat
    >Therian affinity - allows Rayu to somewhat communicate with felines
    Rayu is just a normal, regular Therian spearman

    Name: Lily
    Appearance:
    [​IMG]
    Ability Summary:
    Sacred Rites - Lily can do funerary rites, offerings and other rites as a priestess of Rihuar
    Star Reading - Lily practices divination through star reading
    Star Magic - Lily can use some spells, though she needs to prepare them beforehand in the form of talismans, made under a starry sky
    • Small Wishes - To heat up a cup of tea, to prevent herself from sneezing, to make her pebble throw at the lake jump one or two skips more, this spell grants the most inane wishes to Lily.
    • Dancing Lights - Creates a small starlet that dances around Lily, or someone she placed it on, for a certain period of time equivalent to how much time the spell talisman was left under the stars without interruption
    • Sparkly Lights - Creates a small starlet that when thrown explodes in a sparkle, being brighter the more time the spell talisman was left under the stars without interruption
    • Guiding Lights - Creates a small starlet that stays in place for a certain period equal to how much time the spell talisman was left under the stars without interruption
    • Soothing Lights - Creates a small starlet that emits a soothing light that calms down small to medium beasts, though on sentient beings it can at best just subside the intensity of a headache. The light last for as long as the time the spell talisman was left under the stars without interruption
    • Pairing Lights - Creates a pair of small starlets that can be attached each to a place or a person and that shine brighter the closer they are to each other and can stay for as long as the time the spell talisman was left under the stars without interruption
    Story:
    Lily is Lily. Priestess of Rihuar.

    Companions:
    Zaza, a star gazer lizard
    [​IMG]
    Inventory:
    "Bäng Jisöyor" (Book) - A book on the matter of study of magic through the observation of the stars.
    "Fosnegira Bavoyor" (Book) - A book in matters of etiquette, conduct and scholastics.
    "Mehälrak Hïzali" (Robe) - A gown characteristic of a priestess of Rihuar.
    "Mehälrak Fütawuli" (Headpiece) - A headpiece adorned with horns to simulate the blessings of the Skaudarv.
    Storage:
    Adventurer Cards | Aberon (Rank E), Amanda (Rank E)
    Current Gold: 395
    Dark Coins: 10
    Amanda's Color:
    Code:
    [COLOR=#DA70D6]
    Alberon's Color:
    Code:
    [COLOR=#FDD023]
    Darnic's Color:
    Code:
    [COLOR=#246bce]
    Adrian's Color:
    Code:
    [COLOR=#00b300]
    Rihu's Color:
    Code:
    [COLOR=#9A4EAE]
    Margaret's Color:
    Code:
    [COLOR=#E25822]
    Name: Rihuar
    Race: Deity
    Gender: Male
    Element: Battleready Lightning
    Title: Lord of Thunder, Muscle Brain

    System:

    Cultivation Level: High Warrior, Raging Storm Stage
    Cultivation Technique: Storm Gatherings, War Armament, Rare War Armament
    Cultivation Spell: None

    Truths / Laws: None

    Skills: Thunder Generation, Wrath Generation, Wrath Inducement.

    Appearance: His body is a mix of his three first creations, having a muscular giant body with scales, a head with two horns growing by the sides of it and a pair of razor wings.
    Personality: Rihuar doesn't show his natural personality due to being consumed by the blinding rage that was born alongside of him. If he were to break free of his madness, would show that he's, even being a bit of a battle junkie sometimes, a gentle person.
    Inventory : Audgrael, Draeklir, Sarardaier. The few survivors of the Stormborn.
    Magic Association
    Tower of Reincarnation
    Age of Heroes
    Family of the Damned:
    Father: @The Everdistant Utopia
    Mother: @Crau
    Daughters: @Kuma Desu, @Kysil.
    In-Laws: @Clozdark
    Name: Hrid
    Gender: Female
    Race: 117% Human
    Age: 16
    Class: Peasant
    Rank: E
    Points: 8
    Weapons: Simple Oak Bow
    Armors: Ordinary Clothes
    Coins: 10 Large Copper Coins, 1 Small Copper Coin
    Basic Skills:
    - Archery
    - Arrow Making
    - Scouting
    - Cooking​
    Waterskin
    Crude Stone Arrows [20]
    Kitchen Knife
    Smoked Venison [4]
    Bundle of Lupine Grass
    Old Doll
    Flute of the Library Keeper
    Clay Cooking Pot
    Mortar and Pestle
    Small Pot of Salt

    Name: [None]
    Age: [None]
    Gender: Female

    Concepts:
    [Loneliness]
    [DLC not Unlocked Yet]
    [DLC not Unlocked Yet]

    Appearance:
    [​IMG]

    Name: Werner van Keunen
    Job: Blacksmith
    Skill Tree: Defensive Magical
    Level: 1 (5/10)
    Rank: 0
    HP: 15
    MP: 15
    ATK: 5 [ 2 +3 ]
    DEF: 5
    AGI: 5
    INT: 6
    WIS: 6
    Attack Element: None.
    Elemental Weakness: None.
    Elemental Resistance: None.

    Skills:
    - Seal (Level 1)
    [Makes an enemy unable to act, take damage, or take any action for 2 turn.] (7 MP)

    Inventory (0/10)
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    Equipment:
    Main Hand
    : Plank (+3 ATK)
    Off Hand:
    Head:
    Body:
    Hands:
    Feet:

    DP: 580

    Rat Tail x4
    Rat Skin x4
    Thunderbird Beak x5