
- Gender:
- Female
- Birthday:
- Aug 8, 1921 (Age: 100)
- Location:
- Qi Deviating in my fancy cave
- Occupation:
- Professional Cannon Fodder
Thousand Miles Icefield
❅ Avid Enjoyer of Trash ❅, Female, 100, from Qi Deviating in my fancy cave
Me — [struggling to finish all the novels I'm currently reading] Also Me — [starts new ones] Jul 6, 2022 at 2:36 PM
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About
- Gender:
- Female
- Birthday:
- Aug 8, 1921 (Age: 100)
- Location:
- Qi Deviating in my fancy cave
- Occupation:
- Professional Cannon Fodder
Greetings, fellow daoists!
Or non-daoist trash of lower realm who has eyes yet fail to see the Mount Tai.
This heaven-defying strength possessing venerabl—I mean, humble one is called Thousand Miles Icefield and ascending to immortality is my one and only passion. I'm currently a highly respected Elder of Wicked Old Foxes Claiming to be Righteous Sect, and along with reading scriptures and being a menace to society, I enjoy watching dramas, Spitting mouthful of blood on every occasion, Seeking death by MC's sword at every encounter, Failing my heavenly tribulations, Yelling playground level insults before meeting my tragic end, Having no idea whether to laugh or cry, & Cultivating the forbidden art of Tax Fraud.
Also, I sincerely hope all martial heroes here respect my occupation as a professional cannon fodder & are aware of the fact that Sect Elders are inherently superior cannon fodders in comparison to Young Masters, as it's supported by daoisticfic evidence that:
Young Masters merely court death (tch tch what a bunch of kids) while us Sect Elders seduce it with our majestic, death-seeking aura that's even brighter than the MC's protagonist halo.
Amateurs make brief appearances over and over again just like a fishbone stuck in the MC's throat, but god author forbid we live past chapter 40.
Amateurs are just a bunch of morons, we're high functioning morons.
Amateurs have nasty attitudes because they're rich, we're capable of having an even nastier attitude while being broke.
Amateurs fight over jade beauties or restaurant seats, we don't even look for reasons as we can start old school bullying over literally anything.
Amateurs have tons of lines, we just repeat 'Good! Good! Good!' whether we're actually in a good mood or holding back tears because our dog got stolen in the broad daylight (whoever stole my Xiaobai, please kindly return him).
Amateurs cry to their influential fathers, we simply beg for the junior to give us some face & let us live.
Amateurs are a mere product of bad parenting, we are bad parents.
And if that's not the signature look of superiority, then this humble one has no idea what is.
(you may think my profile is way too long and wordy, but bro I don't see you complaining when you're reading that on-going xianxia novel with 1500+ chapters) Interact