Thousand Miles Icefield
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Thousand Miles Icefield

❅ Avid Enjoyer of Trash ❅, 101, from Qi Deviating in my fancy cave

"Sparrow Bun always wakes up in the morning feeling grumpy about waking up in the first place" I feel you bunbun, I feel you. May 25, 2023

    1. Thousand Miles Icefield
      Thousand Miles Icefield
      "Sparrow Bun always wakes up in the morning feeling grumpy about waking up in the first place" I feel you bunbun, I feel you.
      1. hcps-maia likes this.
    2. Thousand Miles Icefield
      Thousand Miles Icefield
      Just ate corn, it got stuck between my teeth and now I can't get them out. Neither the corn nor my teeth. I'm so annoyed.
      1. Thousand Miles Icefield
        Thousand Miles Icefield
        But ngl although corn getting stuck is annoying beyond words, eating corn through a corncob like a hungry ghost ready to devour a soul is a thousand times better than eating already-separated corns, and I'll die on this hill. Bonus points if you're coating the corncob with some lemon juice.
        May 25, 2023
    3. Thousand Miles Icefield
      Thousand Miles Icefield
      Why do I even bother trying to find high-quality pics to set as my avi when I know NU is going to turn it into just 4 pixels ▄█▀█●
    4. Thousand Miles Icefield
      Thousand Miles Icefield
      Why do I always stay up so late and then get surprised when I wake up so late?
      1. ikhors
        ikhors
        QQ you wake up late?
        I stay up late and get surprised that im upset when i wake up early...
        May 24, 2023
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      2. Thousand Miles Icefield
        Thousand Miles Icefield
        @ikhors teach me your ways. I, too, want to wake up early instead of spending 4 hours awake and 20 hours just sleeping.
        May 24, 2023
      3. ikhors
        ikhors
        Ive gotten used to waking up early so my body just naturally wakes up at 8-9am even when i sleep in really late + plus im a really light and sensitive sleeper where most things could wake me up... i still cant tell if this is a blessing or a curse...
        May 24, 2023
    5. Thousand Miles Icefield
      Thousand Miles Icefield
      Hate it when a novel starts out good but then turns into trash. It's like finding a hair in your food while taking the very last bite.
      1. Catshead and hypersniper159 like this.
    6. Thousand Miles Icefield
      Thousand Miles Icefield
      I hate that I can't read 56327 chapters in 2 seconds.
      1. GonZ555 likes this.
      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Why so specific?
        May 23, 2023
    7. Thousand Miles Icefield
      Thousand Miles Icefield
      Weather lately is so hot it can make hell feel jealous. I want to lock myself in a freezer and never get out.
    8. Thousand Miles Icefield
      Thousand Miles Icefield
      Today seems like a good day to lay down on a highway :)
      1. ikhors and Aho like this.
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      3. Thousand Miles Icefield
        Thousand Miles Icefield
        Honestly... nope lmao. But thanks for the free pats ₍⑅ᐢ..ᐢ₎♡
        May 16, 2023
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      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Careful, there might be some cops who's going to stop you..


        Jokes aside, please don't.
        May 16, 2023
        Aho likes this.
      5. Aho
        Aho
        Might not be oke rn but you will be okay in the future *more pats*
        May 16, 2023
    9. Thousand Miles Icefield
      Thousand Miles Icefield
      Just started playing 'The Tale of Food' and the characters' names got me cackling like a witch. One dude is literally called 'Peking Duck'.
      1. Thousand Miles Icefield
        Thousand Miles Icefield
        I know they're supposed to be foods who gained physical forms, but out of context it looks weird af when a guy named Peking Duck is trying to flirt with your ass or Longjing Shrimp looks like anything but a shrimp lmao.
        May 14, 2023
    10. Thousand Miles Icefield
      Thousand Miles Icefield
      Got a new phone and the thought of separating from my cute previous phone case is PAINFUL. But it won't fit this one. ▄█▀█●
      1. Knowledge is power likes this.
      2. Knowledge is power
        Knowledge is power
        Oh no! I used my old phone case until it tore completely from the sides xD it feels bad when you gotta change •_•
        May 12, 2023
    11. Thousand Miles Icefield
      Thousand Miles Icefield
      *Pulls the user reading this into a tight bearhug* *Secretly steals their wallet* well, my job here is done. Bye bye.
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      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *makes a hole and runs away to the cop to report kidnapping attempt*
        May 12, 2023
      3. mikey sane
        mikey sane
        *steals wallet and all the valuable things while you are exchanging hugs* *runs away without anyone noticing* **evil grin*
        May 12, 2023
      4. Esha07
        Esha07
        Wow I have been scammed! I fell for the beauty!
        May 12, 2023
    12. Thousand Miles Icefield
      Thousand Miles Icefield
      "There was a road to Heaven, but you chose not to walk it. Hell has no entrance, but you forced your way in" mc sure has a way with words.
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      2. Lemonfairy
        Lemonfairy
        oh I've read this before
        only the first few chapters though
        May 11, 2023
      3. FaeCraivaez
        FaeCraivaez
        Sorry to cut in but just noticed your nick can also be short for TMI…..
        May 11, 2023
      4. Thousand Miles Icefield
        Thousand Miles Icefield
        @FaeCraivaez lmao the abbreviation suits me better than my actual username.
        May 11, 2023
    13. Thousand Miles Icefield
      Thousand Miles Icefield
      Just saw a dog side-eyeing me because I walked past him without calling him a good boy.
      1. UnknownTakuaN likes this.
      2. UnknownTakuaN
        UnknownTakuaN
        it's tru. is me. im the doggo. Say I'm a good girl, please
        May 9, 2023
      3. Thousand Miles Icefield
        Thousand Miles Icefield
        @UnknownTakuaN I thought you was a cat, turns out you like to catfish as a dog sometimes. That aside, you're a good girl *pat pat pat*
        May 9, 2023
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      4. UnknownTakuaN
        UnknownTakuaN
        yes yes, im a catfish, is tru
        May 9, 2023
    14. Thousand Miles Icefield
      Thousand Miles Icefield
      My strawberry shampoo doesn't taste like strawberries at all. My entire life, I've only been lied to.
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      2. mikey sane
        mikey sane
        i often hear that one smells good if they were to eat the respective fragrance containing things for 4 to 5 years and it results better if they were to do it since child.
        May 6, 2023
      3. Kelsealoufromkalamazoo
        Kelsealoufromkalamazoo
        An unforgivable offense fr. You’re telling me it smells this good and I can’t eat it? Smh
        May 7, 2023
      4. mikey sane
        mikey sane
        *confused*
        May 7, 2023
    15. Thousand Miles Icefield
      Thousand Miles Icefield
      My glasses are foggy but I'm too lazy to wipe them so guess I'll just walk around blindly for now.
      1. milk bottle likes this.
    16. Thousand Miles Icefield
      Thousand Miles Icefield
      Everyday I wake up and then wait for it to be bed time again.
      1. hypersniper159 likes this.
      2. Midnight37
        Midnight37
        Talk about productivity. lol
        May 4, 2023
    17. Thousand Miles Icefield
      Thousand Miles Icefield
      I love interacting with users who have hot avis. Like thanks for blessing my eyes while we're talking about climate change.
      1. akki
        akki
        Define hot~
        Apr 22, 2023
      2. Thousand Miles Icefield
        Thousand Miles Icefield
        Hot = having a high degree of heat or a high temperature.
        Apr 22, 2023
      3. I Am Made Of Memories
        I Am Made Of Memories
        My surfer is eye candy for you?!?
        Apr 22, 2023
    18. Thousand Miles Icefield
      Thousand Miles Icefield
      From today onwards, I've decided to coexist peacefully with the spider in my bathroom since I can't kill this fucker. It jumps A LOT.
      1. Lonelycity and ikhors like this.
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      3. I Am Made Of Memories
        I Am Made Of Memories
        Spiders can move too you know…
        Apr 22, 2023
      4. Thousand Miles Icefield
        Thousand Miles Icefield
        So the spider went all the way to crawl into my brother's mouth and then went back to the bathroom? If I told him that he'll definitely start retching, spiders in mouth are bad enough already but this one's even a bathroom-dweller lmao.
        Apr 22, 2023
      5. I Am Made Of Memories
        I Am Made Of Memories
        I mean you can even fake photo of it or video using apps
        Apr 22, 2023
    19. Thousand Miles Icefield
      Thousand Miles Icefield
      No matter how much I try, I can't get my eyeliner right. It looks like a worm crawled onto my eyelid and just fucking died.
      1. daisukenowaifu and Catshead like this.
      2. I Am Made Of Memories
        I Am Made Of Memories
        You can buy eyeliner stencils online to help you with them if you need
        Apr 22, 2023
      3. Thousand Miles Icefield
        Thousand Miles Icefield
        Bought a plastic one before but my eyes (one monolid-other double lid) are weird so the stencils don't really work on me, and their eyeliner style isn't the one I want. I'm thinking of either training my hands to stop drawing worms or giving up and buying an eyelid tape so I can do the same eyeliner on both eyes, it's a hassle when they look like siblings who don't get along with each other rather than twins.
        Apr 22, 2023
      4. I Am Made Of Memories
        I Am Made Of Memories
        Date makeup artist would be nicer option
        Apr 22, 2023
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    20. Thousand Miles Icefield
      Thousand Miles Icefield
      Wore an eyeliner for the first time and my brother keeps looking at me like he doesn't know who the fuck I am.
      1. Esha07 likes this.
      2. Thousand Miles Icefield
        Thousand Miles Icefield
        This dude's legit acting like I'm completely unrecognisable just because of a single stroke of badly done eyeliner. I swear, if he said "who are you and what did you do to my sister?" YET AGAIN, I'll smack him with a pillow.
        Apr 20, 2023
        Esha07 likes this.
      3. Alexcia
        Alexcia
        Maybe he's just exaggerating like what siblings do. I was also bad when i held the eyeliner for the first time too, looking worse than ghost...
        Apr 20, 2023
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    Birthday:
    Aug 8, 1921 (Age: 101)
    Home Page:
    https://tinyurl.com/Wigglyboi-notminebutitsfun
    Location:
    Qi Deviating in my fancy cave
    Occupation:
    Professional Cannon Fodder
    Greetings, fellow daoists![​IMG] [​IMG]
    Or non-daoist trash of the lower realm who has eyes yet fails to see the Mount Tai.

    This heaven-defying strength possessing venerabl—I mean, humble one is called Thousand Miles Icefield and ascending to immortality by committing atrocities is my one and only passion. I'm your typical cannon fodder who should die by the MC's hands already, but you know what? I won't. I'll continue to exist out of spite.

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    I'm a Nobel Prize Winning Triple PhD Holder in the field of Courting Death and currently a highly respected Elder of 'Wicked Old Foxes Claiming to be Righteous' Sect. Also, a
    long with reading scriptures and being a menace to the cultivation society, I enjoy watching dramas, Spitting mouthful of blood on every occasion, Seeking death by MC's sword at every encounter, Failing my heavenly tribulations, Yelling playground-level insults before meeting my tragic end, Having no idea whether to laugh or cry, & Cultivating the forbidden art of Tax Fraud.

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    Also, I sincerely hope all martial heroes here respect my occupation as a professional cannon fodder & are aware of the fact that Sect Elders are inherently superior cannon fodders in comparison to Young Masters, as it's supported by daoisticfic evidence that
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    Young Masters merely court death (tch tch a bunch of kids) while us Sect Elders seduce it with our majestic, death-seeking aura that's even brighter than the MC's protagonist halo.

    Amateurs make brief appearances over and over again just like a fishbone stuck in the MC's throat, but god author forbid we live past chapter 40.

    Amateurs are just a bunch of morons, we're high functioning morons.

    Amateurs have nasty attitudes because they're rich, we're capable of having an even nastier attitude while being broke.

    Amateurs fight over jade beauties or restaurant seats, we don't even look for reasons as we can start old school bullying over literally anything.

    Amateurs have tons of lines, we just repeat 'Good! Good! Good!' whether we're actually in a good mood or holding back tears because our dog got stolen in the broad daylight (whoever stole my Xiaobai, please kindly return him).

    Amateurs cry to their influential fathers, we simply beg for the junior to give us some face & let us live.

    Amateurs are a mere product of bad parenting, we are bad parents.

    And if that's not the signature look of superiority,
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    then this humble one has no idea what is.

    Goodbye, fellow daoists!
    it was nice seeing you here
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    Visit me again whenever you're free,
    let's drink some wine and talk some shit about righteous cultivators behind their backs.

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    Touch the Cow
    [​IMG] Do it Now

    Junior DARES to not touch the cow: [​IMG]

    Junior takes away the cow along with my golden core:[​IMG]

    Junior turns out to be my secret child and suddenly the idea of going out to 'buy milk' seems a bit way too appealing: [​IMG]

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    “MC is so intelligent” = somehow the MC is not particularly retarded[​IMG]

    “MC is so powerful” = MC has plot armor and his fart can destroy an entire continent

    “MC is so badass” = MC is an arrogant young master[​IMG]

    “MC is a beta” = MC avoids women like the plague for no reason

    “MC is not a beta” = MC is a sexual predator[​IMG]

    “MC is OP” = Power levels won’t be fleshed out as they hold no meaning anyway

    “MC is a good person” = MC spared someone once or twice, of course after crippling their cultivation

    “MC isn’t a good person” = MC is evil

    “MC is evil” = MC is the vilest creature you’ll ever see

    “MC is a coward” = MC isn’t a battle maniac that doesn’t have any self-preservation instinct

    “MC won’t let any female trample over him” = MC is a domestic abuser[​IMG]

    “MC is a scientist/special ops/prodigy/…” = Author will use this as a crutch for his plot points and MC’s abilities

    “MC is emotionless, pragmatic and practical” = MC literally has no emotions and only processes everything depending on the result of an algorithm calculating income minus expenses

    “MC is good at cooking” = MC is basically your typical fatty best friend but with a better metabolism,
    Or MC is a cannibal [​IMG]

    “Side characters stay relevant across the novel” = Side characters you like will get power boosts from MC so that you won’t miss your favourite fatty best friend

    “I like the multiple POV writing” = You will get whole chapters of internal monologue of MC worshipping

    “Novel is a tragedy” = Forget about side characters, they’ll die as soon as they get introduced

    “Novel has interesting alchemy” = MC is a pill junkie[​IMG]

    “Novel is like X novel but…" = if you’ve read that one, then you’ve read this one

    “Novel has great world-building” = Author mentioned enough details about the world that I can differentiate between arrogant young master A and arrogant young master B

    “It’s good but not completely translated so I read it with mtl” = This is an addict's call for help, please inform your nearby rehab center about this user[​IMG]

    Note, since I don't want to court death: Don't take this seriously. Everything is a joke, like me.
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