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- Birthday:
- Aug 8, 1921 (Age: 101)
- Location:
- Qi Deviating in my fancy cave
- Occupation:
- Professional Cannon Fodder
Thousand Miles Icefield
❅ Avid Enjoyer of Trash ❅, 101, from Qi Deviating in my fancy cave
"Sparrow Bun always wakes up in the morning feeling grumpy about waking up in the first place" I feel you bunbun, I feel you. May 25, 2023
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About
- Birthday:
- Aug 8, 1921 (Age: 101)
- Location:
- Qi Deviating in my fancy cave
- Occupation:
- Professional Cannon Fodder
Greetings, fellow daoists!
Or non-daoist trash of the lower realm who has eyes yet fails to see the Mount Tai.
This heaven-defying strength possessing venerabl—I mean, humble one is called Thousand Miles Icefield and ascending to immortality by committing atrocities is my one and only passion. I'm your typical cannon fodder who should die by the MC's hands already, but you know what? I won't. I'll continue to exist out of spite.
I'm a Nobel Prize Winning Triple PhD Holder in the field of Courting Death and currently a highly respected Elder of 'Wicked Old Foxes Claiming to be Righteous' Sect. Also, along with reading scriptures and being a menace to the cultivation society, I enjoy watching dramas, Spitting mouthful of blood on every occasion, Seeking death by MC's sword at every encounter, Failing my heavenly tribulations, Yelling playground-level insults before meeting my tragic end, Having no idea whether to laugh or cry, & Cultivating the forbidden art of Tax Fraud.
Also, I sincerely hope all martial heroes here respect my occupation as a professional cannon fodder & are aware of the fact that Sect Elders are inherently superior cannon fodders in comparison to Young Masters, as it's supported by daoisticfic evidence that:
Young Masters merely court death (tch tch a bunch of kids) while us Sect Elders seduce it with our majestic, death-seeking aura that's even brighter than the MC's protagonist halo.
Amateurs make brief appearances over and over again just like a fishbone stuck in the MC's throat, but god author forbid we live past chapter 40.
Amateurs are just a bunch of morons, we're high functioning morons.
Amateurs have nasty attitudes because they're rich, we're capable of having an even nastier attitude while being broke.
Amateurs fight over jade beauties or restaurant seats, we don't even look for reasons as we can start old school bullying over literally anything.
Amateurs have tons of lines, we just repeat 'Good! Good! Good!' whether we're actually in a good mood or holding back tears because our dog got stolen in the broad daylight (whoever stole my Xiaobai, please kindly return him).
Amateurs cry to their influential fathers, we simply beg for the junior to give us some face & let us live.
Amateurs are a mere product of bad parenting, we are bad parents.
And if that's not the signature look of superiority,
then this humble one has no idea what is.
Goodbye, fellow daoists!
it was nice seeing you here
Visit me again whenever you're free,
let's drink some wine and talk some shit about righteous cultivators behind their backs. Interact
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Do it Now
Junior DARES to not touch the cow:
Junior takes away the cow along with my golden core:
Junior turns out to be my secret child and suddenly the idea of going out to 'buy milk' seems a bit way too appealing:
“MC is so intelligent” = somehow the MC is not particularly retarded
“MC is so powerful” = MC has plot armor and his fart can destroy an entire continent
“MC is so badass” = MC is an arrogant young master
“MC is a beta” = MC avoids women like the plague for no reason
“MC is not a beta” = MC is a sexual predator
“MC is OP” = Power levels won’t be fleshed out as they hold no meaning anyway
“MC is a good person” = MC spared someone once or twice, of course after crippling their cultivation
“MC isn’t a good person” = MC is evil
“MC is evil” = MC is the vilest creature you’ll ever see
“MC is a coward” = MC isn’t a battle maniac that doesn’t have any self-preservation instinct
“MC won’t let any female trample over him” = MC is a domestic abuser
“MC is a scientist/special ops/prodigy/…” = Author will use this as a crutch for his plot points and MC’s abilities
“MC is emotionless, pragmatic and practical” = MC literally has no emotions and only processes everything depending on the result of an algorithm calculating income minus expenses
“MC is good at cooking” = MC is basically your typical fatty best friend but with a better metabolism,
Or MC is a cannibal
“Side characters stay relevant across the novel” = Side characters you like will get power boosts from MC so that you won’t miss your favourite fatty best friend
“I like the multiple POV writing” = You will get whole chapters of internal monologue of MC worshipping
“Novel is a tragedy” = Forget about side characters, they’ll die as soon as they get introduced
“Novel has interesting alchemy” = MC is a pill junkie
“Novel is like X novel but…" = if you’ve read that one, then you’ve read this one
“Novel has great world-building” = Author mentioned enough details about the world that I can differentiate between arrogant young master A and arrogant young master B
“It’s good but not completely translated so I read it with mtl” = This is an addict's call for help, please inform your nearby rehab center about this user
Note, since I don't want to court death: Don't take this seriously. Everything is a joke, like me.