Thousand Miles Icefield

But ngl although corn getting stuck is annoying beyond words, eating corn through a corncob like a hungry ghost ready to devour a soul is a thousand times better than eating already-separated corns, and I'll die on this hill. Bonus points if you're coating the corncob with some lemon juice.

QQ you wake up late?
I stay up late and get surprised that im upset when i wake up early...

@ikhors teach me your ways. I, too, want to wake up early instead of spending 4 hours awake and 20 hours just sleeping.

Ive gotten used to waking up early so my body just naturally wakes up at 8-9am even when i sleep in really late + plus im a really light and sensitive sleeper where most things could wake me up... i still cant tell if this is a blessing or a curse...

Why so specific?

Honestly... nope lmao. But thanks for the free pats ₍⑅ᐢ..ᐢ₎♡

Careful, there might be some cops who's going to stop you..


Jokes aside, please don't.

Might not be oke rn but you will be okay in the future *more pats*

I know they're supposed to be foods who gained physical forms, but out of context it looks weird af when a guy named Peking Duck is trying to flirt with your ass or Longjing Shrimp looks like anything but a shrimp lmao.

Oh no! I used my old phone case until it tore completely from the sides xD it feels bad when you gotta change •_•

*makes a hole and runs away to the cop to report kidnapping attempt*

*steals wallet and all the valuable things while you are exchanging hugs* *runs away without anyone noticing* **evil grin*

Wow I have been scammed! I fell for the beauty!

oh I've read this before
only the first few chapters though

Sorry to cut in but just noticed your nick can also be short for TMI…..

@FaeCraivaez lmao the abbreviation suits me better than my actual username.

it's tru. is me. im the doggo. Say I'm a good girl, please

@UnknownTakuaN I thought you was a cat, turns out you like to catfish as a dog sometimes. That aside, you're a good girl *pat pat pat*

yes yes, im a catfish, is tru

i often hear that one smells good if they were to eat the respective fragrance containing things for 4 to 5 years and it results better if they were to do it since child.

An unforgivable offense fr. You’re telling me it smells this good and I can’t eat it? Smh

*confused*

Talk about productivity. lol

Define hot~

Hot = having a high degree of heat or a high temperature.

My surfer is eye candy for you?!?

Spiders can move too you know…

So the spider went all the way to crawl into my brother's mouth and then went back to the bathroom? If I told him that he'll definitely start retching, spiders in mouth are bad enough already but this one's even a bathroom-dweller lmao.

I mean you can even fake photo of it or video using apps

You can buy eyeliner stencils online to help you with them if you need

Bought a plastic one before but my eyes (one monolid-other double lid) are weird so the stencils don't really work on me, and their eyeliner style isn't the one I want. I'm thinking of either training my hands to stop drawing worms or giving up and buying an eyelid tape so I can do the same eyeliner on both eyes, it's a hassle when they look like siblings who don't get along with each other rather than twins.

Date makeup artist would be nicer option

This dude's legit acting like I'm completely unrecognisable just because of a single stroke of badly done eyeliner. I swear, if he said "who are you and what did you do to my sister?" YET AGAIN, I'll smack him with a pillow.

Maybe he's just exaggerating like what siblings do. I was also bad when i held the eyeliner for the first time too, looking worse than ghost...