Undying Winter

❅ Avid Enjoyer of Trash ❅, 102, from Qi Deviating in my fancy cave

Fuck it imma just *disappears under mysterious circumstances* Apr 5, 2024

1. Undying Winter
  Born to commit felonies. Forced to be a law-abiding citizen.
  
  Feb 17, 2024
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2. Feng Ge
  Hahahaha, joking. It's from the webtoon, 'Spooky love tale of Gongchan Seol'. It's the Shounen-Ai genre.
  
  Feb 16, 2024
  2. Undying Winter
    Thanks! It sounds interesting.
    
    Feb 17, 2024
3. Undying Winter
  I just saw a CN author whose pen-name is 'Marshmallow Shitting Bunny'
  
  Feb 16, 2024
4. Undying Winter
  There's a couple making out right outside my house and I swear if they leaned on the walls, I'll throw a bucket of cold water on them.
  
  Feb 14, 2024
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  3. Catshead
    I just finished doing laundry, have this bucket of dirty cloth water too...
    
    Feb 14, 2024
    
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  4. I Am Made Of Memories
    They were underaged teens I called the police on them
    
    Feb 14, 2024
    
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  5. Catshead
    @I Am Made Of Memories job well done Sargent
    
    Feb 14, 2024
5. Undying Winter
  Why do KR novels have such pretty posters even when the story itself isn't good? Like damn, they're really going after us facecons.
  
  Feb 9, 2024
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6. Undying Winter
  Damn, this line goes hard
  
  Feb 7, 2024
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  2. Undying Winter
    "One should know that receiving the love of a paranoid and deranged person was never a good thing. Because what this group of people was best at, was destroying what they couldn’t have."
    
    I like that the MC is sane. Although the first arc of this novel is boring as fuck, it could easily pass off as a horse tranquilizer.
    
    Feb 7, 2024
    
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  3. Cutting_bamboo
    Tea?
    
    Mar 3, 2024
  4. Undying Winter
    No tea, just lukewarm water. He's your typical cn mc who happens to be good looking so of course, a gang of horndogs is after him. Man's just tired of this shit, and the fact that all the mls have an IQ of a rusty spoon isn't helping the situation.
    
    If you were asking for the source though, it's from the novel 'Became an Infinite Game Beauty NPC'
    
    Mar 3, 2024
    
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7. Undying Winter
  All I want for 2024 is: every translation site to have an option to change text size, since some of the text be smaller than my will to live
  
  Feb 7, 2024
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  3. milk bottle
    100% agree with this!! Lesser eyestrain too if the text can be bigger
    
    Feb 7, 2024
  4. Undying Winter
    @milk bottle Exactly. Plus teeny-tiny text sometimes mess with my dyslexia :/
    
    Feb 7, 2024
    
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  5. milk bottle
    Same it definitely mess with my dyslexia!! I need to reread the novel after finishing them up just to be sure I got the details right since sometimes my dyslexic ass will bite me and make misread words consistently until I finally take the time to properly read em xD
    
    Feb 8, 2024
8. Undying Winter
  I wish I was a rock at the bottom of a river. I could just exist without having to survive. No food. No sleep. No worries. Just rock life.
  
  Feb 6, 2024
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  3. daisukenowaifu
    Street rat? Is that a metaphor or an actual rat?
    
    Feb 6, 2024
  4. Undying Winter
    @daisukenowaifu An actual rat. I wish it was a metaphor though because it hurts less when people are scared of your face, but scaring a goddamn street rat is something I'll never recover from.
    
    Feb 6, 2024
    
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  5. daisukenowaifu
    ma'am. you are always so effortlessly funny.
    
    Feb 6, 2024
9. Undying Winter
  I just scared a rat away with my face. Who made me this ugly? Whether it's my parents or the gods, I'm ready to sue them for this.
  
  Feb 5, 2024
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  2. Undying Winter
    Nvm. I'm going to chase after the rat and demand an explanation, it was way too rude.
    
    Feb 5, 2024
    
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10. Dr_Blood
  Hi hi hi
  
  Jan 24, 2024
  2. Undying Winter
    Howdy
    
    Jan 24, 2024
11. Undying Winter
  This flu is killing me.
  
  Jan 22, 2024
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  2. QueenAthy
    Get well soon~ *huggles* ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ try to keep yourself warm *cuddles*
    
    Jan 22, 2024
  3. Dr_Blood
    Sorry MR “You’ll be fine in no time”
    
    Jan 24, 2024
    
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12. Undying Winter
  Life update: I fucked up. Mentally, emotionally, physically, spiritually - I'll never be able to recover from this.
  
  Jan 20, 2024
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  2. Undying Winter
    A friend texted me to ask why I haven't been hanging out with anyone lately and I meant to reply with 'I got sick yesterday' (which is true) but accidentally typed out 'I got dick yesterday' •—• I'd like to sue whoever decided to place S and D so closely on the keyboard. I'd also like to ask someone to stab me and put me out my misery.
    
    Jan 20, 2024
    
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  3. I Am Made Of Memories
    You know what go with it from now on you just a hoe make that your new personality live with the mistake let the curse stain your soul
    
    Jan 20, 2024
13. Undying Winter
  Why doesn't these interesting games that MCs transmigrate into actually exist? I'd literally die to play some of them ●█▀█▄
  
  Jan 13, 2024
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14. Undying Winter
  Sometimes, I wish it was required to explain why you're blocking someone before blocking them because this girl blocked me right after
  
  Jan 2, 2024
  2. Undying Winter
    I did half of her work with something uni-related. Like bruh.. You asked me for help out of blue so I did exactly that? We aren't even friends or enemies or anything at all, we're just in the same class and barely interact with each other enough to start drama. I just need to know what she suddenly got against me.
    
    Jan 2, 2024
  3. Nefasdetestasti
    Small people like that are not needed for a big person like you. They are just a waste of space on your head.
    
    Jan 2, 2024
  4. QueenAthy
    Winty want me to execute her? ^^
    
    Jan 12, 2024
15. Undying Winter
  Happy new year everyone! May you come across best of the best novels this year and they get translated till the very end.
  
  Dec 31, 2023
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  3. QueenAthy
    Happy new year Winty!! ~♡♡♡
    
    Dec 31, 2023
    
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  4. Midnight37
    Likewise. Happy New Year!
    
    Dec 31, 2023
    
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  5. GonZ555
    Happy new year~
    
    Dec 31, 2023
    
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16. Undying Winter
  I just love turtlenecks. They're my go-tos. Cafe? Throw on a turtleneck. Meeting relatives? Turtleneck again. Funeral? Black turtleneck.
  
  Dec 25, 2023
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  2. Undying Winter
    And then my parents say I'm always well-dressed when I've been just repeating the same turtleneck for two years. Bless whoever invented them.
    
    Dec 25, 2023
    
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17. Undying Winter
  Merry Christmas everyone ᰔ may you have a day filled with warmth and tummy filled with tasty snacks!
  
  Dec 24, 2023
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18. Undying Winter
  All I want for Christmas is 1 million dollars in cash.
  
  Dec 24, 2023
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  2. I Am Made Of Memories
    Double it and give to me
    
    Dec 24, 2023
  3. Alisoa
    Multiple it by tenfold, that's what I'd like to get
    
    Dec 24, 2023
19. Undying Winter
  Damn my favourite character Shangguan Qian dropping some cold lines in this drama. I love her.
  
  Dec 22, 2023
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  2. Undying Winter
    "Two wolves disguised as dogs, sneaking into a herd of sheep. If one of the wolves is exposed, the other should bite him immediately. The remaining wolf will become a dog forever and one with the herd of sheep. Eating one sheep a day. No one will suspect that fake dog, because it once killed a wolf."
    
    Dec 22, 2023
    
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  3. Undying Winter
    I'm legit going to marry the writer who came up with these dialogues.
    
    Dec 22, 2023
    
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20. Undying Winter
  I want to cover myself with snow and turn into a snowman. It's too bad that while cold looks cosy and soft, it's cold as fuck.
  
  Dec 22, 2023
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  3. Gandire Alea
    go to a sheep farm and improvise
    
    Dec 22, 2023
  4. Undying Winter
    Great idea. I'm on my way to shave them bald.
    
    Dec 22, 2023
  5. Gandire Alea
    fufufu~
    
    Dec 22, 2023
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Birthday:

Aug 8, 1921 (Age: 102)

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https://tinyurl.com/Wigglyboi-notminebutitsfun

Location:

Qi Deviating in my fancy cave

Occupation:

Professional Cannon Fodder

Greetings, fellow daoists!
Or non-daoist trash of the lower realm who has eyes yet fails to see the Mount Tai.

This heaven-defying strength possessing venerabl—I mean, humble one is called Undying Winter and ascending to immortality by committing atrocities is my one and only passion. I'm your typical cannon fodder who should die by the MC's hands already, but you know what? I won't. I'll continue to exist out of spite.

I'm a Nobel Prize Winning Triple PhD Holder in the field of Courting Death and currently a highly respected Elder of 'Wicked Old Foxes Claiming to be Righteous' Sect. Also, along with reading scriptures and being a menace to the cultivation society, I enjoy watching dramas, Spitting mouthful of blood on every occasion, Seeking death by MC's sword at every encounter, Failing my heavenly tribulations, Yelling playground-level insults before meeting my tragic end, Having no idea whether to laugh or cry, & Cultivating the forbidden art of Tax Fraud.

Also, I sincerely hope all martial heroes here respect my occupation as a professional cannon fodder & are aware of the fact that Sect Elders are inherently superior cannon fodders in comparison to Young Masters, as it's supported by daoisticfic evidence that:

Young Masters merely court death (tch tch a bunch of kids) while us Sect Elders seduce it with our majestic, death-seeking aura that's even brighter than the MC's protagonist halo.

Amateurs make brief appearances over and over again just like a fishbone stuck in the MC's throat, but god author forbid we live past chapter 40.

Amateurs are just a bunch of morons, we're high functioning morons.

Amateurs have nasty attitudes because they're rich, we're capable of having an even nastier attitude while being broke.

Amateurs fight over jade beauties or restaurant seats, we don't even look for reasons as we can start old school bullying over literally anything.

Amateurs have tons of lines, we just repeat 'Good! Good! Good!' whether we're actually in a good mood or holding back tears because our dog got stolen in the broad daylight (whoever stole my Xiaobai, please kindly return him).

Amateurs cry to their influential fathers, we simply beg for the junior to give us some face & let us live.

Amateurs are a mere product of bad parenting, we are bad parents.

And if that's not the signature look of superiority,

then this humble one has no idea what is.

Therapists would make a shit ton of money in the cultivation world, because cultivating depends heavily on one's mind and how strong their mental fortitude is. During tribulations, cultivators are supposed to reconcile with their inner demons (that are, well, born due to their bad mental health...), and everyday they also have to worry about falling prey to them and ending up insane.

So, if there was a mf getting paid to address their influential-daddy issues, 'my dao companion left me for the MC' issues, 'MC added yet another jade beauty to his harem after chasing my ass for 50 chapters' issues, 'the hehuan master said my dragon is too small to join their dual cultivating sect' issues, and other kind of issues because they've got a lot of issues, it would benefit both. It's basically like having a mentor, except you aren't required to make an oath to them or some shit like you're supposed to do with shifus. No attachments + no debts + inner demons getting their ass whooped = profit.

Goodbye, fellow daoists!
it was nice seeing you here

Visit me again whenever you're free,
let's drink some wine and talk some shit about righteous cultivators behind their backs.
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Do it Now

Junior DARES to not touch the cow:

Junior takes away the cow along with my golden core:

Junior turns out to be my secret child and suddenly the idea of going out to 'buy milk' seems a bit way too appealing:

“MC is so intelligent” = somehow the MC is not particularly retarded

“MC is so powerful” = MC has plot armor and his fart can destroy an entire continent

“MC is so badass” = MC is an arrogant young master

“MC is a beta” = MC avoids women like the plague for no reason

“MC is not a beta” = MC is a sexual predator

“MC is OP” = Power levels won’t be fleshed out as they hold no meaning anyway

“MC is a good person” = MC spared someone once or twice, of course after crippling their cultivation

“MC isn’t a good person” = MC is evil

“MC is evil” = MC is the vilest creature you’ll ever see

“MC is a coward” = MC isn’t a battle maniac that doesn’t have any self-preservation instinct

“MC won’t let any female trample over him” = MC is a domestic abuser

“MC is a scientist/special ops/prodigy/…” = Author will use this as a crutch for his plot points and MC’s abilities

“MC is emotionless, pragmatic and practical” = MC literally has no emotions and only processes everything depending on the result of an algorithm calculating income minus expenses

“MC is good at cooking” = MC is basically your typical fatty best friend but with a better metabolism,
Or MC is a cannibal

“Side characters stay relevant across the novel” = Side characters you like will get power boosts from MC so that you won’t miss your favourite fatty best friend (just love this guy, he can make me a part of his harem any day)

“I like the multiple POV writing” = You will get whole chapters of internal monologue of MC worshipping

“Novel is a tragedy” = Forget about side characters, they’ll die as soon as they get introduced

“Novel has interesting alchemy” = MC is a pill junkie

“Novel is like X novel but…" = if you’ve read that one, then you’ve read this one

“Novel has great world-building” = Author mentioned enough details about the world that I can differentiate between arrogant young master A and arrogant young master B

“It’s good but not completely translated so I read it with mtl” = This is an addict's call for help, please inform your nearby rehab center about this user

Note, since I don't want to court death: Don't take this seriously. Everything is a joke, like me.

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