Undying Winter
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Aug 8, 1921 (Age: 102)
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Professional Cannon Fodder

Undying Winter

❅ Avid Enjoyer of Trash ❅, 102, from Qi Deviating in my fancy cave

Fuck it imma just *disappears under mysterious circumstances* Apr 5, 2024

    1. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      So many things to do. And I'm not going do any of them.
    2. QueenAthy
    3. JamesBunny
      JamesBunny
      What was it like living in the 1930’s???
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      2. I Am Made Of Memories
        I Am Made Of Memories
        I have memories of your birth your mum said you were difficult birth cause if your big head
        Dec 8, 2023
      3. I Am Made Of Memories
        I Am Made Of Memories
        Your dad still questioning how you came out as bunny…
        Dec 8, 2023
      4. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        I was in a closed door cultivation during those times, and in fact, still am. What happens outside, does not concern me. In simpler terms, I never touched the grass.
        Dec 10, 2023
    4. QueenAthy
      QueenAthy
      ヽ(≧◡≦)八(o^ ^o)ノ *pat pat*
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      3. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        It's alright. I love angst. I'm always crying anyways so this anime might as well give me a valid reason for it.
        Dec 6, 2023
        QueenAthy likes this.
      4. QueenAthy
        QueenAthy
        Aww i feel bad for you Winty jjk is always making my depression worse. Since it's so hard to not get attached to the characters when they're so lovely and well written
        Dec 6, 2023
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      5. QueenAthy
        QueenAthy
        LET'S CRY TOGETHER ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ
        Dec 6, 2023
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    5. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Just realised that my most unhinged list is also my most followed list on nu lmao.
      1. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        It's like parents all over the world decided to release a batch of unhinged people and we're all here, on the same site, having a civil discourse over our deranged interests.
        Dec 6, 2023
    6. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      I wish, in the future, we would be able to smell things through the screen because I swear this cdrama I'm watching smells gorgeous.
      1. Shadow Bunny and milk bottle like this.
      2. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        The drama is 'My Journey to You' btw. The sets and cinematography is beautiful, especially the winter scenes. I love the ones with blooming flowers frozen in time due to the snow and frosty wind. I think they would probably smell as pretty as they look.
        Dec 6, 2023
      3. milk bottle
        milk bottle
        Imagine watching horror, gore or apocalyptic shows and then there's blood all over the floor or the smell of rotting flesh coming from zombies

        That might be a fun feature for cartoons tho especially the funny old ones with fart jokes
        Dec 6, 2023
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      4. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        @milk bottle honestly I wouldn't mind it as long as the smell isn't excessive, it kind of adds to the ambience lol.
        Dec 6, 2023
        milk bottle likes this.
    7. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Does anyone else ever just suddenly start making way too many typos (even while typing in their usual pace)?
      1. Bad Storm and ReaderReader like this.
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      3. ReaderReader
        ReaderReader
        when my fingers are one row off and instead of typing "undying winter" i get undaying winrze or i,fuing xo,ter
        Dec 3, 2023
      4. ReaderReader
        ReaderReader
        And since I don't often look at what I type while typing it, I have to hurry and hope I remembered what I was typing and keep typing what the professor is saying at the same time
        Dec 3, 2023
      5. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        at this point in life, I dont question my tendency to make typos anymore...
        Dec 3, 2023
    8. SleepingTaiger
      SleepingTaiger
      Christmas cookie delivery ~
      *Shaped like snowmen*
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      2. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        Aww thanks *gives you a cup of hot chocolate in return*
        Dec 1, 2023
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    9. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      I love snow. I want to be buried under snow and never come out.
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      3. SleepingTaiger
        SleepingTaiger
        *prepares snowballs*
        Dec 1, 2023
      4. Bright_Lucky_Star
        Dec 1, 2023
        SleepingTaiger likes this.
      5. Esha07
        Esha07
        Us moment.
        Dec 1, 2023
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    10. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Drinking a cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows is like experiencing heaven on a budget.
      1. GonZ555 likes this.
      2. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        I've drank 3 cups by now. And I will drink more.
        Nov 28, 2023
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      3. yorstruly
        yorstruly
        drinking sweet worsen my sore throat
        Nov 28, 2023
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    11. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      "His face was so translucent it was see-through. His lips were like a person who had devoured a rat, really red" peak writing.
      1. I Am Made Of Memories
        I Am Made Of Memories
        Sometimes I question if the translator fucked up or author
        Nov 25, 2023
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      2. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        It's actually all thanks to the author's peerless talent, which made the entire literature world tremble once they wrote their beautiful novel called 'My Boyfriend's IQ is 600' (yep, that's the title lmao, it's a crack novel)
        Nov 25, 2023
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    12. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Just in case if any of you ever see me not changing my avi every other day, then my account probably got hacked.
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      2. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        Because there's no way I'm going to do something as ridiculous as being loyal to something for once. I'm the kind of person to spend time and effort into learning an instrument for a week and then forget about its existence once I get interested in like, rocks, frogs or other random shit.
        Nov 24, 2023
      3. TheAmnesiacOracle
        TheAmnesiacOracle
        You did change your avi! O.o
        Nov 24, 2023
    13. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      As long as pinterest exists, I'll never be able to stay loyal to just one avi for a whole week. I'm having the urge to change it again...
      1. Anazi, Michii, ikhors and 1 other person like this.
      2. Esha07
        Esha07
        This>>>
        Nov 24, 2023
    14. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Sometimes I just want to be a cat napping under layers upon layers of fluffy blankets. No work. No worries. Just zzzzzzzzz.
      1. motokare
        motokare
        few months back, i bought a mochi pillow from Nitori and that pillow is so poisonous. you hug it and zzzzz before you even know it. now i can't live without it.
        Nov 23, 2023
    15. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Tfw you find a novel on jjwxc, think it sounds familiar, look it up on NU and find that the translator has thoroughly butchered it: ▄█▀█●
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      2. motokare
        motokare
        I also had the unpleasant experience of someone who pretended to know the language in open forum, and asked for 15-20 dollars a chapter for their mtl, but would sneakily try to dm me asking for translation help on the language they're supposed to know (and try to charge money for)
        Nov 23, 2023
      3. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        @motokare damn that sounds worse, they were not only charging money for their mtl but also trying to make their pseudo-translation appear more believable through someone else's help and effort. Sorry you had to deal with people like that.
        Nov 23, 2023
      4. motokare
        motokare
        i absolutely refused to help that person though. said i don't appreciate such dms. i don't mind helping the mtl if they are not expecting to be spoonfed, but yeah, that person was just scummy haha
        Nov 23, 2023
    16. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      "Mistakes are the best teachers" alright why are my teachers keeping me awake at 3am as I regret every single decision I've made in my life?
      1. Alisoa, Mr. Tired, ikhors and 3 others like this.
      2. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        Someone please fire them. That's not how you treat a student.
        Nov 17, 2023
        Catshead and Anazi like this.
      3. Anazi
        Anazi
        Vent it out with friends to share hatred!
        *hands you a jacket in case it's cold there*
        Nov 17, 2023
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    17. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      I've sneezed like a thousand times today. Which arch-nemesis of mine is thinking about me that much? Just stab me at this point.
      1. SleepingTaiger
        SleepingTaiger
        sorry...
        Nov 17, 2023
    18. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      "I can fix him" girl have you even fixed yourself yet?
      1. theknownuser
        theknownuser
        Probably not, she'd know her worth then.
        Nov 14, 2023
      2. Blitz
        Blitz
        They’ll obviously fix each other, or break it even more!
        Nov 14, 2023
    19. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      The last episode of loki got me both laughing and screaming and crying and then laughing again and screaming again and crying again and lau—
      1. Michii
        Michii
        *pats*
        Nov 11, 2023
      2. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        Off-topic but your profile pic is so damn cute!
        Nov 11, 2023
      3. Michii
        Nov 11, 2023
    20. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      I slept for 17 hours today. Damn, I get I was tired but it was for so long that my bro said 'I thought you died in your room or something'
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      3. QueenAthy
        QueenAthy
        You deserve a rest!
        Nov 10, 2023
      4. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        @QueenAthy Aww ngl this is the sweetest thing I've heard this week.
        Nov 10, 2023
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      5. QueenAthy
        QueenAthy
        Hehe you deserve to hear sweet things all the time! *huggles*
        Nov 10, 2023
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  • About

    Birthday:
    Aug 8, 1921 (Age: 102)
    Home Page:
    https://tinyurl.com/Wigglyboi-notminebutitsfun
    Location:
    Qi Deviating in my fancy cave
    Occupation:
    Professional Cannon Fodder
    Greetings, fellow daoists![​IMG] [​IMG]
    Or non-daoist trash of the lower realm who has eyes yet fails to see the Mount Tai.

    This heaven-defying strength possessing venerabl—I mean, humble one is called Undying Winter and ascending to immortality by committing atrocities is my one and only passion. I'm your typical cannon fodder who should die by the MC's hands already, but you know what? I won't. I'll continue to exist out of spite.

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    I'm a Nobel Prize Winning Triple PhD Holder in the field of Courting Death and currently a highly respected Elder of 'Wicked Old Foxes Claiming to be Righteous' Sect. Also, a
    long with reading scriptures and being a menace to the cultivation society, I enjoy watching dramas, Spitting mouthful of blood on every occasion, Seeking death by MC's sword at every encounter, Failing my heavenly tribulations, Yelling playground-level insults before meeting my tragic end, Having no idea whether to laugh or cry, & Cultivating the forbidden art of Tax Fraud.
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    Also, I sincerely hope all martial heroes here respect my occupation as a professional cannon fodder & are aware of the fact that Sect Elders are inherently superior cannon fodders in comparison to Young Masters, as it's supported by daoisticfic evidence that
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    Young Masters merely court death (tch tch a bunch of kids) while us Sect Elders seduce it with our majestic, death-seeking aura that's even brighter than the MC's protagonist halo.

    Amateurs make brief appearances over and over again just like a fishbone stuck in the MC's throat, but god author forbid we live past chapter 40.

    Amateurs are just a bunch of morons, we're high functioning morons.

    Amateurs have nasty attitudes because they're rich, we're capable of having an even nastier attitude while being broke.

    Amateurs fight over jade beauties or restaurant seats, we don't even look for reasons as we can start old school bullying over literally anything.

    Amateurs have tons of lines, we just repeat 'Good! Good! Good!' whether we're actually in a good mood or holding back tears because our dog got stolen in the broad daylight (whoever stole my Xiaobai, please kindly return him).

    Amateurs cry to their influential fathers, we simply beg for the junior to give us some face & let us live.

    Amateurs are a mere product of bad parenting, we are bad parents.

    And if that's not the signature look of superiority,
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    then this humble one has no idea what is.
    Therapists would make a shit ton of money in the cultivation world, because cultivating depends heavily on one's mind and how strong their mental fortitude is. During tribulations, cultivators are supposed to reconcile with their inner demons (that are, well, born due to their bad mental health...), and everyday they also have to worry about falling prey to them and ending up insane.

    So, if there was a mf getting paid to address their influential-daddy issues, 'my dao companion left me for the MC' issues, 'MC added yet another jade beauty to his harem after chasing my ass for 50 chapters' issues, 'the hehuan master said my dragon is too small to join their dual cultivating sect' issues, and other kind of issues because they've got a lot of issues, it would benefit both. It's basically like having a mentor, except you aren't required to make an oath to them or some shit like you're supposed to do with shifus. No attachments + no debts + inner demons getting their ass whooped = profit.

    Goodbye, fellow daoists!
    it was nice seeing you here
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    Visit me again whenever you're free,
    let's drink some wine and talk some shit about righteous cultivators behind their backs.

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    Touch the Cow[​IMG]
    Do it Now

    Junior DARES to not touch the cow: [​IMG]

    Junior takes away the cow along with my golden core:[​IMG]

    Junior turns out to be my secret child and suddenly the idea of going out to 'buy milk' seems a bit way too appealing: [​IMG]

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    “MC is so intelligent” = somehow the MC is not particularly retarded[​IMG]

    “MC is so powerful” = MC has plot armor and his fart can destroy an entire continent

    “MC is so badass” = MC is an arrogant young master[​IMG]

    “MC is a beta” = MC avoids women like the plague for no reason

    “MC is not a beta” = MC is a sexual predator[​IMG]

    “MC is OP” = Power levels won’t be fleshed out as they hold no meaning anyway

    “MC is a good person” = MC spared someone once or twice, of course after crippling their cultivation

    “MC isn’t a good person” = MC is evil

    “MC is evil” = MC is the vilest creature you’ll ever see

    “MC is a coward” = MC isn’t a battle maniac that doesn’t have any self-preservation instinct

    “MC won’t let any female trample over him” = MC is a domestic abuser[​IMG]

    “MC is a scientist/special ops/prodigy/…” = Author will use this as a crutch for his plot points and MC’s abilities

    “MC is emotionless, pragmatic and practical” = MC literally has no emotions and only processes everything depending on the result of an algorithm calculating income minus expenses

    “MC is good at cooking” = MC is basically your typical fatty best friend but with a better metabolism,
    Or MC is a cannibal [​IMG]

    “Side characters stay relevant across the novel” = Side characters you like will get power boosts from MC so that you won’t miss your favourite fatty best friend (just love this guy, he can make me a part of his harem any day)

    “I like the multiple POV writing” = You will get whole chapters of internal monologue of MC worshipping

    “Novel is a tragedy” = Forget about side characters, they’ll die as soon as they get introduced

    “Novel has interesting alchemy” = MC is a pill junkie[​IMG]

    “Novel is like X novel but…" = if you’ve read that one, then you’ve read this one

    “Novel has great world-building” = Author mentioned enough details about the world that I can differentiate between arrogant young master A and arrogant young master B

    “It’s good but not completely translated so I read it with mtl” = This is an addict's call for help, please inform your nearby rehab center about this user[​IMG]

    Note, since I don't want to court death: Don't take this seriously. Everything is a joke, like me.
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