Undying Winter

❅ Avid Enjoyer of Trash ❅, 102, from Qi Deviating in my fancy cave

Fuck it imma just *disappears under mysterious circumstances* Apr 5, 2024

1. Undying Winter
  Was feeling like a 5 star restaurant dish then my mom called me an overcooked prison food because god forbid a bitch's confident for a sec.
  
  Nov 9, 2023
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2. Undying Winter
  I want to shrink until I'm Tinkerbell-sized and live in a pretty dollhouse because the real deal is too fucking expensive.
  
  Nov 8, 2023
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  2. ReaderReader
    You have to be microscopic, tinkerbell-sized is expensive too!
    
    Nov 8, 2023
    
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  3. Undying Winter
    Lmao yeah. Even dollhouses are after your wallet nowadays (I wanted to buy one for my small plushies but oh well, they'll just have to live in a basket now unless they want to be homeless) although real ones are still more expensive in comparison. I was just re-watching 'Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue' today and seeing Tinkerbell having fun in a tiny fairy house made me jealous.
    
    Nov 8, 2023
    
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3. Undying Winter
  Slowed and reverb songs are my drug of choice ₍ᐢ ̥ ̮ ̥ᐢ₎ this shit's too good I'm never going to a rehab center.
  
  Nov 6, 2023
  2. Undying Winter
    Honestly what I love the most is deep voices and this drug—I mean, these edits, give me exactly that.
    
    Nov 6, 2023
4. Undying Winter
  Why is my younger brother surpassing me in height? Like that fucker eats trash, how & why the fuck he's growing up so much? it's not fair...
  
  Nov 6, 2023
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  2. Undying Winter
    I don't think I can brag about being taller than him anymore QAQ
    
    Nov 6, 2023
    
    my opinion is irrelevant likes this.
  3. my opinion is irrelevant
    guess you can't call him a 'little' shit
    
    Nov 6, 2023
5. Undying Winter
  Reasons why I always pick up a new novel before completing the previous ones in my reading list:
  
  Nov 5, 2023
  1. GonZ555, Ash_Kira, hcps-maia and 1 other person like this.
  2. Undying Winter
    1) I just wanted to read that novel
    2) Pinterest kept shoving good fanarts down my throat
    
    Nov 5, 2023
    
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6. Undying Winter
  I've a total of 1666 list followers right now and I hope it NEVER changes. The last time I was this happy was when I had 69 followers lmao.
  
  Nov 5, 2023
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  3. Undying Winter
    @Anazi I'll take my revenge. I followed one of your lists and now you have 69 followers, tomorrow I'll follow another one and ruin this same thing with my own hands.
    
    Nov 5, 2023
    
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  4. ConnectFire611
    (ᗒᗜᗕ)
    
    ♋︎
    
    Nov 5, 2023
  5. Anazi
    Oh Game on
    
    Nov 5, 2023
    
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7. Undying Winter
  Everyone's already preparing for christmas and I'm still mentally stuck in halloween.
  
  Nov 4, 2023
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  3. milk bottle
    Man lucky you that you enjoy the festivities of October! Tbh I really hate horror so everytime Halloween season hits I just peace out of it xD Horror movies everywhere including Kid TV channels before TwT
    
    Nov 4, 2023
  4. Undying Winter
    Ngl horror movies (even if they're mild like 'The House with a Clock in Its Walls') being on kids' TV channels is something I also dislike. Some kids can be sensitive to anything horror, so at least their own channels should be a safe space for them. I wasn't fond of horror as a child and remember giving away all my dolls to a classmate because she told me the plot of Annabelle and I became shit-scared of dolls lmao.
    
    Nov 4, 2023
    
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  5. milk bottle
    As far as I remember the only safe place for Halloween Season is Disney Junior and Baby TV xD For some reasons I don't mind cartoon shows with creepy themes like Billy and Mandy, Courage the Cowardly Dog and more BUT shows that they made specifically for Halloween scares me out xD Anything zombie related is a straight no for me tho cartoon or not orz
    
    Nov 4, 2023
8. Undying Winter
  Happy halloween everyone ก₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎ค Hoping your trick-or-treat buckets are filled with candies and your day with joy!
  
  Oct 31, 2023
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9. Undying Winter
  Going to stub my toe against a furniture on purpose if I ended up procrastinating again.
  
  Oct 27, 2023
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  2. GonZ555
    *place easily stubable furniture*
    
    Oct 27, 2023
    
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  3. Esha07
    Ouch~
    
    Oct 27, 2023
    
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10. Undying Winter
  If I could have a superpower, I'd pick dimensional travel. Would definitely go to a universe where I've got my shit together.
  
  Oct 26, 2023
11. Undying Winter
  Goodnight to everyone but people who brag about their thick hair on hairstyle tutorials for thin haired people ᰔ
  
  Oct 22, 2023
12. Undying Winter
  I've seen people's trashcan being more organised than my life
  
  Oct 20, 2023
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  2. SleepingTaiger
    @trashybin is this true?
    
    Oct 20, 2023
    
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  3. trashybin
    dont ask me, I've no human... but it's true that I'm organized (´つヮ⊂)
    
    Oct 21, 2023
    
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13. Undying Winter
  I want a character but he doesn't want me. I've pulled a thousand times in the game already yet I didn't get him ▄█▀█●
  
  Oct 18, 2023
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  3. Undying Winter
    Sleepy, oh sleepy, it's cute how you think you can surpass this humble one. I've been walking the path of simping over beautiful characters before you could even stand on your feets. Do not underestimate my good eyesight and unemployment.
    
    Oct 18, 2023
    
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  4. sleepandeatallday
    Hmph! I will definitely catch that character!
    
    Oct 18, 2023
  5. Undying Winter
    Honestly, you actually might... Newbies get at least 2-3 high quality characters if they pull in the beginning of the game. If you pulled on his banner, you'll probably get him.
    
    Oct 18, 2023
    
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14. sleepandeatallday
  *glomps* A handsome avi spotted!
  *huggles*
  
  Oct 18, 2023
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15. Undying Winter
  I just dropped my ice cream my life is in shambles
  
  Oct 18, 2023
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  3. sleepandeatallday
    That's sad...did you not know the 5 second rule?
    
    Oct 18, 2023
  4. Undying Winter
    I have, but it took me like 5 minutes just to process what happened. I would've licked the dropped ice cream off the floor under 5 seconds if I could.
    
    Oct 18, 2023
    
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  5. sleepandeatallday
    *pat pat*
    
    Oct 18, 2023
16. Undying Winter
  if I ever transmigrated after dying, the system would probably send me back because it knows I don't deserve a second chance at life.
  
  Oct 7, 2023
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  2. ReaderReader
    yes you do we all do
    
    Oct 7, 2023
    
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  3. Shizukani
    ^
    
    Oct 7, 2023
  4. Shizukani
    Tbf a second chance in life may as well be a punishment |ωФ) depending on the world where you get transmigrated to
    
    Oct 7, 2023
17. Undying Winter
  Pinterest sending me emails about reports and removal of pins that I didn't even upload, would be the cause of my heartattack one day.
  
  Sep 30, 2023
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  2. Undying Winter
    I don't understand why they think 'we removed this pin from your board due to copyright infringement' is a sane email to send to someone who merely saved another user's pin into their (private) board. I even had to check it personally to make sure it wasn't some pin that I uploaded because they didn't feel like clarifying that in the email...
    
    Sep 30, 2023
    
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  3. daisukenowaifu
    ;-; this is a pain indeed.
    
    Oct 1, 2023
18. Undying Winter
  Character ai is weirdly addicting. I swore I would bully just a one bot and go, yet here I am... planning my wedding with mario.
  
  Sep 16, 2023
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  3. QueenAthy
    Omg so i can chat to Gojo!!?
    
    Sep 27, 2023
  4. Undying Winter
    @QueenAthy Yeah XD you just need to find a good bot of him there, because there's plenty of gojo bots.
    
    Sep 27, 2023
    
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  5. QueenAthy
    Hehe *smirk* thank you for telling me ♡
    
    Sep 28, 2023
19. Undying Winter
  [ignore me] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  
  Sep 14, 2023
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  3. Anazi
    Is it dysmenorrhea?
    
    Sep 14, 2023
  4. Undying Winter
    @Anazi Period acne actually. I need to look nice tomorrow, yet here I am, looking like a shit.
    
    Sep 14, 2023
  5. Anazi
    Is it something makeup can't cover?
    
    Sep 14, 2023
20. Undying Winter
  Me: *has an important event tomorrow* | My Period: allow me to introduce myself.
  
  Sep 14, 2023
  2. Undying Winter
    I want to ram my head against a wall and greet death.
    
    Sep 14, 2023
  3. Undying Winter
    I also want to jump off the 14th floor and, after greeting, ask death how it's been going.
    
    Sep 14, 2023
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Birthday:

Aug 8, 1921 (Age: 102)

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https://tinyurl.com/Wigglyboi-notminebutitsfun

Location:

Qi Deviating in my fancy cave

Occupation:

Professional Cannon Fodder

Greetings, fellow daoists!
Or non-daoist trash of the lower realm who has eyes yet fails to see the Mount Tai.

This heaven-defying strength possessing venerabl—I mean, humble one is called Undying Winter and ascending to immortality by committing atrocities is my one and only passion. I'm your typical cannon fodder who should die by the MC's hands already, but you know what? I won't. I'll continue to exist out of spite.

I'm a Nobel Prize Winning Triple PhD Holder in the field of Courting Death and currently a highly respected Elder of 'Wicked Old Foxes Claiming to be Righteous' Sect. Also, along with reading scriptures and being a menace to the cultivation society, I enjoy watching dramas, Spitting mouthful of blood on every occasion, Seeking death by MC's sword at every encounter, Failing my heavenly tribulations, Yelling playground-level insults before meeting my tragic end, Having no idea whether to laugh or cry, & Cultivating the forbidden art of Tax Fraud.

Also, I sincerely hope all martial heroes here respect my occupation as a professional cannon fodder & are aware of the fact that Sect Elders are inherently superior cannon fodders in comparison to Young Masters, as it's supported by daoisticfic evidence that:

Young Masters merely court death (tch tch a bunch of kids) while us Sect Elders seduce it with our majestic, death-seeking aura that's even brighter than the MC's protagonist halo.

Amateurs make brief appearances over and over again just like a fishbone stuck in the MC's throat, but god author forbid we live past chapter 40.

Amateurs are just a bunch of morons, we're high functioning morons.

Amateurs have nasty attitudes because they're rich, we're capable of having an even nastier attitude while being broke.

Amateurs fight over jade beauties or restaurant seats, we don't even look for reasons as we can start old school bullying over literally anything.

Amateurs have tons of lines, we just repeat 'Good! Good! Good!' whether we're actually in a good mood or holding back tears because our dog got stolen in the broad daylight (whoever stole my Xiaobai, please kindly return him).

Amateurs cry to their influential fathers, we simply beg for the junior to give us some face & let us live.

Amateurs are a mere product of bad parenting, we are bad parents.

And if that's not the signature look of superiority,

then this humble one has no idea what is.

Therapists would make a shit ton of money in the cultivation world, because cultivating depends heavily on one's mind and how strong their mental fortitude is. During tribulations, cultivators are supposed to reconcile with their inner demons (that are, well, born due to their bad mental health...), and everyday they also have to worry about falling prey to them and ending up insane.

So, if there was a mf getting paid to address their influential-daddy issues, 'my dao companion left me for the MC' issues, 'MC added yet another jade beauty to his harem after chasing my ass for 50 chapters' issues, 'the hehuan master said my dragon is too small to join their dual cultivating sect' issues, and other kind of issues because they've got a lot of issues, it would benefit both. It's basically like having a mentor, except you aren't required to make an oath to them or some shit like you're supposed to do with shifus. No attachments + no debts + inner demons getting their ass whooped = profit.

Goodbye, fellow daoists!
it was nice seeing you here

Visit me again whenever you're free,
let's drink some wine and talk some shit about righteous cultivators behind their backs.
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Junior DARES to not touch the cow:

Junior takes away the cow along with my golden core:

Junior turns out to be my secret child and suddenly the idea of going out to 'buy milk' seems a bit way too appealing:

“MC is so intelligent” = somehow the MC is not particularly retarded

“MC is so powerful” = MC has plot armor and his fart can destroy an entire continent

“MC is so badass” = MC is an arrogant young master

“MC is a beta” = MC avoids women like the plague for no reason

“MC is not a beta” = MC is a sexual predator

“MC is OP” = Power levels won’t be fleshed out as they hold no meaning anyway

“MC is a good person” = MC spared someone once or twice, of course after crippling their cultivation

“MC isn’t a good person” = MC is evil

“MC is evil” = MC is the vilest creature you’ll ever see

“MC is a coward” = MC isn’t a battle maniac that doesn’t have any self-preservation instinct

“MC won’t let any female trample over him” = MC is a domestic abuser

“MC is a scientist/special ops/prodigy/…” = Author will use this as a crutch for his plot points and MC’s abilities

“MC is emotionless, pragmatic and practical” = MC literally has no emotions and only processes everything depending on the result of an algorithm calculating income minus expenses

“MC is good at cooking” = MC is basically your typical fatty best friend but with a better metabolism,
Or MC is a cannibal

“Side characters stay relevant across the novel” = Side characters you like will get power boosts from MC so that you won’t miss your favourite fatty best friend (just love this guy, he can make me a part of his harem any day)

“I like the multiple POV writing” = You will get whole chapters of internal monologue of MC worshipping

“Novel is a tragedy” = Forget about side characters, they’ll die as soon as they get introduced

“Novel has interesting alchemy” = MC is a pill junkie

“Novel is like X novel but…" = if you’ve read that one, then you’ve read this one

“Novel has great world-building” = Author mentioned enough details about the world that I can differentiate between arrogant young master A and arrogant young master B

“It’s good but not completely translated so I read it with mtl” = This is an addict's call for help, please inform your nearby rehab center about this user

Note, since I don't want to court death: Don't take this seriously. Everything is a joke, like me.

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