Undying Winter
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Undying Winter

❅ Avid Enjoyer of Trash ❅, 102, from Qi Deviating in my fancy cave

With each passing day, I realise more and more why barely anyone studies law. Mar 28, 2024 at 1:48 PM

    1. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      I hate the author's flowery prose so fucking much I can't even figure out what the MC is doing AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      1. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        Like she'd immediately break into "the MC is like a poisonous butterfly, and like a poisonous flower, and oh, did I mention that he's like a poisonous butterfly yet? And it has nothing to do with this scene, but he got nice feet too" during the important parts because she thinks it's more important to describe the MC's appearance and 'demeanour' over his actions. It's killing me.
        Sep 10, 2023
      2. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        What sucks more is that the story is, due to unfortunate circumstances, interesting. I'm actually invested in all this shit so I'll have to suffer through her writing.
        Sep 10, 2023
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      3. I Am Made Of Memories
        I Am Made Of Memories
        … what if it gets axed…
        Sep 10, 2023
    2. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      Your avi changed right when I clicked
      1. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        *Pat pat pat* how did it feel like to see my live transformation from a cat to a shit?
        Sep 8, 2023
      2. Gandire Alea
        Sep 8, 2023
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      3. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        Like this
        *waters*
        Sep 8, 2023
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    3. no preservatives allowed
      no preservatives allowed
      *in a hazmat suit* nothing can stop me from pinching your cheeks
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      3. no preservatives allowed
        no preservatives allowed
        Hey don't make me sound like a pervert..
        Sep 9, 2023
      4. no preservatives allowed
        Sep 9, 2023
      5. no preservatives allowed
        no preservatives allowed
        I just noticed
        Sep 9, 2023
    4. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Kind of feel like suddenly changing my avi to a literal dogshit so nobody would want to pinch my cheeks anymore.
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      2. WhirlpoolCat
        WhirlpoolCat
        *nods* believe meowi, it does.. change avi then
        Sep 8, 2023
      3. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        I want to, but I'm not going to do that until someone gets desperate enough to pinch my cheeks and then I'll get an opportunity to keep reminding them for the rest of their life that they touched a poop.
        Sep 8, 2023
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      4. WhirlpoolCat
        WhirlpoolCat
        so baddd
        Sep 8, 2023
    5. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      What a wonderful day. So many cheeks to pinch and so many people to bully.
    6. no preservatives allowed
      no preservatives allowed
      *squeezes cheeks* I think, compared to sleepy and maia, you look like you have more pinchable cheeks
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      2. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        *squeezes yours back* and I think, compared to mine, you look like you have more pinchable cheeks.
        Sep 8, 2023
      3. no preservatives allowed
        no preservatives allowed
        *squeezes yours again two times* See, now that I've actually pinched you, you don't just look like you have more pinchable cheeks. You DO have more pinchable cheeks. You have the most pinchable cheeks 100%
        Sep 8, 2023
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      4. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        *slaps your paw away and squeezes yours harder* Granny that's why you shouldn't be taking off your glasses, you clearly have the most pinchable cheeks in existence. I've never pinched something so squishy and so soft and so cute and so nice and—well you get the gist, and that's coming from someone who has been pinching cheeks for decades.
        Sep 8, 2023
    7. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      I want to eat but there's nothing in the fridge so I guess I'll just eat the fridge
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      3. hcps-maia
        hcps-maia
        @Anazi what do u think of the cat tho?
        Sep 8, 2023
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      4. WhirlpoolCat
        Sep 8, 2023
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      5. Anazi
        Anazi
        I think the cat is one point obedient, one point naughty.
        Sep 9, 2023
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    8. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Baos are the love of my life. Whether its the taste or the texture, they're too fucking good. How can something so mortal taste so heavenly?
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      2. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        I wish even ordinary burgers were made by using steamed bao as those buns holding the patty together (no idea what they're exactly called), I really like how soft they are.
        Sep 7, 2023
    9. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Victims of my ruthless bullying really think they can kill me or something when I'm literally named 'Undying', Like yall better
      1. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        Protect your dumpling-like cheeks instead because I'm coming for them.
        Sep 7, 2023
    10. sleepandeatallday
      sleepandeatallday
      *stab stab stab*
      *kicks you*
      *bombs you*
      *burns your dead body*
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      2. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        *Pinches your cheeks* try again. Sleepy you can't harm this humble one's immortal body with your measly weapons at all.
        Sep 7, 2023
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    11. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      I love bathing so much, it's the most relaxing thing in the world. I bath everyday like I just got done swimming in the sewers a moment ago.
      1. tokki_mochi
        tokki_mochi
        didnt know this was THE tmnt :o
        Sep 7, 2023
    12. WhirlpoolCat
      WhirlpoolCat
      *creates havoc*
      hm wheowt?! the avi, don't look at me with those eyes and question marks!!
      It will be no useee meow~ *leaves*
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      2. WhirlpoolCat
        WhirlpoolCat
        Yes, "meew cheeks*
        Sep 7, 2023
      3. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        Because I'm unemployed, sleep is for the weak, and it's 6am here already, I'll go to my uni in a few hours. Aren't you also online though? I should be asking you the same question.
        Sep 7, 2023
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      4. WhirlpoolCat
        WhirlpoolCat
        Muew, sleep is for the weak but yew still sleep!!!
        different time~~~~
        Sep 7, 2023
    13. hcps-maia
      hcps-maia
      *stares*
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      2. hcps-maia
        hcps-maia
        tsk HMPH HMPH HMP
        Sep 7, 2023
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      3. hcps-maia
        hcps-maia
        you even bully a granny.. perv
        Sep 7, 2023
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      4. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        Damn why must everyone call me a perv just for pinching some cheeks ●█▀█▄ I truly have no pervy motives. I just like cheek-pinching, everyday I bully my younger brother the same way.
        Sep 7, 2023
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    14. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Everyday I'm grateful that it's not illegal to have a bad taste (at least what's considered 'bad taste') otherwise I'd be rotting in a jail.
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    15. Alexcia
      Alexcia
      wow are u someone's clone
      1. Alexcia
        Sep 6, 2023
      2. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        Nope, I only have one account here and it's this one. Our usernames just happen to be similar.
        Sep 6, 2023
      3. Alexcia
        Alexcia
        I see
        Sep 7, 2023
    16. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      I'm in my ✨stupid dumbass braincell deficient absolute fucking idiot✨ era and I must say, I'm rocking it.
    17. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      "The dao is... kidnapping jade beauties" we ain't making it out of the mortal realm with this one.
      1. Ahodesuga
        Ahodesuga
        Tha k you for the laugh xD
        Sep 5, 2023
    18. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Want to binge read this novel in one sitting but I'm too sleepy, seems like I can't avoid my fate and would actually need to sleep now (⏕)
      1. ScyllaNeil
        ScyllaNeil
        *kidnaps your avi while you're asleep*
        Sep 5, 2023
      2. Sos
        Sos
        Same here, just finished a novel. Going to make up sleep and think about what to read next
        Sep 5, 2023
      3. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        @ScyllaNeil As if I'll let you, my avi got a secret knife in its pocket.
        Sep 5, 2023
    19. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Everyday I wonder: what the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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      2. ScyllaNeil
        ScyllaNeil
        WAHAHAHHAHAHA you and me both, sister
        Sep 5, 2023
    20. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Just saw a lengthy review accusing an author they dislike of being a fujo who doesn't leave her house and knows nothing about gay men but...
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      2. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        It's also weird how the reviewer literally accused a gay man of 'fetishising' his own orientation and acted like he was the most homophobic human to ever exist, all while assuming he isn't even a man to begin with just because he doesn't fit that person's standards of a gay man. The irony.
        Sep 5, 2023
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      3. Sos
        Sos
        Which novel?
        Sep 5, 2023
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      4. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        @Sos the title is 'Your Rival in Love Gets Prettier Every Day', the author is one of those rare male danmei writers like 古木, 梁阿渣, and pretty popular history-geek chicken gege 非天夜翔. Honestly, I feel bad for him to get attacked like that by someone who can't even bother checking his actual gender yet is free enough to write a long review personally mocking him just because they didn't like his novel.
        Sep 5, 2023
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  • About

    Birthday:
    Aug 8, 1921 (Age: 102)
    Home Page:
    https://tinyurl.com/Wigglyboi-notminebutitsfun
    Location:
    Qi Deviating in my fancy cave
    Occupation:
    Professional Cannon Fodder
    Greetings, fellow daoists![​IMG] [​IMG]
    Or non-daoist trash of the lower realm who has eyes yet fails to see the Mount Tai.

    This heaven-defying strength possessing venerabl—I mean, humble one is called Undying Winter and ascending to immortality by committing atrocities is my one and only passion. I'm your typical cannon fodder who should die by the MC's hands already, but you know what? I won't. I'll continue to exist out of spite.

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    I'm a Nobel Prize Winning Triple PhD Holder in the field of Courting Death and currently a highly respected Elder of 'Wicked Old Foxes Claiming to be Righteous' Sect. Also, a
    long with reading scriptures and being a menace to the cultivation society, I enjoy watching dramas, Spitting mouthful of blood on every occasion, Seeking death by MC's sword at every encounter, Failing my heavenly tribulations, Yelling playground-level insults before meeting my tragic end, Having no idea whether to laugh or cry, & Cultivating the forbidden art of Tax Fraud.
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    Also, I sincerely hope all martial heroes here respect my occupation as a professional cannon fodder & are aware of the fact that Sect Elders are inherently superior cannon fodders in comparison to Young Masters, as it's supported by daoisticfic evidence that
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    Young Masters merely court death (tch tch a bunch of kids) while us Sect Elders seduce it with our majestic, death-seeking aura that's even brighter than the MC's protagonist halo.

    Amateurs make brief appearances over and over again just like a fishbone stuck in the MC's throat, but god author forbid we live past chapter 40.

    Amateurs are just a bunch of morons, we're high functioning morons.

    Amateurs have nasty attitudes because they're rich, we're capable of having an even nastier attitude while being broke.

    Amateurs fight over jade beauties or restaurant seats, we don't even look for reasons as we can start old school bullying over literally anything.

    Amateurs have tons of lines, we just repeat 'Good! Good! Good!' whether we're actually in a good mood or holding back tears because our dog got stolen in the broad daylight (whoever stole my Xiaobai, please kindly return him).

    Amateurs cry to their influential fathers, we simply beg for the junior to give us some face & let us live.

    Amateurs are a mere product of bad parenting, we are bad parents.

    And if that's not the signature look of superiority,
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    then this humble one has no idea what is.
    Therapists would make a shit ton of money in the cultivation world, because cultivating depends heavily on one's mind and how strong their mental fortitude is. During tribulations, cultivators are supposed to reconcile with their inner demons (that are, well, born due to their bad mental health...), and everyday they also have to worry about falling prey to them and ending up insane.

    So, if there was a mf getting paid to address their influential-daddy issues, 'my dao companion left me for the MC' issues, 'MC added yet another jade beauty to his harem after chasing my ass for 50 chapters' issues, 'the hehuan master said my dragon is too small to join their dual cultivating sect' issues, and other kind of issues because they've got a lot of issues, it would benefit both. It's basically like having a mentor, except you aren't required to make an oath to them or some shit like you're supposed to do with shifus. No attachments + no debts + inner demons getting their ass whooped = profit.

    Goodbye, fellow daoists!
    it was nice seeing you here
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    Visit me again whenever you're free,
    let's drink some wine and talk some shit about righteous cultivators behind their backs.

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    Touch the Cow[​IMG]
    Do it Now

    Junior DARES to not touch the cow: [​IMG]

    Junior takes away the cow along with my golden core:[​IMG]

    Junior turns out to be my secret child and suddenly the idea of going out to 'buy milk' seems a bit way too appealing: [​IMG]

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    “MC is so intelligent” = somehow the MC is not particularly retarded[​IMG]

    “MC is so powerful” = MC has plot armor and his fart can destroy an entire continent

    “MC is so badass” = MC is an arrogant young master[​IMG]

    “MC is a beta” = MC avoids women like the plague for no reason

    “MC is not a beta” = MC is a sexual predator[​IMG]

    “MC is OP” = Power levels won’t be fleshed out as they hold no meaning anyway

    “MC is a good person” = MC spared someone once or twice, of course after crippling their cultivation

    “MC isn’t a good person” = MC is evil

    “MC is evil” = MC is the vilest creature you’ll ever see

    “MC is a coward” = MC isn’t a battle maniac that doesn’t have any self-preservation instinct

    “MC won’t let any female trample over him” = MC is a domestic abuser[​IMG]

    “MC is a scientist/special ops/prodigy/…” = Author will use this as a crutch for his plot points and MC’s abilities

    “MC is emotionless, pragmatic and practical” = MC literally has no emotions and only processes everything depending on the result of an algorithm calculating income minus expenses

    “MC is good at cooking” = MC is basically your typical fatty best friend but with a better metabolism,
    Or MC is a cannibal [​IMG]

    “Side characters stay relevant across the novel” = Side characters you like will get power boosts from MC so that you won’t miss your favourite fatty best friend (just love this guy, he can make me a part of his harem any day)

    “I like the multiple POV writing” = You will get whole chapters of internal monologue of MC worshipping

    “Novel is a tragedy” = Forget about side characters, they’ll die as soon as they get introduced

    “Novel has interesting alchemy” = MC is a pill junkie[​IMG]

    “Novel is like X novel but…" = if you’ve read that one, then you’ve read this one

    “Novel has great world-building” = Author mentioned enough details about the world that I can differentiate between arrogant young master A and arrogant young master B

    “It’s good but not completely translated so I read it with mtl” = This is an addict's call for help, please inform your nearby rehab center about this user[​IMG]

    Note, since I don't want to court death: Don't take this seriously. Everything is a joke, like me.
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