Mini-Game You have two cows...

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  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    So basically, someone gave you two cows. You can do anything you want with it except selling it or milking it. Turning it into beef and selling it violates 'no selling' rule. You have no money and were not given money.
    How will you make a profit?

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    Your answers will be rated on a scale of 1-5 with 5 being the most awesome thing an economics student can reply with. So go ahead, be creative and amuse the bored me. Ratings will be given in the form of a cute picture.
     
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  2. DavidKim

    DavidKim Well-Known Member

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    Put it on a huge hamster wheel to generate electricity XD. Or you can gather it's fart and use it as fuel.
     
  3. saekicchi

    saekicchi (≧◡≦) ♡

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    Edited: Transport... probably. Or use them for entertainment. Like a circus, lol.
     
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    mmsupreme How do I change my custom title?

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    cows are females bulls are male
     
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  5. CDLevit

    CDLevit Aspiring water; spark of cynicism; Em&es explorer.

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    ..make them plug/work the field. Make them reproduce and sell the calf. Send them to India for them to feed themselves and me.
     
  6. Asf

    Asf 《《The aria of souls》》

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    Rent field plowing services..? I dunno
     
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    Orz. TIL.
     
  8. Suijin

    Suijin Blood God [Medic]

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    This is easy.
    There are several options you can do without selling it, killing it, or milking it (though, not milking the cow puts the cow at risk!)
    Let the cow roam around the pasture (if you have one), it's shit is usable as a fertilizer, with that you can grow new crop, which you can sell.
    Also, there is a possibility of letting the cows give birth to another ones, which is the next generation not included within the rules, which with that you can sell, eat or whatever.
    See? Easy. If you placed more restrictions then it would be hard.
     
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  9. CDLevit

    CDLevit Aspiring water; spark of cynicism; Em&es explorer.

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    Well, doesn't matter. It's better if you have females. You can, easily, find a bull.. But, the bulls are good for plowing services.
     
  10. Blank9

    Blank9 Interdimensional Traveller

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    How bout a cow ride.....HEE HAW.....
     
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    CDLevit Aspiring water; spark of cynicism; Em&es explorer.

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    Well, make the cow to adopt a calf.. She'll be 'milked' in a natural way.
     
  12. Blank9

    Blank9 Interdimensional Traveller

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    I want a cute picture ...Give me my ratings ......
     
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  13. episod3ux

    episod3ux Azuka's Sole Nii♐Azu's Saint♒Azuka's♐(\_/)Pillow

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    1.Rent them as eco friendly grass cutting machines.
    2.When I got enough money I will buy another one.
    3.Repeat 1+2.
    I will start from a small backyard until I got enough cows to finish an entire football stadium.
    I'm going hardcore no plowing no fertilizer.That's the easy way.
    [​IMG]
     
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  14. Rreelentless

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    Create a mystery game.
    I have a room in pitch black and people are given a minute to find the thing that sticks out which will be the cow. I'll teach the cow to walk away from people when I give him the signal.
    This is the most creative answer I can think of. The other cow I can use for a mount
     
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  15. Suijin

    Suijin Blood God [Medic]

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    Well, that can be an issue, cows have that motherly nature, but they won't allow just any calf to drink their milk. It would take a while to make the cow accept the random calf. At that time the cow is at a risk.
    There were cases where cows even rejected their own. They're weird like that
     
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    I would cosplay one cow while i teach the other cow how to treat custumors~
    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Hahhaa

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    Kill the owner. The cows is now yours.
     
  18. CDLevit

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    I've heard of that. But i think that it has something to do with their motherly instict.. Also, something to do with their sense of smell. If you .. Think about that.. How comes that cows allow humans to milk them? It's strange...

    Beside that, in nature, wild animals don't produce milk if they aren't pregnant/gestant/with kid.

    Even humans...don't do that..naturally.
     
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    Eat it alive.
     
  20. bluefire

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    I have two cows, i trade 1 for a bull and start a calfcalf farm. I get tonnes of teenage girls to go ohhh and ahhhh at the calves before hypnotizing them to force their parents to buy the calves for them. They do not have a suitable place to rear the calf and I charged them again for the storage and service for taking care of their calf. My business grows bigger and bigger, I started to get into the business of printing hoof imprinted tee-shirts and became the first man on NUF who fought for calf rights. Interviewed by Times and got into Forbes listing at the age of 30, finally selling my whole farm to a Japanese corporation to create puskimon figurines and anime out of my calf and retired on the royalty rights.
     
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