Immortal Conquering Reincarnated Emperor's 1000 Rape Victim Harem

Hi! After months of teasing my novel on Discord, I am finally releasing the first chapter of Immortal Conquering Reincarnated Emperor's 1000 Rape Victim Harem. Please note that this story has gone through many changes since its inception, and what I have previously said about it may not be true.
Synopsis
When Pi Yan is struck by a lightning bolt-powered truck, he is brought back to life and made to do a God. But as he is bad in bed and also kinda rapey, he is sent back down to a different world, where he will die if he does not use his life-stealing cultivation techniques that he is gifted with to rob one thousand girls of their virginity.

Join Pi Yan as he uncovers the secrets of the hymen!

Genre
Action, Adventure, Mature, Rape, Rape, Rapemance, Cultivation, Rape

Table of Contents

• Chapter One

 

Chapter One
A flash of lightning struck outside the classroom Pi Yan sat in, briefly illuminating the room for an instant. In that instant, the scarlet face of the most renowned beauty in school, Yin Jing, graced his eyes.

Must be the heat, Pi Yan thought to himself. There’s no way a girl like her would like someone like me. I come from a fatherless home, and have no friends.

Pi Yan had stayed in the classroom until for six hours since class had ended, contemplating what to cook his seven sisters for breakfast, when the girl showed up. Yin Jing then stood in front of him for two hours stuttering, and he had figured that she was practicing her speaking voice. After all, she had been in an kindergarten play seven years ago, a memory that Pi Yan recalled fondly.

“Pi Guyan!”

Pi Guyan was jolted from his reminiscing by a dainty voice calling his name. A second girl had appeared, sporting a uniform from a different school.

“Ah, Man Tou, my friend that I’ve known since childhood. What are you doing here this late?”

Man Tou shuffled uncomfortably. “I just happened to be passing by, that’s all.”

Ah, that makes perfect sense. Pi Guyan thought, just as Yin Jing finally got a complete sentence out. Unfortunately, she had repeated so many syllables that he could not decipher her speech. Pi Guyan assumed it was Morse Code. He saw Morse code in everything. He was obsessed with Morse code. He ran the school’s Morse code club, and had participated in international Morse code competitions. Yin Jing’s speech had reminded him of his junior, whom he had recently begun teaching Morse code.

“P-P-P-P-P-Pi Ya-Ya-Yan!”

“Hm?”

“I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-“

Pi Yan had no time to translate her code. Without warning, a bolt of lightning fell from the clouds outside, striking a truck that had passed through the window. The recoil from the lightning sprung the truck up, flinging it into the window of the classroom, and straight towards Yin Jing.

With superhuman speed, Pi Yan flung himself towards the girl without a second thought, he had barely reached her, when the lightning-propelled truck struck his body, breaking every single one of his bones and sending him straight to the god he did not believe in.

…​

When Pi Yan awoke, he was in an expansive room of pure white. The only pieces of furniture that he could spot were a risqué-looking closet, and a bed with stained sheets.

Where am I? Pi Yan turned to see a woman with the largest breasts he’d ever seen in an incredibly lewd outfit, straddling the post of the bed.

“You’re in heaven,” she said, as she slowly walked towards him with a tempting smile.

 

GOD DAMN U AND YOUR APRIL FOOLS JOKE

 

D:
my story is better

 

it's easy to tell when it's April first ~

 

this better not be a prank bro. You just unlocked my hidden darkness and it demands more. If not, i fear that i'll burst into a crazed state of heightened lust and push you down. I kid you not, the dark fetishes which my alter ego partakes in is not for the faint of heart and should not be underestimated. He will, if provoked, spray hot smegma all over your crying figure if his appetite is not sated with more of this deliciously rape-y story.

 

Lightning propelled truck kun...

 

I'll read it if you continue writing it.

Difficult not to with a title that matches everything I'd that I like in a novel.

That Yin Jing girl sounds like a babe too.

 

Man, best joke in a while

 

I hope this is not a joke or i'll be pissed

 

If this is for April fools, then i have to say that it gonna be one of the few jokes from the last rank.
Anyway if it's just a decent work, then just the name is long enough to give a shock.

 

Lovely-chan is a wonderful writer!!! *hugs*

 

*hugs \o/

lovely always here to help o7

 

guys
today is april fool
its safer to take all today elease is april fool release

 

Nothing but this from me.
Hahaha

 

Read your profile post earlier got happy

See's this thread title:

 

You deserve a like just because of your short story.