My favorite movie quotes: "I want the truth. You cant handle the truth." (Few good men) "You talkin to me?!" (taxi driver) “No, I am your father.” (empire strikes back) "Say what again!! I dare you. i double dare u madafacka! say what one more time" "I'ma get medieval on your ass" (both from pulp fiction) How about you take a sugar-frosted fuck off the end of my dick? (Blade) "How do you like them apples?" good will hunting "If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. " (Taken) "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." (Godfather) Fuck you that's my name . (Glenngarryglenn ross) If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! (scent of a woman) One does not simply walk into mordor (LOTR FOR) Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an horrible cunt... me. (snatch) “Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.” (Dead poets society) After creating this thread i feel like: "You went full retard, man. Never go full retard." (tropic thunder)
“Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!” ― Sylvester Stallone, Rocky Balboa
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idioticthings I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.May god have mercy on your soul... Billy madison
"I have to laugh, because I've outsmarted even myself. My foe, my enemy, is an animal. In order to conquer him I have to think like an animal and whenever possible to look like one. I've got to get inside this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who is the gopher's ally? His friend? The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit. I'm going to use you guys to do my dirty work for me." (Caddy Shack)
I'll have you know I have the reflexes of a cat, and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it, I DARE YA! *looks at left leg* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *looks at right leg* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! -Ace Ventura
All from Deadpool Deadpool: Wow, this is such a big house, but I only ever see the two of you here. It's like the studio didn't have enough money for any more X-Men... Wade Wilson: Listen, Ive been thinking. Vanessa Carlysle: Really? Wade Wilson: About why were so good together. Vanessa Carlysle: Why is that? Wade Wilson: Well, your crazy matches my crazy, big time. Vanessa Carlysle: Mm. Wade Wilson: And, uh, were like two jigsaw pieces, you know, and we have curvy edges. Vanessa Carlysle: But you fit them together and you see the picture on top. Wade Wilson: Right. Vanessa Carlysle: Wade, theres something Ive been meaning to ask you. Only because you havent gotten around to asking me. Will you, um, stick it up my a [Wade holds up a giant ring] Wade Wilson: Marry me? Vanessa Carlysle: Uh, jinx? Wade Wilson: Huh. Vanessa Carlysle: Where were you hiding that? Wade Wilson: Nowhere. [Wade and is shown to be butt-naked] Deadpool: [as Angel Dust walk towards them] Finish fucking her the fuck up. Colossus: Language please, Deadpool. Deadpool: Oh, suck a cock. Ajax: What's my name? Deadpool: I'll spell it out for ya! [later, after battle, has spelled out 'Francis' using bodies of bad guys] Wade Wilson: I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it. [Lies down in bed beside Vanessa] Wade Wilson: They made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent. Deadpool: [Punches Colussus in the groin, breaking his hand] Ahhh! Your poor wife! Weasel: [to Deadpool before he heads out on a suicide mission to save Venessa] I'd go with you, but... I don't want to.
spoiler from The Shawshank Redemption, so if you haven't seen the movie quit wasting your time and go watch it. Spoiler "I find I'm so excited that I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel. A free man at a start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope." -Red
"Master sir, I heard Yoda talking about midichlorians, I've been wondering, what are midichlorians?" Anakin Skywalker Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace Favourite because it was bad to the point that I started laughing.
CIA Agent: A lot of loyalty for a hired gun! Bane: Or perhaps he was wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane. CIA Agent: At least you can talk. Who are you? Bane: It doesn’t matter who we are. What matters is our plan. No one cared who I was until I put on the mask. CIA Agent (talking about Bane’s mask): If I pull this off, will you die? Bane: It would be extremely painful… CIA Agent: You’re a big guy. Bane: … for you. CIA Agent: Was getting caught part of your plan? Bane: Of course. Dr Pavel refused our offer in favour of yours. We had to find out what he told you. CIA Agent: Well, congratulations, you got yourself caught. What’s the next step of your master plan? Bane: Crashing this plane… with no survivors! Bane: No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother! Mercenary: Have we started a fire? Bane: Yes. The fire rises. Bane: Calm down, Doctor. Now is not the time for fear… that comes later.
Context: They assumed the guy they were talking about didn't know their language. Skeld the Superstitious: Blow-hards the both of you. She probably was some smoke-colored camp girl. Looked like that one's mother. [laughter] Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: My mother was a pure woman from a noble family. And I, at least, know who my father is, you pig-eating son of a whore! --The 13th Warrior. Great 1999 movies starring Antonio Banderas.
"I'm in love. I'm in a relationship with my pizza."- Eat pray Love . Mom forced me to watch this with her sister(my aunt) on mother's day at my aunt's home. I did not like the mid life crisis movie that much but love this one line. Edit: there was a good amount of food in the movie though.