*gasps* HOW COULD YOU ACCUSE ME?! That's a serios advice from me since he can't get girls >.> maybe if he do that, he can get a guy... <.< "I'm in Koalala's Harem"
Che! I, your father feel contempt towards those harems! Harem are only but entertainment, pleasure events for I, your father! Hmph! Hmph! I, your father have seen great lords of strength, dragons among tigers, phoenixes among turtles, and all these mighty creatures were Sages! Yes, damn right you heard it! All these legendary figures were Sages and I, your father will ascend the heavens and acclaim worship! Take those harems of yours and haven an orgy show before I, your father's divine palace as I, your father will drink, eat and laugh merrily at you animals lower than pigs, goats, cats, dogs, and worms! I, your father am a Sage, wise kings and great lords of old, might gods of tales and sons of knowledge! I, your father... am lonely... sigh... offer me a third of your children as I, your father will raise them as his disciples!
•Starts to get suspicious• •Sigh• What if he doesn't want to get a guy? Were you asked to add this at the bottom of all your sentences?
Che! I, your father won't be the one joining, rather, you harem fools will join I, your father in the kingdom of the dead! Hahaha! I, your father shall await your mortals demise as I, your father will certainly enjoy playing a game of tricks with your fates and destinies! I, you father... will... fuck ya all up like Subaru-dono from Re: Zero.
this is probably one of those really really really sad threads that should be amply renamed as THE DESERT desu~ WHERE THE THIRST IS NEVER ENDING desu~
Dude you have the answer in your list of your traits. You say you have no game and are too nice. You have to know how to attract a woman for her to even consider being romantic with you. Just being nice to a person isn't enough for someone to like you romantically, real life ain't no anime or story. Also, don't chase a single girl forever most times it does not work out. Ask yourself, when you like a girl, do you let it be known that you yourself are interested in her? An easy way of letting someone know you're interested in them is to ask them out on a date. Not a hang out with a bunch of friends but an actual date. If the lady found you interesting she'll agree to go on more dates. If she did not, just let it go. Ain't the end of the world. Just be casual on the dates that you go out to man. Ask the lady questions and keep the conversation flowing. Just relax and enjoy yourself. Have fun, you're going out for the night (or day) and sometimes the other person might be shy and once they see you are having fun, they'll start to have fun also. Really though, just go on dates. practice makes perfect. Don't expect to be Casanova just because you've read a bunch of articles online and such. Everyone is unique and has their own thoughts that are kinda impossible to guess. Once you put yourself out there, as long as you're not brain dead, you'll begin to see cues of when the lady is interested or not, so while you are practicing, go out and have fun. Unedited and not proof read. Sorry if it doesn't flow well.
This used to be the question of my life. Then I found the answer to it. I am eternally single because I am me. Search deep within yourself and you too can find the answer brother.
I'm not a nice guy however I have a couple of problems with the beginning of this damn list every human being on this Earth is obligated to do something there are no free rides fucking male or fucking female I'm not talking about sexually obligated to do anything I'm talking about work ethnically obligated to do something to better the community and if you have a problem with that so be it