Discussion The cringiest summary

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  1. Wise old fisher

    Wise old fisher [I am not a potato] [Chorus heresy]

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    W-wai-wait a moment..... did..? Seriously?
     
  2. Haevrus

    Haevrus No.1 Incognito Webuser

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    Man. Goosebumps creeped up in my skin for a minute. You should also write "if you are a female, bug off before you faint "...but..........I am oddly interested in reading it. *cough *cough Prnhub & Hentai.
     
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    FluffyMittens Well-Known Member

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    This synopsis is so over the top I can only assume the story is a parody.

    I might read it though, porn is meant to be laughed at.
     
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  4. Jigoku Shounen

    Jigoku Shounen An Envoy From Hell

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    The Author put all of his imagination into this novel, is what I see from this synopsis. Damn, now I want to read it and laugh at it(LOL).
     
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  5. Wise old fisher

    Wise old fisher [I am not a potato] [Chorus heresy]

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    Well i have seen a lot of shit in my life but such a big pile of shit..that's my first time

    Also the author deflowered my eyes
     
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    It says MC didn't distinct sex but why doesn't he have one with a guy or at least one with a guy body? Liar! (selfcest isn't count)
     
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    IRainstorm Dark Sect Ancestor

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    Shoujo Grand Summoning 少女大召唤
    Is it called summoning when you summon a grand dragon or magic beast?
    Is it called summoning when you summon an angel or a demon?
    No! It's summoning when you summon young ladies!
    Summoning a certain tsundere railgun, that’s a summon!
    Summoning a certain angelic lost property descended from the heavens, that’s a summon!
    Summoning a certain tsundere student council president if you know what i mean!?
    Naturally tanned youkai and majin if you know what i mean!?
    A prideful king of knights if you know what i mean?!
    Now that’s what I’m talking about

    Anything more cringe ?!
     
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  8. Guradu Gilgida

    Guradu Gilgida 【Gentleman】【Tembikar Demon】

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    Yup, still far from Beifeng.
     
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    Beifeng is a legendary figure. No one can compare to Beifeng. He even has his own Beifeng's unit.
     
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    All of his sick, twisted imagination
     
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  11. Rimuru Tempest

    Rimuru Tempest Slime Demon Lord Fighting the Last Boss

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    Wow that's a cringy summary xD
     
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    resusplus Well-Known Member

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    the beifeng level gentleman in the experiment log of the crzy lich
     
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    VOLX98 Well-Known Member

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    I would like to know this, too
     
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    I never knew there were so many cringy summaries...
     
  15. Goldsaif

    Goldsaif sect patriarch for the sect of primordial lurkers

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    I understood nothing
     
  16. library leecher

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    The name of the man who had a scale called beifeng units. 1-10 beifeng, if you have 10 beifeng you are an S rank gentleman XD
     
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    henrywolf123 『<(-.-<) kriby master』

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    I think we all need the link to this ...... beautiful monstrosity
     
  18. Liyus

    Liyus Laksha's Desu~ Cat

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    here the cringiest summary.....
    N/A
     
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    Cringiest indeed
     
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    The author must've read/watched a LOT of hentai. :ROFLMAO:
     
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