The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System fan fiction

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  1. heartantares

    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    too many distractions too little time..... I havent finished inuyasha either.... sailor moon..... old ver. Fairytale....... . .... hmmm what else......
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    ***
    A Transdimensional Scum Villain's Tale
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    [Well, you've been busy.]

    Ah, the well known system. It seems that you've returned. What brings you here?

    [We finally processed your ticket. Your account seems to have been intended to be an important elf in the Silmarillion.]

    And?

    [And it is far too late to get it back, since the account in question has now derailed that Silmarillion universe's plot. Moreover you- Wait. What have you been doing. What is this. What. What the fuck.
    So many error reports! So many red lights! So many ooc tickets! Seriously, you two are as bad as each other!]

    It can't be helped since I don't know the plot, you know. I don't know the other guy either.

    [It should be too early to even have you interacting with the plot proper, this was supposed to be a tutorial and you still derailed it!]

    I'm... Look. You did not give me a summary of a plot or even let me read the original book, you know? What was I supposed to do, let those buns and meatbuns stay crippled?

    [YES!]

    That's kind of like... puppy-kicking evil, you know. I may perform medical experiments on defenseless children and subject them to the evil of math, but at least I'm not that bad. I have standards. I don't starve kids. I don't let them stay crippled or hurt if I can fix it.

    [...I can't believe I'm stuck with you two idiots. Listen, your previous 100 points are officially down to zero because of this, okay? You fuck this up one more time, and it is punishment game. You will not like that at all, mind my words.]

    What are you going to penalize me for, not acting according to a plot I don't even know?!

    [....]

    You really were, weren't you. That's low.

    [Alright, I'll bring it up with the higher ups, but you're still on probation!]

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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Luen One Who Silences The TMI Onigiri Kitty

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    inuyasha - nice ending that got me hoping for a sequel or at least some side stories following up on it
    sailor moon - i want memory bleach
    old ver. fairy tale - how is that any different from new ver.???
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    what exactly do you hate about Sailormoon?
     
  6. heartantares

    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    No clue bout fairytale..... i havent tried poking the new ver.(i think there were 2 ver) cuz i vaguely heard that the 1st ver was dropped or something....
     
  7. Chiiiiiiiii

    Chiiiiiiiii >Daoist Thirteen Bears< >Hero Astral Saber<

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    Ahnn...... I think you could also do the same with earth/stone..... right?
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Yeah. But with plants you have the option of the fact they already know how to make mulch.
     
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    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    ^ Plant houses are more flamable and can be used to cause more mass panic and destruction.....
     
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    Luen One Who Silences The TMI Onigiri Kitty

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    i loved sailor moon up until the evil sailor scouts showed up n tux mask went missing n usagi spent an entire season moping over him n kinda flirting with sailor comet. after that, it was just upgrade after upgrade until i couldnt even differentiate one upgrade from the other. n then my logic took over at the ending: how does a moon beat the galaxy??
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    That is because the Holy Silver Crystal is 'the brightest star'.

    /Rolls eyes at bullshit of Takeuchi

    It isn't really channeling the power of the moon, it is channeling the power of creation because Sailormoon is the baby form of SailorCosmos. :V and well...
    Cosmos >Galaxy.

    Also Sailormoon's Chaos is such a yandere.

    That is pretty much true, too.
     
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    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    I stopped at the tree people....... i think.....

    Also i keep forgetting these rice covered mochi bun things mum bought were seasoned weirdly and tastes awful and keep pulling them out of the fridge to eat them..... normally the filling is seasoned with salt and pepper but the dang things are season with some sort of greenery that i usually smell boiled in fish soup..... the smell of the herb is overpowering and gross.....
     
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    Luen One Who Silences The TMI Onigiri Kitty

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    ....well, still more acceptable then nakama power i guess =.=
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Right. So. Turns out Punishment times will soon be happening. As anyone who reads the original mtl probably knows, this is where Luo Binghe the original will come out of nowhere, find the Shen Qingqiu stuck in the punishment zone and beat them to a pulp.

    Our poor MC, guys. They will soon see hell.
     
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    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    Two words..... Chamber pot..... i thought it was already hell......
     
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    Chiiiiiiiii >Daoist Thirteen Bears< >Hero Astral Saber<

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    Look at the good side, at least she is now a man, if he was still a woman it would be 10 times worse D:
     
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    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    P.s. nother 2 words...... no internet...... G becomes F (internet withdrawls are interestingly traumatizing)
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    A piece of trivia:

    G misses their Skin. Badly.

    It must be stated that VROF:Spacebattles is the closest thing to a true sect G has, and G's avatar was fucking high class even for that VROF. Right down to the equips. As in 'Sorceress Queen of an entire VR realm down to the npcs' high class.

    You could probably compare that avatar to Momonga/Ainz Ooal Gown from Overlord, and let me tell you, she misses that freedom and the sense of power at her fingertips.

    As a result, she is pissed off beyond words at the slow pace* of getting what she thinks of as spells in what is now irl to her.

    If she could do a custom reroll, that Avatar is what she would have personally picked.

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    *It's not actually slow, bro. It's just that she is still somewhat used to 2030 levels of loading speed.
     
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    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    Sounds like dress up time is bout to happen.....
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Nah. The high level equips though, damn, but G misses those. :V