Lewdest Thing

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  1. Aszure

    Aszure #^#^

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    What's the lewdest thing that happened to you?
     
  2. Westeller

    Westeller Smokin' Sexy Style!! Staff Member

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    Happened to me, or that I've seen/read? Because those are very different answers.
     
  3. Fengmi

    Fengmi Well-Known Member

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    Anime
     
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  4. WeiFish

    WeiFish Eccentric Grey Sword 『WW Vet.』

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    happened to you cause that's what he asked. :p
     
  5. o0FaiZ0o

    o0FaiZ0o Well-Known Member

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    Mine is really awkward. I was in my class and our subject ended. I played music in my earphones for a while and I stopped playing. After I ended listening to my playlist, my female classmates (and beauties to boot) are TALKING ABOUT MASTURBATION. i have no idea what to do and I just sit there hoping they didn't notice me eavesdropping them. But I have a feeling that one of them suspects me that I am listening to their "little talks".
    Coincidence that I played Panic! at the Disco's song "Hurricane".
    For those who wants to know one of the lyrics:
    I led a revolution in my bedroom
    And I set all the zippers free
    We said no more war
    No more clothes, give me peace
    Oh kiss me
     
  6. nekoniko

    nekoniko Mew mew mew~

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    i have *make love* for 1 hr then we go at it again after 50 mins of break, i make her so sensitive and she almost fainted hahahaha
     
  7. Arcadia Blade

    Arcadia Blade ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ You can do it!!

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    When i first discover porn...

    Edit: I was 2nd grade at that time when i search from the laptop. Then, a file popped up as i began to click on it. Thats what i hit the jackpot....
     
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  8. Westeller

    Westeller Smokin' Sexy Style!! Staff Member

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    Oh, okay, then.

    A cat slept in my lap once.
     
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  9. Nyamsus

    Nyamsus Life is full of shit and we live in it

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    Right hand related thing...
     
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  10. akki

    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant]

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    Had my ass grabbed by physiotherapists
     
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    xlefr7 Well-Known Member

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    I was 11; Pokemon was the latest and most popular thing; I was on the bandwagon; I was in China; I bought a 1 CND dvd that had many anime including pokemon / disney cartoons; it was the wrong disc; it contained hentai of sorts that did not pertain to the cover image.
     
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    Your ass grabbed the physiotherapist? That's so METAL! What's happening to everyone these days?
     
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    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant]

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    lool stupid autocorrect. Dunno why it replaced the right word with a wrong one. Corrected now
     
  14. Kamal

    Kamal uhmmm... hmmm... are you serious?

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    running through my apartment blocked and done a sharp turn and groped a girl (by accident not like i could stop running)

    long story short we netflix and chill
     
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    Had sex with fiance and made her cum 36 times in one day. Think there were multiple times she passed out too. I dont think I can ever do that again. We tried and closest we got was like 20, but my lewdest and proudest moment still.
     
  16. RANTMAN

    RANTMAN PRESENTATION!

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    Netflix got me my first few girlfriends. That thing is better than charisma I swear.
     
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  17. Little Dragon

    Little Dragon I does what I likes and I likes what I do

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    Lewd? I would never, I am a gentleman.
     
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  18. coveted

    coveted Sexiest Banana Alive

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    lewdest thing that happened to me... I was 19 year old guy getting his banana licked for the first time.
     
  19. Casul Reader

    Casul Reader Well-Known Member

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    You'd never be a gentle man!? This is shocking news indeed!


    Remember your commas my friend...
     
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  20. FonFon123

    FonFon123 If you're reading this,, then you're reading this.

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    We got to play hide and seek in a reunion despite being adults and i somehow end up hiding in a locker with someone...(remember the Episode in Nisekoi when Tsugumi and raku hides in a locker its exactly like that...)