Which of these weapons will you use against Zombies?

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If you were in a building full of zombies and these were the weapons on hand. Which one do you use?

  1. Shotgun with a box of shells

  2. Spiked metal mace

  3. Unbreakable brick

  4. Crossbow with a box of bolts

  5. Metal frisbee (inferior version of Captain America's shield)

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  1. Zero300

    Zero300 『Mask Maker』『Kamen Rider Khaos』『Demon Immortal』

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    So, my question is this. If you were stuck in a building with around 20 zombies and the only weapons available to you are listed in the survey above, which ones would you use? Choose two please.
     
  2. Lovely

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    TH3unknown Well-Known Member

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    Depends on the type of zombie
     
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    TheOnlyRavenbrand Death Knight - WW Supporter

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    Depends on the zombies.. Bit if they are slow like they usually are.. Cold weapons are the best on them..so Mace, brick and hot weapon shotgun.
     
  5. Lovely

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    we all should agree here that... zombies should be slow and hard to kill people
    no fast zombies (my brick work best on slow ones) >.>
     
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    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    They're all crap, the shotgun will run out of ammo too fast, the brick will injure your hand / sour your muscles really fast, the spiked mace will get stuck in a cranium and be unable to be pulled out while being rushed. Xbow bolts and anything you throw doesn't necessarily mean you can actually retrieve it.

    I'd go with a machete myself.
     
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  7. Lovely

    Lovely 『Valentines Terror!』『Cherished Kitty』『Rika's Twin』

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    you are daoist!
    should know how to use bricks!
     
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  8. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    My Dao is about making the soft hard, but it never stays hard. Not all of us walk the path of the brick!
     
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    My question is... Why are those weapons together in a building??? And I would take the shotgun kill all the zombies and then the spiked metal mace until I find a katana or some other sword type weapon for myself.
     
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  10. cellimen45

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    I still remember

    True Martial World chapter 0225

    With one Brick in Hand, To Rule the World

    The great Dao of the Brick
     
  11. DocB

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    idiots, the true way to defeat a zombie is with charm, so forget weapons, max out your charm stat and make an harem of recently dead 18+ girls (no lolis)
     
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    The brick which I would use to smash a nearby window and jump out.
     
  13. Lovely

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    god work in mysterious ways nya
     
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    I wonder where wold I exactly be if those were the weapons at hand. Looks very shady to me.
     
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    Mystogrigen 「Clever and Witty Original Title」

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    Unbreakable brick. String rope through one of the holes. Drop brick onto zhambie heads from 2-3 floors above. Pull brick back. Rinse, lather, repeat. Mace for clearing anything in close range.
     
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    Shotgun for mid-range, and mace for close range. Brick is a bit too close range for me, and the shotgun can serve as a bludgeon when I run out of shells.
     
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    They are undead with almost no strength, all they got is surprise attacks and numbers. Give me a good haz-mat suit and a chainsaw, I can always siphon gas from cars.

    As for the hole ammo being rare, that´s a myth. You know we have nukes to destroy the world 7 times over right? Same with ammo, we probably got more then 300 bullets for every person on the planet.
     
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    Katana is hard to upkeep in a zombie apocalypse because it'd be difficult to keep it rust free and sharp enough
     
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    You obviously don't know how to use the mace properly...

    Hitting them at the temple is the weakest spot on the skull which means easiest to break and quickest to pull out.
     
  20. Lovely

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    that dont sound comforting at all
     
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