Corrupt a Wish

Granted, tag gets 100 new variations. (tag, freeze tag, zombie tag, cultivation tag, flame tag, forum tag, etc)

I wish for more time.

 

Granted, but everything decays twice as fast

I wish I could be immune to diseases

 

Granted. You become immune to insults related to the word, "diseases."

I wish for a proper nekomimi of my real avatar, which is a gif.

 

Granted but you'll have to ask someone else.

I wish longer sunday.

 

Granted, but every other day gets just as long...

I wish there were no speed limits

 

Granted but everyone drives like a drunkard, don't complain if you got into an accident.

I wish for sloth.

 

Granted but you become a sloth and are too lazy to work, and end up losing your job as a butler

I wish time passed slower

 

Granted but your the only who's time passes slower making you late for everything

I wish for a chocolate ice cream cake

 

Granted, but I'm eating it all.

I wish I could hit a G6 (really high musical note).

 

Granted, you speak in a high-pitched tone all the time

I wish I could grant any wish

 

Granted, but you corrupt the wishes in some way.

I wish to translate faster.

 

granted but u will always accidentally delete your translations
i wish for a good night sleep

 

Granted, you can have this:

I wish for a second pokemon.

 

granted, but you don't have any pokeballs to catch it.

i wish for magic

 

granted, but your magic goes out of control so it destroys the world

i wish for wings

 

Granted, but you'll be a lab specimen and crazy scientist will have you breed with birds

I wish for a pet panda

 

Granted but it's actually a wild bear.

I wish for an inspiration.

 

Granted but u got amnesia later so u forgot ur inspiration
I wish for a fluffy pillow

 

Granted but it's not yours.

I wish for motivation.

 

Granted, but it happens right when you fall asleep~
I wish for a personal chef~