How fit are you? (Lv 0-100)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Underload, Sep 12, 2017.

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what level are you?

  1. Lv 1-10

    93 vote(s)
    34.4%
  2. Lv 11-25

    48 vote(s)
    17.8%
  3. Lv 26-50

    24 vote(s)
    8.9%
  4. Lv51-75

    14 vote(s)
    5.2%
  5. Lv 75-99

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  6. lv 100

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  7. Lv Troll(Negative)

    57 vote(s)
    21.1%
  8. Lv 9000 (You are hopeless)

    24 vote(s)
    8.9%
  1. ZhaWarudo

    ZhaWarudo TOKI WO TOMARE!!!

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    Yeah...I would know if I stopped growing at 8.
     
  2. Glaurung

    Glaurung Long Member

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    75+ is impossible because of the 10 miles in 22 minutes. breaking the world record for fastest mile by more than a minute and then continuing for 10 minutes.
     
  3. Nefasdetestasti

    Nefasdetestasti ❄️Wɪɴᴛᴇʀ's Sᴏɴɢ❄️ ||| [Schrödinger Pantsu]

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    We all know that most people here are not fit xD
     
  4. sweed

    sweed l.o.v.e.m.u.f.f.i.n.

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    Lv 0 I don't run miles, only metres.
     
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  5. GonZ555

    GonZ555 What i want for christmas is you

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    Lifting? That's what magic is for~
    Running? Such an inefficient way of teleporting.. consider an upgrade~

    Meatbun iz god levelz
     
  6. Glaurung

    Glaurung Long Member

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    dude 10 miles in 22 minutes? even the world record holder doesn't come close.

    world record is like 3:42 minutes per mile or something.

    10 miles in 22 minutes is going 2:12 minutes per mile- that's so much faster than the record.

    it would take usain bolt, sprinting at his top speed in the 100meters, and sustaining that speed for 22 minutes- to get that time.

    it's not that people aren't fit- op's standards are too fantastic.
     
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  7. Glaurung

    Glaurung Long Member

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    trying running that when you're a midget... or really short...

    if it was 12minutes- maybe possible unless your genes are screwed. but 10minutes? nope. only possible for a select few.

    3:20 per kilometer dude. that's top 2-5%.
     
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  8. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    Does adrenaline rush count as level up?
     
  9. GonZ555

    GonZ555 What i want for christmas is you

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    *wonders why people still discuss this for real*
    OP basically says Lv.100 is for trolls.. read the "Edit" section
     
  10. sweed

    sweed l.o.v.e.m.u.f.f.i.n.

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    Btw, what Lv am I if I can lift up to 50kg, walk 1600 metres under 10mins and ain't slim?
     
  11. Crash-san

    Crash-san Well-Known Member

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    I don't do weight lifting, i just can lift heavy things like boxes full of books or furnitures (my mama makes me do a lot of things around the house like that). I run out of breath because i severely lack exercise. LoL
     
  12. Alexander Valdimir

    Alexander Valdimir Well-Known Member

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    I'm most likely the fitness in physique out of everyone in the forum,(LE personnel of 3rd REI) but honestly it really don't matter. Because after you reached a certain level, you're basically gonna lived on a constant diet.

    And i mean a constant diet, you can't eat anything luxurious, gotta keep a very close watch on your calorie intake, and always eatting shitty food because its healthy. (Not that there aren't tasty healthy food but not many) Your body constantly aches, you feel shitty a lot of times, and you're not able to drink a lot of alcohol.

    I'll say that maintaining a low body fat rate (mine is 8.7%) is much much hardier than actually gaining it. The first few months was good but later on it got to the point where its demanding. You have to waste so much time exercising every week where you're not able to do other activities.
    But do i regret it? No, since beside the fact that its my profession and it requires me to be fit, its can be quite enjoyable when dopamine is pumped into you when you're able to lift something heavier. Your able to wake up early in the morning feeling fresh everyday so there's pros and con. I mean if anyone wants to get fit, just be sure that you have to dedicated at least two days in the gym every week. Its the mentality that plays a bigger part than your body.
     
  13. MasterCuddler

    MasterCuddler Handsome Chicken

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    Slim,lean, but not healthy
    have endurance, but no stamina
    Looks fit, but doesn't often exercise
     
  14. King0Mik

    King0Mik 【An Actual Idiot】

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    Are these levels based on the unrealistic beauty standards portrayed by the media? lol
    where am i supposed to be? average figure, can't even run a mile lol (I don't even think I've ever run a mile in under 10 min in my entire life :sweating_profusely:), but can probably lift between 10-15 kg weights
    OP, please fix your system. I think a good majority of people aren't even fit enough to be in your lowest level lol
     
  15. chucke

    chucke Going towards the glorious future

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    Fit to a T
     
  16. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    I don't know how big a mile is, but I can't run for 10 minutes, my level is negative. *shrugs*
    I've heard that my words lift people's mood sometimes... Which is nice I guess.

    I have NUF followers, and there are girls among them, so I guess that counts?

    Time? Time follows me I guess, time follows everyone after all~

    Oh, and I'm slim! \(^^)/

    Does this mean I'm a troll god?
     
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  17. lnv

    lnv ✪ Well-Known Hypocrite

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    What if:
    1) I can't run 1 mile in under eight minutes
    2) I can complete 10 mile run
    3) Do not have large biceps or weight a lot
    4) BUT I can lift 50kg with 1 finger (I could also do 25kg with my pinki)
     
  18. Underload

    Underload <I need someone to scratch my back!>

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    50 kg with one finger!
    :blobfearful:
    :sweating_profusely:
    :blobpeek:
    "......"
     
  19. Tramsloof

    Tramsloof Quarter Erudite

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    And I always thought I was fit, a mistaken belief indeed when you see it by the levels.

    I mean I like to wear baggy or loose clothes so they are never going to fit me, I never learned any martial arts. Neither am I runner, I only run when there is a dog chasing me. It will be hard for me to make your level twenty.
     
  20. Humanitas Kindness

    Humanitas Kindness Well-Known Member

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    I'm a level 1 slime mob.