The Ultimate Shitpost

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by metroidsaffureturns, Sep 17, 2017.

  1. metroidsaffureturns

    metroidsaffureturns Member

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    Hi, I'm saph. Prolific shitposter, and officially banned from this site. If you recognize my avatar, you may remember some of my posts. The more astute amongst you might remember the many failed discussions I attempted to start threads on. If you do, then you should know that you are the person I am making this thread for.

    On the 10th of May, 2017, I was unceremoniously banned from posting on NUF permanently, after responding to a tag on Tony's profile. I couldn't possibly imagine that my response, which was simply a snarky way of asking the big man to PM me, was the cause of my ban. So I asked my friends who were intimately familiar with the rules. I was given many different possible reasons for my ban. Maybe Tony didn't like me because I always sounded negative. Maybe Tony didn't like me because he didn't like my sense of humour. However, no one I spoke to thought that I had broken the rules.

    It wasn't fair, but it's a private site, and Tony can ban whoever he wants. I stayed quiet for a while, but after a few months, I cracked and made a new account, called shisheru. It might come as a surprise to some of you, but during my time on this site, I genuinely enjoyed the discussions that I participated in with the community. I felt NUF was the only place that I could post my nerdy essays on web novels and manga. Despite my numerous criticisms on the community and how the site was run, I did like NUF. I spent an entire year of my life on it.

    Unfortunately, my second account didn't last that long. After I was banned, I felt my entire motivation to continue using NUF just disappear. Most of my friends no longer used the site, and the discussion I loved was more sparse than ever. Even the silly threads which ranted about certain genres of novels came as a rare surprise. I felt it was time to go.

    So here we are. I hope everyone I don't regularly talk to on discord sees this, and I hope you understand that you'll never see me again.






    unless you google my name and find my writing blog
     
  2. Dusk

    Dusk Monochrome

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    Bye saph.
     
  3. TheUnbreakablePlotArmor

    TheUnbreakablePlotArmor Mt.Tai cannot see me, as you cannot see Mt.tai

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    Shit posting is a skill my friend, goodbye saph.
     
  4. Lonelycity

    Lonelycity Well-Known Member

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  5. I Eat Monsanto

    I Eat Monsanto He who courts death

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    lol just another example of how the patriarchy hurts men too
     
  6. Lewisking50

    Lewisking50 Voidseeker, King of literally nothing

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    May Kek be with you.
     
  7. OverlyFriendly

    OverlyFriendly I should do something about

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    I love the username
     
  8. Milanin

    Milanin [Reader] [???] [Freeloader]

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  9. AardwarkThe2nd

    AardwarkThe2nd (R-18 writer) Aardwark, the king of aardvarks!

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    Searched for Saph writing blog.

    http://emmadarwin.typepad.com/

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    10/10 Peerless beauty
     
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  10. Tony

    Tony Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I got rid of you because I thought you were toxic. You seem like the type that would try to bring those down around you just to make yourself feel better.
     
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  11. kyzer

    kyzer ⚠The Rebellion Stalker⚠

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  12. Renzy

    Renzy 『⚓』『JackOfAllTrades』『7years』

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    I thought im the only tRoublemaker LOLS...
     
  13. Linley

    Linley 【Linlin】【The Love Doctor】【NUF Nicknamer】

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    Ehhh, I understand how you feel saph. I tried to come back to NUF but it's all strict now, and every once in a while my posts get deleted. The good ol days when Lachiel and FlowingSong were mods has ended, and with the newer mods the strictness just kept increasing. You should just do what I did and move on to another forum to have fun. I'm only on NUF now when I see an interesting thread pop up on NU.
     
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    SpiralGust Well-Known Member

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  15. kuroAnsatsu

    kuroAnsatsu Realistically Stoic

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    Don't mind me, I'm just wanna try shitposting at least once

    Go on, I'm only watching here :cookie:
     
  16. MEGA SPARTA CHICKEN

    MEGA SPARTA CHICKEN Planet sized warrior Tony without wisdom teeth

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    erichninja Don’t think about it

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    FlowingSong was a mod?
    I was sure that she was Queen of NUF but not mod
     
  18. Renzy

    Renzy 『⚓』『JackOfAllTrades』『7years』

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    Gunji Murgi Overlord of all Things Feathered

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    Hello my loyal subject
     
  20. MEGA SPARTA CHICKEN

    MEGA SPARTA CHICKEN Planet sized warrior Tony without wisdom teeth

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