Things that you laughed too hard at

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  1. Lithit

    Lithit Desu~'s Little Griffin

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    First off, I'm sorry if you saw my title and went "WTF is that supposed to mean," coming up with good titles is hard, okay?

    So anyway, do you ever have one of those days when you look at something amusing, could be a pun, a happenstance, whatever, and you just find yourself laughing waaay too much, like the joke just connects with you in some way and leaves you a lot more amused than it would leave others.

    I say this because while I was browsing royalroad (half of you just clicked away, didn't you) I saw a post-apocalyptic novel about a guy who (from what i read in the synopsis) had shovels as his weapon and needed a lot of them for some reason, i see the reviews and the number of chapters decide it might be interesting and then see the title

    'Shovels in spades'
    For those who don't understand Here Here and Here (Kills the joke, but few things are worse than not understanding a pun)

    This had me clutching at my sides, laughing for a good minute, which surprised me as I genuinely didn't believe the joke was even that funny, maybe it has to do with my experience as a volunteer construction worker, but I was left breathless and smiling.

    So ignoring the dad joke loving me, what other pun, jokes and/or funny situations have left you laughing Out Load and scaring all your friends.

    Tl;Dr: What funny things have left you Loling much more than expected.

    *Looks at wall of text, Shrugs*
     
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  2. 12300

    12300 [How many sheep can Snorlax count?]

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    I don't get it...
     
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  3. Underload

    Underload <I need someone to scratch my back!>

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    Horror movies. I laughed in the theater watching Annabelle:Creations. It was a waste of money.
     
  4. Ignus

    Ignus Philosopher of Flames

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    I haven't laughed histerically at something since I was a teenager.
    I got kicked out of history class for laughing at the bad acting when Ghandi got shot in the movie.
    Respect the man, and what he stood for, but the acting for that scene was just terrible.
    Me and my friend got kicked out of class cause we were laughing at it, only to finally be let back in after 2 periods worth of standing outside to right at the end of the movie were he gets shot again. Sadly we went to the principles.
     
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    Englandismycity Rap God Nick Crom-... okay, I regret my username

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    My bank balance... ha ha ha ha ha....ha........ha
     
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    colonel Well-Known Member

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    Watching spongebob when patrick shout "MY NAME'S NOT RICK" *sigh, it sure got me good*
     
  7. SquirFail

    SquirFail The One Who Forgets, Dreamer, Observer

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    Well there was this one time when I were on 2nd yr highschool me and my friends were eating out of nowhere he made a pun about my place "Buhangin" which translates to Sand and "buang" to crazy.. I know it isn't funny that alone but somehow how he delivers it and just about the timing how he said was so funny 3 of us was laughing so hard 2 of us was gasping for air and 1 almost died because of laughing so hard
     
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    vyragd horo a qt

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    my life
     
  9. Lithit

    Lithit Desu~'s Little Griffin

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    Wait so your life is something that you for some reason find to be stupidly funny, but other people just think of as normal?
    I feel like I finally understand all posers emos
     
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    my mom thinking that blade and blade runner is the same movie.
     
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    Gaki No Tsukai. Simple.
     
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    I laughed too damn hard once at an instagram post where there is a hands cream with that recovery thingy and a man with a stump just smears a shit ton of it on the tip and says nothingĀ“s happening. i was howling
     
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    Hunta shameless

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    I laughed at Bai Xiaochun when he gives the beast tamer's #1 beast aphrodisiac and it rapes the tamer.

    I lol'd on the train and it was rush hour
     
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    Back when I was in high school I was hanging out with a friend and as I went to drink my carbonated orange juice beverage he looked at me and said, "Dude, you know what's nasty?"
    Unsuspecting what was to come, I cocked my head inquisitively as I kept drinking my beverage.
    "Midget Porn," he replied.
    To which I promptly lost my shit, getting my beverage both up my nose and all over myself as I proceeded to laugh and cough for the next couple minutes.
    This all happened on a bench in a mall outside an arcade.
     
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    A birthday cake for my brother which has my sister's middle name instead of his. My dad doesn't know my brother's name. LMAO.:blobparty:
     
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    Adardoniel MTL Addict

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    Haha I chuckled a little from that.
    Something that really made me laugh was when my Friend showed me a one star review on amazon about a book that was titled along the lines of 'Book of Things You Shouldn't Masterbate to' and the review stated that he had a perfectly fine time masturbating to all the various images and that he wanted a refund. Then it showed an edit note that he actually misread the title when given the book. It isn't that funny, but at the time I was dying of laughter.
     
  17. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    Watching a show called impractical jokers can have me laughing at weird times when I happen to remember some of the show during my day .~
     
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    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    That one time they parodied Gundam in Gintama. The White Devil arc.
     
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    vyragd horo a qt

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    not stupidly funny, more like pathetically funny

     
  20. Cygsiulle

    Cygsiulle error 404: title not found

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    i think this had me laughing the most, in the past few months.
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    pre-emptive clinton and the crab with a knife video would take the remaining top 3 spots.
     
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