Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but the time will also freeze

I wish for a zombie virus to break out

 

Granted. Congratulation for being the first person to turn into zombie.

I wish for a dragon to become my mount.

 

Granted, but it was never tamed so it ate you.
I wish for the world to turn into a game world.

 

Granted, but you turned out to be the an NPC who's the first one to die after an attack.
I wish to be an immortal.

 

Granted but you are sealed inside a toilet bowl~

I wish to permanently remove disgusting and harmful bugs in the world!

 

Granted but the worlds ecosystem end up colapsing
i wish that i can grow 2 more centimeters

 

Granted, your neck now is 2 centimeters longer~

I wish for the powers Restore,Erase and Copy.

 

Granted, you'll restore then erase yourself, and at the end a copy will take your place

I wish onions smelt like flowers

 

Granted, onions are now toxic waste.

I wish for world peace.

 

Granted, but humanity will always crave for chaos and despair that give birth to inner demons and no one will have inner peace

I wish snow wasn't cold

 

Granted, the temperature is now reversed.
The sun will cause you to freeze.
The snow might cause skin cancer and tanning.

I wish for a penny.

 

Granted, but it's coated with mucus

I wish for a pet slime

 

Granted, it feeds on you.

I wish to find true love.

 

Granted, but fate will always try to separate you two

I wish I knew how to rap

 

T.T
G-Granted, but you'll never rhyme words(or find love).

I wish to reverse time...

 

Granted, all of your clocks are reset.

I wish for a cat robot~

 

Granted, Doraemon will never be an anime.

I wish you luck.

 

Granted but I never relied on luck.

I wish for the ability to pass through walls and can turn myself invisible whenever I want to~

 

Granted, but you're blind when invisible and cripple when intangible.

I wish for a quiet place to sleep...zzz

 

Granted, rest in peace in the cemetery~

I wish for more satisfying release rate from the novels on my reading list.