May I have 5 minutes of your time to tell a story?

Discussion in 'Community Fictions' started by Twilight Fox, Nov 19, 2017.

  1. Twilight Fox

    Twilight Fox 【Foxy】【Ayayayay!】

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    OK! Sooo, guys...I think I found out where the moon went...



    Apperantly, @Shem bullied @Frozen ink, Inky ran away from the abyss, got a girl friend on the moon, vomited rainbows everywhere, shot said rainbow vomit into an alternative dimension where the abyss hadn't yet taken over the world, alternative world @Tony (who didn't fail college and become the master of a degenerative abyss) saw said rainbow vomit and mistook it for aliens, told the alternative-world-not-blond-Donald-Trump, and then alternative-world-not-blond-donald-trump shot love missiles at Inky(declaration of marriage?), Inky and his new girlfriend jump on the 7 colored sacred vomit and rode it like a slide all the way into the alternative dimension, letting the moon blow up in a shower of Heart shaped smoke from said love missiles that apparently can blow up moons.

    And apperantly lived happily ever after....

    And appereantly one of the love missiles must have missed the moon and hit the sun, causing it to mutate into a [Love Sun Varient]

    The End

    (P.S Please petition @Frozen ink to keep his mating rituals P.G and not nightmare inducing. Imagine what horrors would plague @Tony's dreams from seeing a 8 Tentacled, 300 Meter Tall, Mud Ball(I I don't want to consider the alternative. Shame on you @Shem.) stained humanoid, riding a 7 Colored Sacred Vomit Slide 238,900 thousand miles from the moon to the earth, joined by an equally tall 10 tentacled female OMG WTF IS THAT humanoid(?).

    Just imagine what that poor alternative-dimension-Tony must have been dreaming that night(If he slept at all)!
    Thank you. This has been a PSA from Twilight Fox Entertainment.
     
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  2. Xane

    Xane Well-Known Member

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    Your signature is bigger than your post with an embedded video.

    Now I've got one too.
     
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  3. Twilight Fox

    Twilight Fox 【Foxy】【Ayayayay!】

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    Rlly? Why cant I see it?
     
  4. Sircus

    Sircus [Well-Known God]

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    That title is totally wrong. It should absolutely be the biggest badass signature. Writing 4th reply on page 2
     
  5. Twilight Fox

    Twilight Fox 【Foxy】【Ayayayay!】

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    Why are you writing on page 2? Come back to page 1, its comfy here.
     
  6. SenjiQ

    SenjiQ [Wise, for a Bird]

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    Xane Well-Known Member

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    Well it looks like you edited it now, there was at least 10 spoiler tags inflating the crap out of it.
     
  8. yotae

    yotae Drunkard Emperor

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    What did i just fucking watch ? (but i don't know why but it was awesome for some reason)
     
  9. Frozen ink

    Frozen ink Legally had harem『Cathulu』Power of Love & Evil』

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    im touched beyond words desu....

    also @Shem can't bully me desu~

    thats my job desu
     
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  10. Casul Reader

    Casul Reader Well-Known Member

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    Not enough sacrifices, I am dissatisfied by this presentation of the ancient gods.
     
  11. craz

    craz Peach Manic

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    Not interest. Bye!
     
  12. Twilight Fox

    Twilight Fox 【Foxy】【Ayayayay!】

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    Yeah I fixed it
     
  13. Twilight Fox

    Twilight Fox 【Foxy】【Ayayayay!】

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    Good Riddence
     
  14. Twilight Fox

    Twilight Fox 【Foxy】【Ayayayay!】

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    Mud bombs and a deranged alternative world tony says otherwise

    EDIT: You could amost say Tony went mad....Mad as a Hatter!!!!!
     
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  15. JackStone

    JackStone Wow. How nice. Good job.

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    Somebody sure is bored.
     
  16. Frozen ink

    Frozen ink Legally had harem『Cathulu』Power of Love & Evil』

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    well fox so long as I have my tentacles im gold desu~
     
  17. Twilight Fox

    Twilight Fox 【Foxy】【Ayayayay!】

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    Nah! Im just happy! When I actually bored, I susually spam profile posts s much that when you open rescently posted profile posts, I am responsible for 90% of everything.
     
  18. Noche

    Noche New Member

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    Free nuffies
     
  19. replay

    replay ★Milk and Honey smelling Merchant★

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    i think i watched at most 10 anime titles that had the moon vandalized, exploded in whole, made a freaking hole, or blown it in half and so on and on. . . .
    poor moon. . it's just there regulatio the water tides and all. . . haaaaaa
     
  20. Shem

    Shem ┃ᐕ) ⁾⁾「Lv 69 BL Hunter」☆ Vrelty's Seme ♤♡ ꪋς꧖ ☆

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    (ㅍ_ㅍ)