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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by UnderconstructorKnight, Nov 19, 2017.

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Was General chat that boring?

  1. No!

    16 vote(s)
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  2. Ummm...Yes

    26 vote(s)
    60.5%

  3. Hell yeah

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  1. UnderconstructorKnight

    UnderconstructorKnight Well-Known Member

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    Shit:emoji_spam:
     
    UnderconstructorKnight, Nov 19, 2017
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    Unsleepyknight Corrupted

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    Hey don't shit post
     
    Unsleepyknight, Nov 19, 2017
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    Hotato Eternally Confused

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    *Knock knock*
    Who there?
    Shit post.
    Shit post who?
    *Parth bring out his ban hammer*

    I've earned 5 nu£
     
    Hotato, Nov 19, 2017
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    Siceraria Well-Known Member

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    LNMTL and Qidian are the best translators ever.
    *please realize this is sarcasm*
     
    Siceraria, Nov 19, 2017
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  5. Unsleepyknight

    Unsleepyknight Corrupted

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    Okay dad jokes time:
    What do a vegetarian zombie eats?
    A:GRAINSSSSS!!!!!!
     
    Unsleepyknight, Nov 19, 2017
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    Noche New Member

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    Everyone here
     
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  7. Expatamoeba

    Expatamoeba Have eyes but still couldn't see Mount Tai

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    My life.
     
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  8. Cite

    Cite 『Procrastinator』

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    Qidian International
     
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    Vanagandr [ Outer God ] [ Sleeping ]

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    qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,.1234567890@#$%&*-+()!"';:/?~`|•√π÷×{}£¢€°^_=[]™®©¶\<>
     
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    Unsleepyknight Corrupted

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    "Me: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' Dad: 'Poof, You’rea sandwich!'”
     
    Unsleepyknight, Nov 19, 2017
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    eathead Well-Known Member

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    Pew...pew?
     
    eathead, Nov 19, 2017
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  12. TotesMyGoats

    TotesMyGoats yeetle the teetle

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    One day, my parents will love me
     
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    Alpcake Sleepless Pillow

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    My GPA
     
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  14. railgun78

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    this post is joke...
     
    railgun78, Nov 19, 2017
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  15. Unsleepyknight

    Unsleepyknight Corrupted

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    "We were getting fast food when the lady at the window said, 'Any condiments?' My dad responded, 'Compliments? You look very nice today!'”
     
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    Salexe [Procrastinator]

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    What does a tuna, a piano and glue have in common?

    You can tuna piano but you cant piano a tuna.

    What about the glue you might ask.

    Well i knew you would get stuck on that...

    Fine i will show myself out.
     
    Salexe, Nov 19, 2017
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    rh12 Destroying the world with my snores

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    Arcadia Blade ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ You can do it!!

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    My highschool debut. One word: Crossdress.

    :blobtired:
     
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    Unsleepyknight Corrupted

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    "A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, 'First offender?' She says, 'No, firsta Gibson! Then a Fender!'"
     
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    Unsleepyknight Corrupted

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    "Anytime I do something smart my dad says, 'Wow, you're a fart smella...I mean smart fella!'"
     
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