Corrupt a Wish

granted, but you have to dance for 15hrs continuously for it to make effect

I wish for everyone to drown in agony

 

Granted but everyone was immune and numb to it~

I wish to make my dreams come true!

 

granted, earth's now on fire

I wish for the dead to rise and end civilization

 

Granted but new and a better one takes it's place.

I wish for resurrection powers~

 

granted, you can resurrect the dead as zombies

I wish for the decline of human population

 

Granted, you are just now eliminated from the human population.

I wish for the ability to transcend human limits and innate potential~

 

granted, you're now an external drive with unlimited capacity

I wish every person dies of radiation

 

Granted but everyone resurrected except you~

I wish to be a pro gamer!

 

granted, but you live under your grandmother's basement as a jobless freeloader NEET thing

I wish for a post apocalyptic future

 

Granted but you had a mental breakdown before anything could even happen.

I wish for power to create and destroy calamities~

 

granted, but you can only use the power when and if I want you to

I wish to enslave humanity

 

Granted but you are under my control~

I wish to govern the law of Death. . .

 

granted, but you have to go to school for it, and be a lawyer getting your degree, which would take an eternity before you can finish

I wish for future sight

 

Granted but things you see never really happens and you have to wait 100 year before using it again~

I wish everything for me is free to take if I wanted to!

 

granted but you get encased in cement, unable to move anything apart from your head

I wish for a fair advantage

 

Granted only for a few seconds.


I wish a sad ending for my life.

 

ranted, but no one will actual weep nor even care, it's simply pitiful

I wish for every person's demise

 

Granted but only when there time is up, which may be in the next moment or a hundred hears later

i wish to have a lot of skills

 

granted, they're all about house cleaning

I wish earth undergoes another ice age

 

Granted but work and school all around the globe adapt so no one misses a day.

I wish for eternal motivation.