Corrupt a Wish

Granted but the hat is the only a illusion~

I wish for a good rest

 

granted but after you wake up you develop insomnia

i wish for rainbow robot unicorns

 

Granted. You have gained rainbow robot unicorns which immediately kill you and your entire family with their rainbow horns.

I wish for chaos.

 

Granted however due to the combined forces of Good and Evil, Chaos is defeated and sealed away forever.

I wishI had the powers of a Dark Archon

 

Granted, but you can only use them after your death.
You will not be reincarnated.

I wish to pass all of my exams.

 

granted but its not enough to pull your grades from a failing grade so you end up failing the class

i wish i have more money

 

Granted, but you don't have any real friends because of that.

I wish I didn't say dare last time and so became a trap...

 

You didn't say dare, but the post still appeared as well as the [trap] title.

I wish for revenge.

 

granted but as they say revenge is a double edged sword by getting revenge you end up pushing the person into commiting suicide and you feel racked up with guilt. to get rid of the guilt you start to embrace the sweet emptiness of alcohol and die from a liver failure

i wish for the old cartoon network(2000s) those days were the best

 

Granted, but people stop making new TV content. So they replay the same cartoons. Over and over. For decades.

I wish everything we eat to be delicious.

 

Granted, but the feeling of delish appears only after eating absolutely everything, that could be eaten.

I wish for a good novel to read.

 

Granted but you become blind so you cant read the novel.

I wish for free red pork buns for everyone.

 

Granted but everyone gets food poisoning afterwards
I wish I wasn't bored

 

Granted and that mean you die and no reincarnate~

I wish I can have powers that can transform to anything and anybody with their abilities~

 

Granted, but u keep a part of everything you change into.

I wish I had a battery that didn't die.(iPhone)

 

Granted but you will be hunted if you left anyone know about it~

I wish I can have Ben Onitrix~

 

granted but you dont know how to use it and aliens constantly hunt you down and the plumbers are not helping you

i wish for free burritos for eveyone

 

Granted. But it causes food poisoning making everyone really sick.

I wish my half empty glass of water was half full instead.

 

Granted. We performed a simple lobotomy to reverse your perspective, so don't be surprised if you start seeing up as down or right as left (more major concerns include seeing evil as good, pain as pleasure, and men as women. If problems persist please contact your local medical provider at 1-800-no1cares)

I wish I knew the perfect wish.

 

granted, you had known the perfect wish since forever

but why do you not asking for it, I wonder?

I wish I can grant people wishes without corrupting it