Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

you get e weird look

insert watch

 

You get Dao of Time
Insert Cursed Sword

 

you get turned to stone for being not worthy

insert shield

 

You get Chainmail Armor
Insert Copper Coin

 

you get a nail polish

inserts a bottle of wine

 

You get Cheese and Crackers
Insert Ballroom

 

U get surprise party from lord filth
Insert 1 ml of blood

 

You get Lead Poisoning
Insert Ugandan Warrior

 

You get technology regression
Insert silk worm

 

you get nothing,
insert nothing

 

you get something

insert hair strand

 

You get pubic lice.

Inserts dinosaur bones~

 

You get primordial virus infection
Insert manly tears

 

You get gay porn magazines.

Inserts my Ex~

 

You get...
"Release The Kraken!!!"
Insert pedo bear

 

You get honey bees~

Insert weeds!

 

You get an ugly garden!

Insert spiritual grass

 

You get another batch of weeds~

Inserts soap.

 

You get bubbles
Insert perfume

 

you get grenade

insert takoyaki