Discussion What if the universe is actually...

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  1. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    I've been thinking, and yes, this might be one of the most retarded ideas I may ever had came up with, but that's not gonna stop me from seeking beyond the precipice. So, back to the point of this thread, which is about a possible truth of what the universe may be, and that is...
    Note: I've seen some replies and to clarify there are no sexual connotations at play.
    ... the universe is a hermaphrodite tightly wrapped around by a gigantic serpent of cosmic proportions. The hermaphrodite looks a pure cosmic dummy (outer-space itself can be seen on its surface) as the gigantic serpent could be the universal phenomenon known as time, space, space-time, dimensions, or the force, flow, direction of the universe with the hermaphrodite as the contents. Hard to explain and visualize on my part, but you get the picture, right?
     
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  2. BB_Tensei

    BB_Tensei [Crystal Operator][Jack of all Trades]

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    That's cool. How do they fuck?
     
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  3. 0000000

    0000000 I B SMILING!

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    You high bro? Watcha smoke? Care to share?
     
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  4. Suijin

    Suijin Blood God [Medic]

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    no, i dont get the picture. your explanation is weird
     
  5. Underload

    Underload <I need someone to scratch my back!>

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    Ur desire for sex is oozing out. Keep it under control buddy. Now, stop dreaming about serpents and sleep.
     
  6. Frozen ink

    Frozen ink Legally had harem『Cathulu』Power of Love & Evil』

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    this is all you need to know desu
     
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  7. Kaminomi

    Kaminomi Well-Known Member

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    Pics please
     
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    Englandismycity Rap God Nick Crom-... okay, I regret my username

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    Drugs are mmkay?
     
  9. Harry

    Harry Now you see me

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    Not at all, what in my mind.....
    Universe + Serpent = Hermaphrodite
     
  10. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    They don't, because the hermaphrodite fucks itself, creating the cosmos with the cosmos, while the gigantic serpent acts as the limiter.
    No, I was born high, and fell from the sky, I laid low. Seriously tho, I don't smoke and dislike smoking.
    That's why I said its the one of the most retarded things I wrote.
    My libido is straight and commonplace, not cosmic enough.
    Yep.
    Don't have one.
     
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  11. I Eat Monsanto

    I Eat Monsanto He who courts death

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    What makes you think that's possible? You literally just arbitrarily made that up based on your deviant sexual fantasies
     
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    yotae Drunkard Emperor

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    What the fuck did i just read ? But it was strangely sexual, where is daoist ninefap when we need him ?
     
  13. Kaminomi

    Kaminomi Well-Known Member

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    Wait ? This is about sex?
     
  14. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    I almost thought you were IET = I Eat Tomatoes, but then I saw Monsanto~ and nope, it maybe deviant but it ain't sexual. My fantasies are commonplace.
    Why do you all think it's sexual? Don't you get the symbolic representations of a serpent and a human?
    No.
     
  15. zenla

    zenla { Totally human being} {Kingdom building fanatic}

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    Just because we will turn into dust. Just because someone is in pain. Just because there is crazy world build it does not mean we can t enjoy our own life!
     
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    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    Um... what? I don't see how this relates to the OP, unless we're talking about existentialism or nihilism.
     
  17. zenla

    zenla { Totally human being} {Kingdom building fanatic}

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    I was talking about how that theoritical world of yours was built. And claimed that it does not matter how its actually built I am still gonna enjoy my own life.
     
  18. Zeraphin

    Zeraphin Local Aphrodisiac Dealer

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  19. Kraust Howzer

    Kraust Howzer The mysterious person of NUF

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    Hmm...though your opening about the universe is very very very and I mean very literally weird, you do have a fair point. For as long as man have walked in all forms of life, it’s not far fetched that building blocks of the whole universe is one giant serpent. It could also be a cluster of webs that connects our universe to other universes.
     
  20. oblueknighto

    oblueknighto Blue Person

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    lol pretty funny
     
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