Discussion What if the universe is actually...

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  1. BB_Tensei

    BB_Tensei [Crystal Operator][Jack of all Trades]

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    Damn right such a useless hermaphrodite should fuck itself.
     
  2. oblueknighto

    oblueknighto Blue Person

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    Well then that hermaphrodite would be a god.
    What a strange god...
     
  3. Jigoku Shounen

    Jigoku Shounen An Envoy From Hell

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    Space Bot Well-Known Member

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    I don’t have the qualifications to respond to this. You need to talk to a professional.
     
  5. 13th Echelon

    13th Echelon Piping Hot Member

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    [​IMG]

    Posts like this is one of the reasons why I love NUF. They make your brain think to mitigate your boredom.
     
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    Then again the universe's picture what we actualy see from my opinion is somewhat hoax
     
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    Aina Seira Princess For Life

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    Retarded +1
     
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    SilverFeather [Seeker of Yuri]•[Likes tomboys]

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    You see I was going to say that I was ok with almost any universe concept, it doesn't matter if it is a digital simulation or even the spit of some hyperdimensional being, but this is too much even for me
     
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    its really hard to avoid the sexual connotations when you've chosen the word hermaphrodite...
    if you used spiralling shell, we could figure things out...

    since you chose hermaphrodite, of course we have to think about the universe fucking itself...
     
  10. He

    He Stop using the net, you net addict.

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    are you sure you're not possessed by demon or something? lilith in SMT comes to mind when you're describing hermaphrodite intertwined with snakes.
     
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    Danis {(Harem Sect Leader)}{Trickster}&{Lurker}

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    stop smoking weed !!!
     
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    Kagutsuchi 『Omnipresent Reader』

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    It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
     
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    My bad for using this word, but I did not expect people reference sexual connotations with hermaphrodites, because when I hear or see info about hermaphrodites. I'd simply think of rare specimens, hybrids I call them, and no, I'm not being offensive here.
     
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    honglath I miss my PC

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    Ah, yes... Ye old 'go screw yourself' creation theory... It's a story as old as man, for when the Creator made man out of dirt, He beat the shit out of man and broke one of his ribs bare-handed. Then our Creator sculpted that rib into a woman and threw her unto man, then said to him "Here, go an' screw yerself, ya faggit." Thus humanity was made.

    - excerpt ripped out of "Creation Myths from down under" by Ozzie "Oz" Wizz
     
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    Then some theory goes and just throw all convention out of the water...[​IMG]
     
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    Raneday Not Rane

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    till you think of something more absurd than this right?
     
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    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    When there's a will, there's a way!
     
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    I wanna be high like you :D
     
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    You really have a great imagination, arent you ? :ROFLMAO:
     
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    You should stop smelling your own socks