It started as a hobby. At first, the young man was simply looking at his targets. He had no purpose in particular, he had no goal, he just thought it was fun. He was stalking. Stalking and stalking, a stalker by nature... However, things aren't so simple, because people can't understand natural stalkers, people misunderstand. By the Holy Words of the divine priest @Raneday, the truth of stalking had long been set. And that was when, the greatest not-so-great evil of this world noticed something... Someone was in love with them! After many years (not really) of running from her feelings, she realized the truth... The feelings were mutual! And so, she did the only thing she could. She barged through the poor man's door and shouted! ... Or she wished to shout, but... It was embarrassing, fidgetly and looking away, the girl asked. "Marry me." "No."Was his answer. The audience gasped (when did they get there anyway?) "Instant Rejection!" However, her feelings were too strong, after druggering, bribery, misunderstandings and many other strange things that were mostly filled with pointless comments by bystanders that were enjoying the show, Long simply asked... "What do i say so you will change your mind?" And that was when, his fate was sealed. "Say yes" The girl in love answered. And then, for one unexplicable reason or another, he ended up seeing no choice and now they're here! Preparing for marriage! Such a wonderful day today is!!! \(^^)/ And with the storytime over, it's time to go to bed kids... Yep, that's right, go to bed... No no, don't stay here! This isn't a marriage thread! This totally isn't me making a scam to steal the cake easily!!! >.< Alright, fine fine, but they forgot to gave me an invite list, so... Well, here goes nothing! Random positions assigned by me and me only! Bride: @Little Evil Groom: @long2cool Priest: @Haxagen Cookie: @Shem Pasta: @Nom de Plume Meatbun: @GonZ555 Potato: @Potato More Potato: @potatofriez Even More Potato: @Hotato Snack: @long2cool Smack: @Smaky Sacrifice: @Cake Food: @hammyhamham Cutest: @BlancFrost Goddess: @Ai chan Organizer: @AliceShiki Invaders: @abdera7man, @Action, @akki, @alexfilia, @Ash, @Ashley123, @BB_Tensei, @Blitz, @Blushy, @Das, @Ddraig, @Evil, @Fossil, @Hakuru, @HavekZero, @jamechi, @Jainao17, @Jullia, @Ken The One-Eyed Suicidal, @Kudaranai, @Kurono, @Kysil, @LaDyViL, @Land of The Fallen, @leegood, @lexlangel, @Lhie, @Little Star, @Love, @Lovely, @Maid Chan, @Matsurika, @Naraku, @NUF, @OriginalChaser, @Osamaru, @Pyoo, @Rae, @Raizendeville, @Raneday, @Red_, @RTS, @Skullie, @Trent, @Twilight Fox, @Unsleepyknight, @Up-chan, @Vishaakha, @Vrelty, @Vyren, @XD, @ziya, @Zone Q11 Cake Thief: @Faaldara Scapegoat: @Anon2.0 Backup Scapegoat: @Ophious Randomly Tagged: @Random Mysterious Bystander: @Enigma Now go and get married you two! I want cake! ... Ah, and if anyone sees a girl running with a cake that totally looks like a wedding cake... I swear it's @iampsyx! >.< *runs away with cake*
Kicks @long2cool out of the window. Defenestrates @Little Evil onto him breaking her fall *releases the streamers* Congratulations on the first marriage of 2018 Goes to eat cake *gives a slice of @hammyhamham as a gift*
*flips table* Why did NUF delete my draft!? Good thing I had a notepad backup... *flips another table* Why did my notepad backup mess up so badly on the formatting!? *fixes it all* ... I ruined a tag on my fix... T.T @iampsyx I summoned you on the OP! ^^)/
I’ve been here for 1 minute and no ones offered me some coffee. You need to get your act together people!
I saw it, good thing I summoned him twice on it... *breathes in relief* Because I like 7 options and because this is not on Novels subforum! \(^^)/ Mine! *runs with cake*