Question Common Chinese Phrases / Expressions

I, your father
I, your grandpa
I, your ancestor

 

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Um...
Twice the reward for half the effort?
Or do you want me to spit out the flashback paragraph we were made to memorize since the start of primary school to use in compositions? Nah.

Please don't make it too cringe by adding the wrong stuff and to many chinese stuff. Chinese readers will cringe terribly.

 

Ara ara (yes it's not chinese)

 

Grass Mud Horse - Cǎonímǎ (草泥马) is a play on the Mandarin words cào nǐ mā (肏你妈), literally, "fuck your mother"
I Leave - 我去 (wo qu), also know as 我了个去 (wo le ge qu), literally means “I am going”, used to show that they are shocked by some unexpected things, usually negative.
23333 - hahahaha #internet slang
囧 - self explanatory emoji from chinese character
Buying soy sauce - “I’m just passing by, minding my own business” or “I have no comment or opinion”.
Shrimp Soldiers and Crab Generals - (虾兵蟹将 xiā bīng xiè jiàng). Meaning useless troops
I bought a watch last year -> WQNMLGB(我去年买了个表) -> also the initials for 我去你妈了隔壁 (I'll f your mom's p***y)

 

mei ban fa

 

Ee?

 

Dishonor on you!
Dishonor on your family!
Dishonor on your cows!

....That's the only phrase I can remember.

 

The Phase "Bai Xiaochun!" is a little tricky, it could mean that 'the great calamity had descended' or a level higher than 'caught out blood' anger.

 

putting the cart before the horse (ass, mule, dong-keeh[shrek], etc)
Calling each other family, even though they not related ( I your mother(father, brother, sister, uncle, grandfather, etc)

 

Just remember, no one has face unless you give it to them.

 

1. Ah! How timely! I was just feeling extremely frustrated – and someone has shown up at my door looking for some abuse!
2. If God block, then kill God; if Buddha block, then kill Buddha.
3. I lǎozi (your father) ...