The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System fan fiction

Discussion in 'Community Creations' started by alexfilia, Jun 6, 2017.

  1. Gin_Seishin

    Gin_Seishin Well-Known Member

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    I don't know if to feel sorry for Luo Binghe or not. As for becoming a stepfather to G's kids.
    Buns and Meatbuns: :blobdevil: Don't even think of trying to take our mom away from us.:blobpoliceangry: Plus we already have a stepdad.(looks to Yue cuddling with G)
     
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    Gin_Seishin Well-Known Member

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    Oh what's this :eek: Luo Binghe thought that G was knocked up by a guy(cough Yue cough) does this means it's possible for men to get pregnant in this world. o_O
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    I vaguely remember reading Luen say that there might be a fruit that allows mpreg (*cough* adding second reproductive bits *cough*) but then it has been a loooot of pages so I have lost track.
     
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    Gin_Seishin Well-Known Member

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    :aww::aww::aww::aww::cookie::cookie:
    But who would be the mother? G or Yue:hmm:
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Bing-ge isn't sure but either way, he doesn't like the idea of it!

    Meanwhile G is obliviously talking about his buns and meatbuns whom he adopted and who he secretly dotes on.
     
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  6. heartantares

    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    Lol..... this is when Lbh tries to be an actual papa to his estranged munchkins that are still left to practice parenting to get G but it blows up horribly.

    with 500+ wives someones gonna knife another's child after lbh gives a slight bit of interest in em. Interest that he has never given out without incentive or if ever....
     
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    ..........terrifyingly I can totally see that happening:notlikeblob:
     
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    Gin_Seishin Well-Known Member

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    Agreed. :sweating_profusely:
     
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    LMFFAOOO Aoguang... plz... who are you kidding...
    Such a tsun, such a tomcat... :blobrofl::blobrofl::blobpopcorn:
     
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    KITTY!
     
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    I'm almost caught up :blob_grin: but I've got to stop for a bit. Got a bit obsessed now I have four midterms in the next three days and I've barely studied for any of them :blobfearful:
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    WHO IS ONLINE AND WANTS CAKE?
     
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    ME!

    im just going to type out what I remember, out of order:
    G's lifetimes: cool. so. damn. cool. :blobpopcorn_cool::blobsmilehappyeyes: also the audience's mixed thoughts on Necron are great too:aww::aww::aww:

    Aoguang & his adventures at getting laid: I like how G is calmly telling him to keep safe:blobokhand: + Aoguang now has voyeuristic tendencies :blobsmirk:
    Dong Mei: so great??? lovely???? i'll punch a bee for her?????

    METARIA: SHES BACK!! adorable!!:blobsmilehappyeyes::blobsmilehappyeyes: (thought a little about how haha lol now u can say stuff like 'even demons know <insert shown virtue here> ur just a piece of shit' in an argument)
    Ruin: also cute. murderous demon lord to tsundere cuddly baby. :blobmelt::blobmelt:

    Lady Changying + Guo Minghua: I hope they go well together, or become bfffs:blobpeek::blobpeek::blobhighfive:

    LQG: nice chara development!!! im proud of u LQG!!:blobpopcorn:

    That One Part: where enlai helped one of his senior brothers express his unhappiness and disapproval at his family's insistence on arranging his marriage:cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::blobhero::blobhero::blobhero:

    G: just.. a thought. a poor, but easy solution to his problems.
    ...kill off everyone? (is shot)
    poor him & his human OCD
    + that one other part where I'm probably sure that LQG (+ some others) thought G was a god/deity!!!! :blobparty::blobparty::blobparty:<3!!!

    @ the latest cake: you think with YQY around G would be defiled enough times to have 17 kids??????????+isn't it supposed to be damn hard to get kids from cultivators? + LBH did u forget ur senior brothers and junior sister in ur timeline
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    LOL
    CAKE WILL COME. Aren't you on discord? WHY YOU ALWAYS SILENTLY LURK THERE?
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    GREEN LIME GINGER SPICE CAKES
    ATDSVT
    ***

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    If you're sexy, come flaunt it
    If you're freaky, then own it!
    Don't brag about it, just show me!

    ***
    Surrounded by desert as far as the eye can see, there is a marvelous but terrifying city of brass and black stone, its seemingly endless layers built around a green sun. Its central region around this green sun are the bizarre roof lines in the shape of macabre bones, massive temples and palaces inspired or shaped out of brass and stone bowels and viscerae.

    This is Malfeas, Demon City, the still living reshaped form of the Primordial King once known as Theion. Malfeas, Primordial and metropolis at the same time, home to the Green Sun Princesses and Princes, the nascent 'sons' and 'daughters' of the Yozi, each with the potential to become, in and of themselves, a new Primordial deity, a new Creator or Destroyer.

    An infernal exalted was given their exaltation after failing in a heroic deed, specifically at the lowest point in their lives.

    Of course, you wouldn't know it to look at these cheating bastards.

    There was only one way to describe Shizun and his bros. Unnatural and Beautiful. There was literally no way to claim they were still human, for one, they were all seemingly made of brass and green fire. For another, their forms ranged from graceful dancers (Shizun was one of these), to a hundred armed shining brass giant, to Cthulhu (that still managed to be like a statue that was organic, disturbing yet artistic and beautiful) to a literal armored and robed skeleton of brass and green fire.

    If that wasn't disturbing enough to the cultivators, commoners and nobles who were viewing this on the Pavilion's screen, there was also the fact that they were all obviously enjoying themselves.

    Luxuriating in hot, bubbling baths, roasting delicacies carved out of terrifying monsters in napalm campfires. Riding stretch metal carriages through groaning brass streets. Feasting and partying in infernal nightclubs and restaurants.

    Their partying carried them all the way to DANCING THROUGH ENTIRE BATTLEFIELDS, POSING AND FLEXING ALL THE WAY (in a manner a Western viewer would have recognized straight out of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) while they dodged, redirected and threw back attacks from other types of Exalted and Fair Folk alike...Anyone with a pair of eyes could tell they were having the time of their lives.
     
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    Hydrochoerus Well-Known Member

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    Lmao.
    Aoguang thats how harems start (well no, one of the ways....)
    Like ye already placed yer mark on them and are keeping watch over them. The only way you can go further is to place a ring on their finger, bring them home to stay and meet shifu ',:/


    (Thank you for the cake~
    Cake cake cake cake~!!!)
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Am finishing the green cake. I think you will like it.
    EDIT: GREEN CAKE IS DONE. GO READ AND COMMENT.
     
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    Hydrochoerus Well-Known Member

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    Oh
    ...so Binghe Can be taught. He's learning....slowly and sometimes not yet on the important bits...but he's getting there.
    He knows not to touch yue ...yet.

    Good cause i don't want to cry ....pls.
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. I HAS IT. :blobowoevil:
    PET ME, PET ME, PRAISE ME, PRAISE ME!
     
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