Non-Fic How unreasonable a pregnant woman

Was waiting for someone to play this card, great job.

I mean, no matter what one says, people will always be unsatisfied.

 

Do you know what this actually means? She is feeling insecure.

She looks like a whale, she feels like a whale. She's afraid you are turned off by her. So she does all these things to get your attention. She wants you to pamper her, so pamper her. It doesn't matter if she doesn't realize this herself, it's a habit that all pregnant women share.

So my advice, if she wants something, get it for her. Hug her always. Tell her how happy you feel and how thankful you are that she's giving you a child. Tell her your future dreams, maybe you want to play football with your son, or maybe you want your daughter to become an olympic swimmer. Get her to feel like you are not going away, that whatever you're doing, you plan to have her and the child she's carrying be part of your life until you become dust.

As for the troublesome things, just laugh it off, lol. At least she didn't claw you everyday to simulate the pain she's feeling.

 

Better have an Yggdrasil Leaf just in case.

 

I’ve never had the problem. My wife always ate whatever she wanted, which wasn’t anything strange. But I give you props for not saying anything and sticking to your girl through it all.
The most unreasonable think my girl ever did to me was to start punching me for something I did in her dream. Just imagine waking up in the morning with a piss off wife wailing on you. To this day I still don’t know what the he// I did to make her so angry.

 

When you are asked to expel a bowling ball out of your nostril, you can be as unreasonable as you bloody want.

 

op you didn't imagine that thing was going to happen? and your first born is going to be a girl... well I gonna wish you good luck. nothing else can be done.

 

They dont exactly let you have them in the same meaningfull way.

 

I don't even know whether to laugh or cry, so let's start by laughing first . Good luck man

 

darn it. . .
i forgot those. . .
well the lost of exp will be hard you know, so it would be better if they don't have to use that. . . .
but yeah your right they should a bunch of those. . . .
and Aldebaran is the place. . ..


ps: a fellow gamer~
wahahahahaha

 

I'm sure you had fun knocking her up. Now it is time to pay for the fun. What pregnant woman being unreasonable? You try having someone else live in your body for 9-10 months. You are lucky she is not whipping your ass all-day every day.
The real fun will start once the kid is born. You think your wife in unreasonable. Wait until you experience the kid!

 

I feel really sorry for you. Specially in the second part. Still, you'll only need to endure this for a little while

 

You riajuu. You have to suck it up until she delivers.

 

If she claims all the icecream in the house you could buy more and eat it before your coming home.

 

lol, i dont know much about pregnancy but some moments can't be helped, although i think the whole bullying thing with the parents flight was too much. well i can't blame them for being worried, their daughter is pregnant after all.

 

Before coming home is the important part. If you decide to eat it when you get home, oh boy

 

The answer is Spa Day. The answer is always Spa Day.

 

The sages said, never go to the dark side.
You have fallen into the abyss!

 

The baby must be a girl.

Happened to me too. For the whole 3 months my wife would complain because i couldnt read her mind....

I told her she didnt married a mind reader and i had to record the conversation to make her realize how unreasonable she was.

It was a bliss when she had my son, we would go to my favourite restaurants, eat burgers.. And not a care in the world about my habits

The good news? As for your pains, its ok... Whatever shes doing to you right now, your daughter will do it to her too...

The bad news? That baby has no reason at all. She will wake you up at 3 am for milk, will take a piss and dump whenever she likes. And will throw up when you least expected.

The worst comes when your wife is having a period. Your child will cause problems to your wife, and your wife will amplify her problems by 2 folds.

Good luck. You are going to need it.

 

.. There must be something wrong with you guys
1: Sex is fun for BOTH - Not male Exclusive, which is really silly to even state.
2: Normaly you plan to have a kid and the stupid ''He had his fun and now you have to treat her as a princess and go along with all her nonsens'' is so wrong.
3: So far as i know - you wife is insanly unreasonable - Did she do anything like this b4? or is she a completly new person? It is not like you change skin as soon as you get pregnant -> Just more moody and hungry <-- Is she having fun odering you around?

 

7 months in, huh?

Has she asked for really weird shit? One of my friends ate a lot of toothpaste while she was pregnant. She'd get odd cravings like that, never for anything dangerous, but.... weird.