Name: Face Slapping The General (将军总是被打脸) Link: www.danmeila.com/xuanhuanlingyi/15146.html Description: (MTL) Wuqiao’s only dream is to become a soldier. So, when filling in the volunteer, he only reported to the Military academy. But, never thought, that he who is always excellent, after examination, the genetic scan results show that he is very unfit for this career. The screen clearly reads: "On the battlefield, the odds: 99.5%. Probability of death: 99.5% If not dead, the probability of the enemy: 99.5%. ...... Chance of being a war hero: 0.01% " The conclusion is based on the statistics and analysis of countless military personnel in the past. Wuqiao data is far too shocking--the first ever scrap (waste). Considering the frightening drag-and-go probability, the military academy eventually did not hire Wuqiao, although in the past only few with the gene were really eliminated. Other volunteers did not report, that is, he has nothing to do ... There is little physical labor in this age. The family thought that since they could not start a family, and then secretly for his gene pairing-according to the gene to find a more suitable companion. Results ... The system found only one person. A few years ago because of the military exploits and leaped into a five-star admiral. Only with a person, it is inconceivable, only the five-star admiral last year's "0" a little better. The letter was soon written. The five-star Admiral's reply had only eight characters: "That scrap?" Get the fuck out of Here--" Interstellar waste firewood all the way the face, including small attack face ... Wuqiao: "Why give up?" Isn't there a 0.01% success rate? ” Attack: To beat the attack. By: Chicken Soup by ... Surface calm, the actual heart every day with a dozen chicken blood like. Silver Editor Recommendation: The man who dreamed of becoming a soldier was rejected by the Military academy because of its low genetic grade and was called the "first ever scrap." Wuqiao family secretly for him to find a partner, the other side of the rejection letter but only "that waste firewood?" Get the fuck out of here. "Eight characters. He faced a barrage of blows, dare the life still more trough? Spoiler: Poke Poke @alexfilia @Chiiiiiiiii @ayshadow @Shem @ninish @purple_mangosteen @LaDyViL @azure_sea @scriptor @cheerydandan @JNaomi @kleepart @Onelifeonelove @clear @vsukio @Ease @kiara8 @Raizendeville @Fuyuneko @Xieljhane @Rilise @morticia_addams @CrazedCookies @HesheFell @missycin @Rabbitanairy @psychobee @Misaki Yata @Kailyria20 @bitterblackrabbit @Leir @Kosu @SnowTime @rainbowturtle @ludagad @V.A.L @mereumsama @Ars @ChuChi @ferrelrose @iampsyx @sinyueliang @NerdExpress @li.king24
hmm this is the first time that if the protag is seme i would totally read it so he can bend over that admiral and make him beg for more *cough* excuse me xD ****** Btw is the MC shou or gong? XD
SPOILERS PLEASE I want to know if the MC is the uke and what happen after the general regret the MC, what do the MC after he know he can not be a soldier.
Hmmm curious, as to whether the mc is shou or gong..XD Starts to imagine if the mc is uke, and defeat the general (face-smacking twist), general starts to pursue mc, mc hates him,and blah blah.. But ohh well, it just my pitiful dream.. But the mc is probably the gong.. or maybe not (still clinging to that tiny bit of hope..)
I just hope the ML isn't a super jerk and author add something just to justify ML's attitude then MC easily accept him
That moment when there's a spoiler thread for a novel that is not on NU but there is no spoiler in it
I have read this...but never finished. It was a long time ago. So I can't even give legit spoilers. But if I remember correctly, MC eventually got in the military and was even more decorated than ML by novel's end.Don't quote me on it but it was like, 'Wow! We almost missed out on having this great war hero.' Also Spoiler I thought MC was the shou??? If he was the gong, no wonder I dropped it. I love catchers the most.
The MC is probably the Shou. Translation of the last few lines: 星际废柴一路啪啪打众人脸,包括小攻的脸…… Along the intersteller waste's journey, he will go on to slap everyone's faces, including the Little Gong's face... 攻:欠揍攻。 受:鸡汤受……表面淡定,实际内心每天都跟打了鸡血似的。 Gong: Gong that needs a spanking Shou: Chicken soup Shou... Calm and collected on the surface, but in reality, inside he's striking chicken blood everyday (striking chicken blood means excited and hyper or something)
Spoiler: Spoiler Since MC was rejected from entering military school, he decided to take a chance with his 0.01% probability of survival and start from the grounds up. When MC was interviewed and asked why he wanted to be a soldier, he said his goal is to save the world. The interviewer was pissed about MC’s standard answer and MC was assigned to work as a miner for the empire. The empire relies on green stones as their energy source. New soldiers with low IQ are tasked to mine the green stone. The empire, the republic and a rebel group are always at war with each other. The empire developed super machines that can connect with a human partner and fight wars together. The rebel group wanted to steal these super machines. One day ML’s transportation device crashed at the mining site and ML was severely injured. MC rescued him and treated his wound. ML’s mission was to take one of the super machines to the military base and destroy the others so that the rebels won’t take it. When ML went in to drive, the super machine rejected him because he was injured so MC had to connect with the machine and control it. MC arrived the military base in one piece. After some further interaction between ML and MC, ML asked MC about the letter for marriage sent to him (ML), MC said that it was his sister who sent it on his behalf, that ML should not read meaning into it because he (MC) is not interested in marriage. ML felt empty and sad because he has started seeing MC as someone who is interesting and unique, totally different from the scrap/waste indentity.