Can boys be moe?

So this thread is definitely of sh*tpost quality so don’t take anything here seriously.

Now, the story behind this thread was that I was walking around on NUF today (I don’t normally do this because it takes a lot of time), and all of a sudden it occurred to me that there are a lot of reaallllyy cute traps on NUF.

Like “nyan nyan *huggle* attack~!”-type cute.

And what went through my head was, woah, that guy is cuter than me!

Or at least, cute enough that if I were a guy, wouldn’t it occur to me that it would be better to date a trap? Like I mean, they’re pretty cute aren’t they? They’re pretty close to the 2D ideal, they’ll text you “goodmworning master nya~! <3”, and we all know 3D girls are way to much trouble so it’s better to stay 2D ftw desho?

Anyways... the whole reason for this thread was that it occurred to me that actually boys are more moe than girls.

Let me explain to you several reasons why this is the case. First, exhibit A:



^ This right here is K-ON, the most moe-blobby of moe blob of all moe moe blob animes of all time.

Incidentally, I've never been with a group of girls like this in #real_life, and I think most people could agree with me, so we can pretty establish right there that real girls aren't actually moe.

Well, of course, there are exceptions to this if:

1. You live in Japan
2. You're at an anime convention
3. She's a cosplayer

Anyways, we've pretty much established here that girls aren't "moe".

So, given that this is the case, who is moe?

I don't know why this didn't occur to me until now, but the truth is........

It's actually guys that are moe!

Men are the people who invented moe, so naturally they are better at it.

Real men know the true dao of moe, and because of this, traps are ultimately the most moe entities that exist in the universe.

When I came to this realization, a lightbulb went off in my head, and I went "a-ha!"

So that's why NUF always gives me K-ON vibes when I'm wandering around recent profile posts!

Nuffians are moe. Super super super super moe. And we have to thank the moeblob guys and traps for that for making NUF the truly moe place it is.

Anyways, do you believe that boys are moe?

Cute boys doing cute things!!!

 

But can boys be more?

 

aren't shotas made for that desu ka?

 

Yeah, DOWN WITH GENDER ROLES. Lol.

 

Well, if girls can be cute, why not guys?

 

There are certainly traps and shotas.

 

Honey Sempai from OHHC

 

im ugly af but as a baby i was moe, yes guys can be moe~~

 

Boys can't be moe
*me trying hard to go against the truth*
Its against the laws of the universe
Its breaking the natural order of things
I mean its already hard not to get caught in a trap
If traps became moe
That wouldn't be a trap anymore right!!???
*going hysterical*
I mean its woman
The moment a trap is moe that man is a woman
Right!!??

 

Honestly, just about every character from OHHC has their moe moments. Even the father. Sorta.

 

After reading the starter post, I'm becoming allergic to the word "moe"!!!!!

 

Of course they can be moe, if monsters and slimes can be moe anything can.

Especially chibi versions ~

 

My 2 yo nephew is moe... recently he learned from somewhere (kindergarten?) to bat his eyelashes... if that’s not moe... though most kids that age are moe...

 

No. Just no

 

Everything is Daijoubu with the power of LOVE

 

Thanks for the moe

 

There's no way someone that cute is a girl ! Traps...

 

Yes.

 

of course they can! ..... moe is even cuter with boys!

 

... Wow.