Honestly put as much faith in the CIA killing JFK, as vampires killing Abraham Lincoln.... Everyone should know both deaths were the result of alien intervention...
Sorry, I forgot not everyone on the internet is American. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_F._Kennedy
Not sure if I should be more disturbed by the fact they followed the special instructions, or that the pizza was delivered with an open box...
Was thinking the same... I don't mind leftover pizza cold the next day, but it should be delivered hot... Yeah I figured it was cosplay, doesn't change the blasphemy that is eating freshly delivered pizza cold...
BTW, this is him. Warning, it's represented as nothing more than a link because it can spoil everyone's hard dicks. https://twitter.com/Sneaky