Chinese Change a Man and Change a Woman (Zewen Version)

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  1. Milktea33

    Milktea33 Well-Known Member

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    Change a Man and Change a Woman (Zewen Version)

    变男变女变变变(则文版)

    RAW: http://www.ddshu.net/html2/89499/opf.html
    GENRE:
    Gender Bender, Comedy, Romance, Josei

    SYNOPSIS:

    #%d#e^%!!!! Did the God of Love make a joke out of me?

    She only happened to visit the “Matchmaker’s Club”

    Why did she wake up only to find that her “Mount Everest” had become the “Turban Depression?”*

    Not only did she become a flat laundry board for Old Man Ahzu,

    even wearing her favorite skinny jeans had become an “impossible feat.”

    And her “big Aunt” ** never came!

    Meanwhile her male childhood friend looks down at his chest and asks, “how do you breath with this?!!”

    How cruel is fate...

    ( *T/N: Turpan Depression is the lowest trough in the world)

    (**T/N: Her period)
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    NU: none
    Why it should be picked up:


    This novel only has 10 chapters but it is absolutely hilarious! The main characters are still in their own bodies, it’s just that some magical event has gender bent their physical selves; as you can see from the synopsis, the female lead (FL) absolutely freaks out from losing her womanly charms. Meanwhile her childhood friend (ML) is more calm about turning into a girl, although there are moments when he gets a “black face” from losing his manly pride. When he suffers, the girl reprimands him saying “Are you discriminating against women?”



    Favorite Scene: (if you’re fine with spoilers)

    The male childhood friend (ML) works as the right hand man of an underground boss. That underground boss has a spoiled younger sister who has a huge crush on (ML) and pursues him like crazy. One day she received the news that (ML) and (FL) were getting married so she rushes to find (FL) to tell her to back off her crush….unfortunately she doesn’t know that they have been gender bent…… hahahaha



    (FL) tells the spoiled sister that she loves (ML) more because he is actually GAY…

    spoiled sister: “But you’re a girl!”

    (FL): “No, actually I love himself so much that I went through a sex operation to turn into a MAN!!

    spoiled sister: WHAT!!

    **she contemplates and still resists

    spoiled sister: I love him too! I don’t mind if he’s gay, I’ll make him fall in love with me!



    (FL): Actually, he loves me so much, that he also went through a sex operation to turn into a WOMAN!

    spoiled sister: **shocked…..** “No that can’t be true”

    (ML): *appears* I’m sorry but it’s true {shows chest}



    spoiled princess: **backs up in fear* YOU TWO ARE CRAZY!! I can’t understand you people!
     
  2. Lithit

    Lithit Desu~'s Little Griffin

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    Normally don't like GB novels, but I'll make an exception for this
    +1 I hope someone picks it up, my '+1' is here to show there are people who will read it, so please translate.
    (Since they both changed genders, it's still a heterosexual couple -Shower thought of the day)
     
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  3. Milktea33

    Milktea33 Well-Known Member

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    Yay! That's awesome, thanks so much! I really enjoyed the short story but I'm too timid to translate "hot" embarrassing scenes myself LOL, would much rather read it. What website do you post you translations in?
     
  4. Alina Moktan

    Alina Moktan LaLisa Stole My Heart

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    I honestly don't like gender bender but this novel sound really great. I really like summary and description of this novel. It sound really awesome and hilarious. Hope someone picked up this
     
  5. Lithit

    Lithit Desu~'s Little Griffin

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    Oh no, you misunderstand
    I'm giving my support towards the novel's translation, so if a translator sees it they can be like 'Well somebody likes it, i'll give it a try'
    I myself don't translate (though I know very little Korean and Chinese)
     
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  6. Milktea33

    Milktea33 Well-Known Member

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    (SPOILER BEWARE!!!) They do change back to normal if anyone feels weird about the gender bender thing :)...and a happy ending
     
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  7. alexfilia

    alexfilia Bromance & Fluff <3

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    this sounds funny :D ....plus its only 10 chapters
     
  8. Ddraig

    Ddraig Frostfire Dragon|Retired lurker|FFF|Loved by RNG

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    MiyaMira Jobseeking Sloth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Certified Imouto

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    +1
    Seems interesting :blobpopcorn::blobpopcorn::blobpopcorn:
     
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    Ruyi translator at CG

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    Uhhh by "hot" scenes do you mean like R18 scenes? Oh geez, I'm impossible with those too, otherwise this is a pretty short project at 60k words~