Discussion Funny lyrics

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  1. Raizhee

    Raizhee who

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    This thread is all about funny lyrics , be it from an anime opening/ed, some random thing you remember or proper funny lyrics fetched from google.

    I'll just post this
    Dear god, when I wake up, please can I have wings on my penis? Amen

    Uh! Yo! Huh! Yeah! Let's do this!
    Hey, yo, fuck this shit,
    I prayed to god but he forgot this kid
    Woke up and I was like,
    "I can't believe this, still ain't got no wings on my penis!"

    Penises are awesome! Penises are cool!
    Draw penis on the wall, draw penises at school,
    I draw a penis on the menu and all over place
    Sneak over when you're sleeping, draw a penis on your face

    Yeah motherfucker! Lil Tommy Terror
    Will I ever stop drawing penises? Never!
    Yo! Will I ever stop cursing? Maybe! NOT!
    If you don't like it, fuck you!

    I prayed so hard, I even prayed like Jesus
    I even wrote to santa clause but all I got is sneakers!
    Don't want Nike's don't want Adidas,
    all I want is wings on my mother-fucking penis
     
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    The Llama lama duck song! Let me see if I can find the lyrics

    Here's a llama,
    There's a llama,
    and another little llama,
    Fuzzy llama,
    Funny llama,
    llama, llama,
    Duck.

    llama, llama,
    Cheesecake llama,
    Tablet, brick, potato,
    llama,
    llama, llama,
    Mushroom llama,
    llama, llama,
    Duck,

    I was once a treehouse
    I lived in a cake
    But I never saw the way
    The orange slayed the rake
    I was only three years dead
    But it told a tale
    And now listen, little child
    To the safety rail

    Did you ever see a llama
    Kiss a llama
    On the llama
    llama's llama
    Tastes of llama
    llama llama
    Duck

    Half a llama
    Twice the llama
    Not a llama
    Farmer llama
    llama in a car
    Alarm a llama
    llama Duck

    Is this how it's told now?
    Is it all so old?
    Is it made of lemon juice?
    Doorknob, ankle, cold
    Now my song is getting thin
    I've run out of luck
    Time for me to retire now
    And become a duck

    Saw that years ago on youtube someplace I think
     
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  3. Raizhee

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    :blobwoah: you made me go ahead and listen to this thing. I'm currently listening to it and all I gotta say is that someone had a fetish for llamas .
     
  4. mrawesome69

    mrawesome69 I'm getting too old for this shit

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    good song that

    btw if you want funny lyrics just listen to anything from Weird Al Yankovic
     
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  5. Raizhee

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    I know the dood, he's funny and makes funny parodies.
     
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  6. Mr. Meh Man

    Mr. Meh Man Subtly suggests yuri

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    That reminds me of this song, which I couldn't find the lyrics for.
    If that doesn't make you toss your cookies, then you might be inclined to listen to all Rathergood's other songs.
     
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  7. Raizhee

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    The song is funny but then it becomes gay as soon as it says he loves his own cock so many times ...

    try this one

    Turn me up yo uh yo
    I step up in the club like, who the fuck's that?
    Yeah bitch it's another king, ninja's back
    Pants sagging down you can see my butt crack
    Sagging so low you can see my nut sack
    Yeah motherfucker my flows are ill, my balls fat and sweaty
    Like Jonah Hill, you know the deal
    Your boy ninja got skill, like deep throat
    There's cum squirting out your nostrils
    Dude what are you doing?
    Dude that sounds totally gay
    What are you, what are you talking about?
    It just sounds gay, dude
    What sounds gay?
    Like, the last line, where you say like, the
    The, the "deep throat" thing it sounds like "cum squirting out your nostrils", that's what you said
    But not, uh, fuck, dude, it's like if you, I'm saying like the chick
    What are you saying?
    Uh, like the chick, like skill like a girl who can give deep throat
    Nah, I don't get it, god what do you think?
    God Do you think it sounds gay?
    Uh, yeah, nah, it does sound a bit gay
    But dude you are gay
    Exactly so he would know
    Yeah just a bit gay
    He would know if it sounds gay or not
    I thought it was gay
    Okay, let me ask muggs, let me ask muggs
    Muggs, muggs dude does this sound gay?
     
  8. runsing

    runsing status : bleeding, health -10/s Novel Updates Staff

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    Ixion Saga DT anime's opening.

    there's several variation of translation, so i couldn't choose which one is best. though to me, the subbed version of anime was better (because it was accompanied by video)
    unfortunately however, while i still have the copy on my pc, i could not find a youtube version of it. (probably got dmca'd)

    so at the very least, i'll give the links to few sites that has text translation of the song then
    https://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=619801
    https://blacksaber.wordpress.com/2012/11/16/hiroshi-kamiya-dt-suteru-2/
    http://animaybe.blogspot.my/2012/10/ixion-saga-dt-trollingest-op-ever.html
     
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  9. SamGoingHam

    SamGoingHam A sports, games, novels fanatic.

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    So this is a pretty serious song by Jon Bellion, but the start always always gets me:
    "I was the knight in shining armour In you movie
    Put your lips on mine and love the aftertaste
    Now!
    I'm a ghost I call your name and you right through me
    You're the reason I'm alone and masturbate."

    Yeah he seriously said that