This thread is all about funny lyrics , be it from an anime opening/ed, some random thing you remember or proper funny lyrics fetched from google. I'll just post this Spoiler: wings Dear god, when I wake up, please can I have wings on my penis? Amen Uh! Yo! Huh! Yeah! Let's do this! Hey, yo, fuck this shit, I prayed to god but he forgot this kid Woke up and I was like, "I can't believe this, still ain't got no wings on my penis!" Penises are awesome! Penises are cool! Draw penis on the wall, draw penises at school, I draw a penis on the menu and all over place Sneak over when you're sleeping, draw a penis on your face Yeah motherfucker! Lil Tommy Terror Will I ever stop drawing penises? Never! Yo! Will I ever stop cursing? Maybe! NOT! If you don't like it, fuck you! I prayed so hard, I even prayed like Jesus I even wrote to santa clause but all I got is sneakers! Don't want Nike's don't want Adidas, all I want is wings on my mother-fucking penis
The Llama lama duck song! Let me see if I can find the lyrics Spoiler: Llama llama duck Here's a llama, There's a llama, and another little llama, Fuzzy llama, Funny llama, llama, llama, Duck. llama, llama, Cheesecake llama, Tablet, brick, potato, llama, llama, llama, Mushroom llama, llama, llama, Duck, I was once a treehouse I lived in a cake But I never saw the way The orange slayed the rake I was only three years dead But it told a tale And now listen, little child To the safety rail Did you ever see a llama Kiss a llama On the llama llama's llama Tastes of llama llama llama Duck Half a llama Twice the llama Not a llama Farmer llama llama in a car Alarm a llama llama Duck Is this how it's told now? Is it all so old? Is it made of lemon juice? Doorknob, ankle, cold Now my song is getting thin I've run out of luck Time for me to retire now And become a duck Saw that years ago on youtube someplace I think
you made me go ahead and listen to this thing. I'm currently listening to it and all I gotta say is that someone had a fetish for llamas .
That reminds me of this song, which I couldn't find the lyrics for. Spoiler: Sumo Florist If that doesn't make you toss your cookies, then you might be inclined to listen to all Rathergood's other songs.
The song is funny but then it becomes gay as soon as it says he loves his own cock so many times ... try this one Spoiler: lyrics Turn me up yo uh yo I step up in the club like, who the fuck's that? Yeah bitch it's another king, ninja's back Pants sagging down you can see my butt crack Sagging so low you can see my nut sack Yeah motherfucker my flows are ill, my balls fat and sweaty Like Jonah Hill, you know the deal Your boy ninja got skill, like deep throat There's cum squirting out your nostrils Dude what are you doing? Dude that sounds totally gay What are you, what are you talking about? It just sounds gay, dude What sounds gay? Like, the last line, where you say like, the The, the "deep throat" thing it sounds like "cum squirting out your nostrils", that's what you said But not, uh, fuck, dude, it's like if you, I'm saying like the chick What are you saying? Uh, like the chick, like skill like a girl who can give deep throat Nah, I don't get it, god what do you think? God Do you think it sounds gay? Uh, yeah, nah, it does sound a bit gay But dude you are gay Exactly so he would know Yeah just a bit gay He would know if it sounds gay or not I thought it was gay Okay, let me ask muggs, let me ask muggs Muggs, muggs dude does this sound gay?
Ixion Saga DT anime's opening. there's several variation of translation, so i couldn't choose which one is best. though to me, the subbed version of anime was better (because it was accompanied by video) unfortunately however, while i still have the copy on my pc, i could not find a youtube version of it. (probably got dmca'd) so at the very least, i'll give the links to few sites that has text translation of the song then https://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=619801 https://blacksaber.wordpress.com/2012/11/16/hiroshi-kamiya-dt-suteru-2/ http://animaybe.blogspot.my/2012/10/ixion-saga-dt-trollingest-op-ever.html
So this is a pretty serious song by Jon Bellion, but the start always always gets me: Spoiler: All time low "I was the knight in shining armour In you movie Put your lips on mine and love the aftertaste Now! I'm a ghost I call your name and you right through me You're the reason I'm alone and masturbate." Yeah he seriously said that