How did you react to this?

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  1. CodeTime

    CodeTime [Void Emperor of Time]

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    “Oh Demon Lord. This young lady prefers men who are well advanced in years, so at the very least 50, but if possible 60 years of age. This young lady detests men without any wrinkles. A man’s charm solely comes from their years of experience, thus, the chances of this young lady being seduced by you is very slim.”
    -Miss De Farnese, Age 16, Dungeon Defense

    How would you react to this if a girl at the age of 16 said that to you...
     
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  2. lichdeath

    lichdeath undead meatbun ^^

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    i said lol and moved on
     
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    LuminaDawn Well-Known Member

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    "Wow, young lady, you have very interesting tastes..."
     
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  4. Karamell

    Karamell ✿~Peaceful Days~✿

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    Uhh, everyone have different tastes, I guess.
    Totally not judging or anything :blobwhistle:
     
  5. zenla

    zenla { Totally human being} {Kingdom building fanatic}

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    Isn;t my soul is at least that old?!
     
  6. Wujigege

    Wujigege *Christian*SIMP*Comedian

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    It's pretty common. You have very young actresses playing much older roles and the reverse for males. Especially in places like India, Shah Rukh Khan and Amitabh had love interests played by women young enough to be their daughters.
    If 30 is seen as young then 50 is an adult
     
  7. Moonxious

    Moonxious 「We of the Moon Race greets you all.」『Lurker』

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    ఠ_ఠ
     
  8. Hakuru

    Hakuru 《 ᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵍᵃʸ 》

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    ‘Same, I’m looking out for old man, at least 90 years old. And must be Super rich. You know what older the better. Make sure I marry the dude and then drug him. Pay a women to sleep with him and catch them in the act. Then sue him for money. TAAADAHH!!!’:aww::aww::aww:
     
  9. Tramsloof

    Tramsloof Quarter Erudite

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    I think my father is already happy with my mother, if that is what your were hinting at.

    By the way, if it's experience you want, I have plenty. And if you are looking for wrinkles, I also posses them. Let's go to somewhere more private so I teach you more about men.
     
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  10. akki

    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant]

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    I would think what the fuck? Why you telling me for? And then walk away~
     
  11. Harem_lover

    Harem_lover Loves Spice, and works with Spite

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    She already has her dad so......she got what she wanted in the end:blobpopcorn::blobpopcorn:
     
  12. Kuro_0ni

    Kuro_0ni Cocooned in a Life transition

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    Well, if you take race into account, a 60-90 year old elf or demon is still considered a child.

    For wrinkles, you may need a 150-300 year old elf or demon.

    Now if your talking about cultivation style stories that become tricky.
     
  13. Raizhee

    Raizhee who

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    What if you still have no wrinkles at that age ? What if you seem like a 20's even at 60 just because it's a novel and that or that exists ?
     
  14. Yukkuri Oniisan

    Yukkuri Oniisan 『Procrastinator Archwizard Translator and Writer』

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    Well... She just needs to wait for... 18 years... But then, she will be 34 and I will go *yuck*......
     
  15. Pudding Invasion

    Pudding Invasion Most Desired and Delicious Pudding [NO EATING]

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    That would be creepy I guess. But hey, age is just a number
    On another note If he's rich, the older the better.
    Since he'll die sooner, I get all his money. Fastest way to get rich ☆~(ゝ。∂)
     
  16. Seraphic

    Seraphic Uncomfortably close

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    Or you could, you know.....just wait for him to die. Why get into a legal battle with a rich person's team of lawyers for a little bit of money when a couple of years and a little charm when it comes time to write a will could get you everything?
     
  17. Wireath

    Wireath Well-Known Member

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    Wasn't it cause him to get a heart-attack, or something similar, thus inheriting his assets? Just need to somehow make him leave enough~everything to you in his will.
     
  18. anon001

    anon001 New Member

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    who doesn't like saggy pen1ses?
     
  19. Hakuru

    Hakuru 《 ᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵍᵃʸ 》

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    I have no idea but that’s ok too~~
    hmmm yup! Although I was 95% kidding lol
     
  20. Kuro_0ni

    Kuro_0ni Cocooned in a Life transition

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    I would just max illusion magic, make my appearance look old, and live like a double life I guess.
    And If I get caught, be like

    "Come on, you don't even know my true form"

    "How do you know, that my young appearance is fake?"

    "I just appear young so I can have fun with the ladies (lie)"

    "I'm old, who wouldn't want to look young (Old enough to be like your brother)"

    Hohohoho my 'slim chances', if I drop your panties with this wrinkly appearance and make you call me daddy, it's my win.
     
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