Desperate attempt when got caught red handed

My answer to all: It wasn't me.

 

There's no news article that's asking for your critique either. Internet never changes.

 

That is an amazing quoteception.

 

to all: Damit, now i got to kill all of you

 

A bit brutal, caught red handed = there's a witness = the witness is the evidence.

 

Didn’t see nut’n.

 

=The witness gets burned. You forgot that step, makes the whole chain much more orderly.

 

Wise Choice, keep it at that and we will have no problem

 

To family: I'm just washing my d*ck, what's the problem!!?
To a friend: F*ck you! You think I'd forget that you had 45GB porn in your Storage!?(honestly that was true lol)

 

Please tell me you work as a therapist, Ray Peest therapist

 

Wise quote

 

To everyone (since at 35 i dont feel i need to make excuses): What? So my fap material is kind of extreme and runs the gauntlet in both perversion and sexuality, you try being a wizard and we will see how weird your fap choices get after going down the rabbit hole without real human companionship.

 

wut cha looking at?
gotta problem?

 

This is the moment when schizophrenia gets real.

 

Yup, but only for some special cases

 

*insert valvrave ending song*

boku ja nai, boku ja nai, both you just creepy

 

Guys, this is coming from a person with a extremely volatile mother: when stared at, FIB
Er, oh Mom! This knife i’m holding over your face in the middle of the night isn’t what it looks like! I was practicing knife throwing, and your face looked awfully like a target!

I didn’t eat it- it went into my mouth with help of Newton’s first law!

Eh? That box of chocolates was a donation from Santa! How dare you accuse me of such things!

All with a straight face, of course.

 

Bash your own head, faint, amnesia.

 

What anime is this???

To everyone: long philosophical reason to confuse them and make them reconsider humanity’s moral standards

 

Just don't get caught in the first place