Discussion *shit post* Our Elves Are Better

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by prongsjiisan, Aug 25, 2018.

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Wich ones

  1. Big breasted High elves

    49 vote(s)
    42.2%

  2. Scantilly clothes Dark Elves

    43 vote(s)
    37.1%

  3. Cute aka kawaii Wood Elves

    22 vote(s)
    19.0%

  4. Cool Tolkien Elves

    33 vote(s)
    28.4%

  5. Loli Elves (ticket to jail)

    33 vote(s)
    28.4%
Multiple votes are allowed.
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  1. 0000000

    0000000 I B SMILING!

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    All erofus are good, so all is good.
     
    0000000, Aug 25, 2018
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  2. Vrethalya

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    *elf is better than anything
    *still fallen as a prey of a lonely orc

    *elf is better than anything
    *serves meat dish
    Hands down, orc will eat his and chow down the measly elf's portion before the skinny elf could say filthy orc

    *a skinny elf and a strong, handsome looking orc is having an arm wrestling championship
    *pure strength only, because magic is for the inferior being who have no muscle
    *place your bet


    Orc master race
    Orc superior seed
     
    Vrethalya, Aug 25, 2018
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  3. Seigin

    Seigin [Lolicon][GenderBender Banzai!]

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    Already in prison, so Yolo.
     
    Seigin, Aug 25, 2018
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  4. 911

    911 [Officer][Official Police][Tag me when needed]

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    Sounds OP and hot...
    Wonder if the breed had both full bloodline purity
     
    911, Aug 25, 2018
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  5. Ojou-sama

    Ojou-sama Well-Known Member

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    What about planet destroying elves from Kumo desu ga nani ka?
     
    Ojou-sama, Aug 25, 2018
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  6. 911

    911 [Officer][Official Police][Tag me when needed]

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    Who ever vote the last option.
    You will be arrested for the end result that u want
     
    911, Aug 25, 2018
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  7. 911

    911 [Officer][Official Police][Tag me when needed]

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    Corrupted elve? Nah
     
    911, Aug 25, 2018
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  8. xtremeloldude

    xtremeloldude the slime guy

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    elves in Tolkien's books piss me off, because he likes them way too much.
    Dwarves are the best miners, the best masons and the best smiths. However the best swords are of elvish design for some fucking reason
    screw elves, dwarves rule
     
    xtremeloldude, Aug 25, 2018
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  9. Fi

    Fi Chosen One

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    Objection! The elves at 18 years old are clearly still in their growth period, as they live thousands of years old! Thus they are legal! and being a loli is just a coincidence!
     
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    Fi, Aug 25, 2018
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  10. Neiri

    Neiri Well-Known Member

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    They are also better in fucking off (literal in wh40k). Now they are boned. Now that I think of it most stories back story or main conflct exist because of elves failure.

    let see. lord of the rings : Elves was decieved by sauron in making the rings of power. orcs are hinted as corrupted elves.

    Warhammer 40K :They murder fuck the chaos god slaanesh into existance.

    Warcraft: A elf queen fallen in love with Sargaras.

    Elder Scroll: High Elves are the main antagonist.
     
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    Neiri, Aug 25, 2018
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  11. Finalbeta

    Finalbeta Science Nerd

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    Tolkien Elves are my fav
     
    Finalbeta, Aug 25, 2018
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  12. prongsjiisan

    prongsjiisan Apostle of Violence

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    Compared to human they can categories as underage.. so jail still your end
     
    prongsjiisan, Aug 25, 2018
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    what about the elves from the inheritance series? Immortal and whimsical to the point they magicaly modify themselves to whatever.
     
    awake1122, Aug 25, 2018
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    Humm they said orc gene is very invasive so they can only breed another orc.
     
    reagents 11, Aug 25, 2018
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    This thread is blasphemy to our honourable lady galadriel
     
    Nino Sasou, Aug 25, 2018
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  16. Finalbeta

    Finalbeta Science Nerd

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    Galadriel has got my heart
     
    Finalbeta, Aug 25, 2018
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    Guradu Gilgida 【Gentleman】【Tembikar Demon】

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    Except in reproduction speed.
     
    Guradu Gilgida, Aug 25, 2018
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    Fluffums 【R-18 Researcher】【Seeker of Moe】

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    Orc apologists like you are disgusting. Orcs are monsters, not people.

    Orc steak is delicious by the way, 10/10 especially when elves are cooking it.
     
    Fluffums, Aug 25, 2018
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  19. Neiri

    Neiri Well-Known Member

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    this thread reminds me of the "Elf Fuck Yeah" thread in SpaceBattle site.
     
    Neiri, Aug 25, 2018
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  20. Vrethalya

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    orc can speak, orc can think, orc builds society, but orc never demands their right to be treated as a sub-human
    why?
    because orc knows that they are the most superior being, and they have to act benevolent toward all inferior being

    elf cooks orc?
    hah, funny story, grass eater!
    what next? vegan orc? tall and slender dwarf? human who can accept differences?
     
    Vrethalya, Aug 25, 2018
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