Discussion *shit post* Our Elves Are Better

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by prongsjiisan, Aug 25, 2018.

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Wich ones

  1. Big breasted High elves

    42.2%
  2. Scantilly clothes Dark Elves

    37.1%
  3. Cute aka kawaii Wood Elves

    19.0%
  4. Cool Tolkien Elves

    28.4%
  5. Loli Elves (ticket to jail)

    28.4%
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  1. Kuro_0ni

    Kuro_0ni Cocooned in a Life transition

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    Yes elves are good at that too.
     
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  2. Neiri

    Neiri Well-Known Member

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    Meanwhile
    in Ii Orc no Hi manga the elf wants to "eat" the orc and the orc is a "herbivore" . Herbivore -slang for japanese men who does not involve themselves with relationship with women. Who refuse sexual relationship with them.
     
  3. Sakuratea

    Sakuratea A Cup ot Tea

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    Let's not forget that b*tch Sylvanas burning Teldrassil just to spite on some random elf at deathdoor.

    Good elves are those who stay at their forest smoking weed.
     
  4. prongsjiisan

    prongsjiisan Apostle of Violence

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    Elves indeed is lewd race
     
  5. Fluffums

    Fluffums 【R-18 Researcher】【Seeker of Moe】

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    If humans couldn't accept differences, there would be no half-elves, half-orcs, half-demons, centaurs, etc. Dumb authors (must be orcs) forget that humans are the most accepting race of them all, except maybe dragons.
     
  6. Kuro_0ni

    Kuro_0ni Cocooned in a Life transition

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    Humans (The Bard) spread the love better than Elves.

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  7. Razogul

    Razogul [Flag Raiser][Rald's and Carm's Senpai]

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    Orcs are always painted in a bad picture, however, I believe there are some good orcs. Who knows, maybe some elves actually go for the orcs instead of their own species. I mean, a lot of elves are known to be very beautiful, you'd be sort of sick of seeing that every day and would look for something different. Then again, those are just my thoughts. They do have a long lifespan, so they've seen a lot more than you had. Also, big-breasted elves and scantily dressed dark elves.
     
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  8. userunfriendly

    userunfriendly A Wild Userunfriendly Appears!

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    Certainly according to Tolkien...

    Orcs are degenerated, corrupted elves.

    Certainly the Mimbari are elves.

    Unfortunately, simple mathematics charting/correlating the lifespan difference will tell you at 18, they're still infants...

    See?
     
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  9. asriu

    asriu fu~ fu~ fu~

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    as usual
    elf.jpg
     
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  10. A5G_Reaper

    A5G_Reaper [DCLXVI, sohyee, and iampsyx's cute imouto]

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    Pfft, this what happened when you seclude yourself by living so long in the tree or caves without accepting any outsiders. Human, a race who can accept differences? Let alone demi-human, they would even discriminize their own race just because they're different in collor or belief! Also, the long days past might affect your mind, poor senile elf, there are differences in the ability to accept differences and the ability to diferentiate things.

    Orc on the other hand, we dont discriminate, we accept all creature as the same. We only differentiate them in 2 category, food, or seedbed, thats all there is to it, and ofc we're loving them all the same.
     
  12. Finalbeta

    Finalbeta Science Nerd

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    It looks like people are into big breasts here xd
     
  13. TiggerBane

    TiggerBane Always asleep yep yep yep| Canidae lover

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    MAGIC!!!!
     
  14. Scrya

    Scrya Lurking all day long~

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    I'm baffled by how so many people prefer breasts over lolis. This is unacceptable!
     
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  15. TiggerBane

    TiggerBane Always asleep yep yep yep| Canidae lover

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    Anything an elf can do a dog can do better sooner or later you'll realise this!
     
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    TiggerBane Always asleep yep yep yep| Canidae lover

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    I'm shocked Tolkien elves are beating loli elves
     
  17. prongsjiisan

    prongsjiisan Apostle of Violence

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    That what we called natural selection. Because big breast means lot of high quality milk, wich mean healthier offsprings. It's just embedded in our gene honneh.
     
  18. Truerror

    Truerror Well-Known Member

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    They might be the best miners and masons, but they're not necessarily the best smiths. They're among the greatest, sure, but elves still have an edge over them in smithing.
     
  19. xtremeloldude

    xtremeloldude the slime guy

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    only those ancient elven swords
     
  20. Truerror

    Truerror Well-Known Member

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    Not really. Elven blades are nice, but I was really talking about the Silmarils and the rings of power.

    Also, they have the best shipwrights.