My weeks been pretty weird so far (shitpost)

So yea guys I sick so sick boi squad unite

So guess how my day was.....Yep youre right. I woke up to a slap from a baby, had to open a bottle for my new master, and now he's just staring at me.

So you know who Im talking about HERE and Ill be adding him to my wiki later cause he does appear in one of my stories.

But yea this dude slapped me like 30 minutes ago. I cried on the inside cause its not even my kid......Im being bullied by a kid thats not even mine. Youre probably thinking "Wait......WHOS KID IS THIS!!" Like I legit dont know whos kid this.

Really, I woke up one day and my older brother was holding a kid and I knew the kid wasnt his because its a light skinned baby and my older brothers so black that hes blue. Hes as black as the kids from the proud family.

Back to story

This kid has legit been in my house for like a month and Ive never heard him say mommy or daddy to any of my siblings or parents......


WHOS KID IS THIS!!!!!


But there has been this fat white lady coming over my house and he always seems to follow her around so I guess thats his mom. But the question is.........WHOS THE DAD!?


I know its not me because Ive been a monk for over 4 years.

Also this kid has been taking my pride away from me. He legit slapped the restroom door over and over while I was in it, slapped me, slapped my ps3, and hes even slapped my dog a couple of times.


Little dude is legit trying to dethrone me but he doesnt know that I have a secret......IVE DONE KARATE FOR 6 YEARS!!

When he least's expects it Imma give him that Izuna Drop.








theres 2 votes

 

you have been reported to the loli/shota police, when they arrive DO NOT RESIST!!

 

Just kill him or something, also vacuum the damn floor

 

Just because your brother is very black doesn't mean he can't have lightskinned children , but it makes it more rare.

Otherwise, how would you explain albino africans ?

 

You mean, as far as you know.
That doesnt exactly exclude you, you know?

 

I mean shouldn't you talk with your bro about this?

 

... ok.

 

So is the kid human? Is it alive and not just your imagination? Are the kid and white lady real? Are you real? Seriously tho, why not ask what is going on and why is going on, than just staying dumbfounded for a month about some karate kid.

 

Instead of just trying to deduce whose kid it is, just ask your brothers a simple question. Then, maybe, you can complain to the parent about your grieves caused by the kid.

 

Um, what do you mean by "being monk for 4 years"?

 

YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE DUMB SHIT

 

Discipline the midget, teach him manners and how to act like nobility. It'll be GLORIOUS!

 

Ask your brother how old the kid is. Then ask when he was planning to tell the family about his kid. Then try to teach the kid that slapping everything doesn't get what you want. Chances are he learned it from watching your brother with his mother. Sadly most things like slapping everything to get what you want is something you'd learn from seeing it first hand when that young.

 

If you happy and you know it clap your hand....is probably what the baby was singing at that time.

 

youre the only person who got the joke

 

the child is looking so sad tho.... hes looking at you like youre his father but youre just denying him smh poor child

 

interesting story...

 

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about but I like the video, so... *pats and gives cookie*

 

mash him,boil him, put em in a stew.......

 

Just smack him when nobody see it.