Chicken the mighty! Chicken the unerring! Chicken the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as chicken, you said, "Let me show you the power of Chicken Icon, born of the Nest, where my feathers is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Feather Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Chicken cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of N.U.F! The future of NU! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Chicken is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Hater overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your chicks? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Tony! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Chickenborn! Embrace the word of mighty Chicken, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule N.U.F! Forever! Terrible and powerful Chicken! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Chicken, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, @AliceShiki ! Trust in @replay ! For the chosen of Chicken! He alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word! - Heimskr ps: he shouted this when i he read the post. . . .
Wait, was that the reason why i had that random chicken, those years ago? Well, thanks, I actually liked that chicken.
Probably, @Fried Chicken can answer that better than me though~ *hugs* Someone apparently bought me a week of the bat icon though, so it will take a while for the chicken to appear... It wasn't me, but I'm glad you got a chicken Stealth-chan! *hugs tightly* OMG, this is glorious! Please give him a chicken, @Blitz!!! Most likely~
All this chicken talk just reminded me of this tramautizing manga. Guess I’ll order beef for lunch instead. children_cant_choose_their_parents
ironic. this thread should reported for false advertising. i wonder what'll happen if that person had enough nuffies to turn on auto-renew . you might never get a chicken this year.
Welp, it would be quite annoying tbh~ Not much I can do about it... Or well, there actually is, I bet Tony-chan would delete the bat for me if I asked, but... I'll wait for now~
This is a conspiracy! Really the only one who benefits from us buying the chicken is @Tony! Trying to get our hard earned nuffies... This whole thread is a scheme by Tony himself to get everyone to buy the chicken icon... Don't be fooled! Get the skeleton icon instead.
Tony-chan is a girl though~ And I wouldn't work for Tony-chan, this was sponsored by Das enterprises after all~
CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡!¡!¡!!!!!¡!!! Meh close enough, and after a good deep fry you'll taste the same mwuahahahahaha