Hear me, fellow Nuffians. There is a serious matter we all need to address, a matter that has for too long been ignored! We all know @Tony , the @God of NUF. He is the apple of all our eyes, the sweet treat you feel like thoroughly enjoying after a long day. But that little tease, he rarely makes an appearance. We, his loyal fans, feel the injustice of all this. Why does he neglect us so? Well, we have had enough! I propose this: Peer pressure him into becoming ours, make him come out and allow us to partake of his sweet, lush bod! Come, everyone, we have to unite and let Tony realize that it is his duty to accept our love and affection, that he cannot play favorites and show up so sporadically! Tony belongs to all of us, he is our property! No, let us take this a step further! Everyone, ban together, form up and peer pressure him into changing his title into [NUF's Love Slave]!