Corrupt a Wish

granted, you get mistaken for a sheep

I wish for all the happiness in the world

 

granted, but it will only be for a second until you die of happiness overload

I wish I had multiple arms

 

granted, you that you have reincarnated into a spider

I wish for night to come

 

Granted, it is now forever nighttime. Daytime shall cease to exist.

I wish to play a fun game

 

Granted but the controller doesn't work so you can only stare at the game menu.

I wish that I could use solar beam cannon.

 

granted, it takes 10 years to fully charge it though

I wish for a mountain of dust

 

Granted but a gigantic chinchilla jumps out of the dust and eats you.

I wish I was still asleep

 

granted, but you sleep walk to a unfamiliar place in town

I wish for something no-one has seen before

 

Granted, but no can survive the inside of a black hole... So technically you didn't see it.

I wish I could stop waking up to use the bathroom.

 

granted, thanks to the convenience that are adult diapers

I wish for a planet made of cheese

 

Granted but it's made out of stinky cheese

I wish for an MC's power

 

Granted...except it's the power of that one MC who attracts yanderes like crazy.

I wish I knew what sleep is.

 

Granted, but you become sleeping beauty and can only awake by being french kissed by the opposite gender of the sex you prefer

I wish I was immune to the cold

 

Granted but you can't feel heat either, meaning you can't feel the warmth of a son or daughter hugging you, the warmth of a partners embace, slowly you start to experience dementia... And finally go crazy and choose to end it all.

I wish I had steak and eggs for breakfast/lunch

 

Granted but the eggs were from a dragon and before you had the chance to eat it, the dragon roasts you alive then eats you

I wish i had the power to turn back time by an hour at any time i wish

 

Granted but you are stuck intangible untill the timeline catches up and your forced back into your body


I wish I had one billion dollars

 

Granted. They’re sand dollars.

I wish I could see heaven.

 

Granted, but it's a all gay strip club by the name "heaven"

I wish I had a quesadilla

 

granted, there's a cute little child holding one right for the taking

I wish for a for filling life

 

You are force fed a random food that you have encountered before every 30 minutes
I wish for free wifi no matter where I am