You're banned.

You're baned beecause youu parposely spelt respek rong

 

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You're banned for stalking me whilst I go to the bathroom.

 

You're banned for clogging it.

 

You're banned for believingi clogged it.

 

Your banned for killing Mr Hankey

 

You're banned for believing I watch south park

 

You're banned for not watching it

 

You're banned for returning back to your oldself

 

You're banned for not keeping @Blitz bed warm this cold November morning.
Bad wife

 

You're banned for believing 8°f is cold...

 

You're banned for trying to act like it isn't, I'm in the next damn state.

 

You're banned for not being in the same state

 

You're banned for having a higher tax rate

 

You're banned for thinking of the wrong state lel

 

Your band for constantly changing genders

 

You're banned for incorrectly raising this potato

 

You're banned for even mentioning my son when you broke his heart

 

You're banned for saying such a false thing, you're son admitted to never loving me *sob* lol

 

You're banned for not coming to me sooner daughter in-law.