Discussion What would you do if your pet(s) turned into a humanoid?

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  1. SphereOfIce

    SphereOfIce Active Member

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    Say, if your cat suddenly became a catgirl(or boy), how would you deal with it?
     
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    lnv ✪ Well-Known Hypocrite

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    What difference does it make? Master will always be master.
     
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    Regret all the displine I never enforced when they were adorable dogs.
     
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    unkxz Lurker

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    I can't imagine the terror of my cat be able to speak, now they will be able to tell me how they want the food done.
     
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    LuminaDawn Well-Known Member

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    Depends on how the suddenly transformed pet acts. Also, how old it is. Try my best to treat her as normally as possible? Maybe a sibling? Idk. Normally this wouldn't pertain to me but now that I have a dog, this is a hard to answer question.....
     
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    LuminaDawn Well-Known Member

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    You just reminded me of how my dog always whines. Crap, now I can imagine her complaining and whining about everything...
     
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    Kirill New Member

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    Make them do most of the housework... After all they've lost all the reasons they've got to comfortably freeload by turning into a human :blobokhand::blobokhand:
     
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    I hope it doesn't happen. Taking care a pet which its small make it easy to do. If it's changed to humanoid, then the needs will become much burden than before
     
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    Go back to my supplier and ask for more. Obviously some good stuff if I'm imagining that happening
     
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    Drake98 Concerned Fan

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    but it will be convenient, if they can learn as a human
     
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    Anra7777 All powerful magic grammar hamster queen pirate.

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    I think 酒矣, author of “The People Who’re Supposed To Kill Me Fell For Me Instead” and “Cub Raising Association,” is completely on your wavelength.

    Me? If my doggie were to come back to life and turn humanoid? Squeeze to death with cuddles!
     
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    My dog is like a little con artist. He always knows how to beg his way to an extra meal or treats. He turns the pitiful look into an artform. I don't even want to think about what he'd manage to wheedle if he was human.
     
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    My cat is super cool... I think I would convince him to be my wingman...
     
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    fuzor100 Standby mode...

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    Isekai her since this is not her world.

    "here comes the truck-kun."
     
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    My pet turned into a beastkin cosplayer? Wallet is gonna take some damage.
    As long as it can transform back into a normal pet, i will earn money:blobhighfive::blobhighfive::blobokhand:
     
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    yay slavery
     
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    my deceased cat would have been my lifelong friend. she was born the same year and month as me :( RIP
     
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    Personally, I'd be mostly worried having so many mouths to feed, with my house having more pets than people.
     
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    Beer_Kitty Just a very very drunk kitty that likes beer

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    It'll be convenient for me to whine and rant to me fucking stupid hooman slave.

    On the other note, i cant go nudey all day. Slave likes to dress me up with ridiculous shirts.
     
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    Options I'd consider:
    1. Make more of them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    2. Cuddle, cuddle and more cuddle
    3. Spoil 'em rotten, more so than before
    4. Make them my partner for life (don't you dare to tell me that they still can only live two decades at most! <--- primary reason why I will never get pets of my own anyway, the cute ones do not live long, I am content with my brother and his partner having two cuddly cute cats)
    5. All of the above
    6. Question my sanity and be fine with being insane (though still avoiding to be found out lest the dream ends)
     
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