Help, I’m a little terrified

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ZXu2002, Jan 17, 2019.

  1. gheist1234

    gheist1234 |Path Finder| 『WuxiaWworld Vet.』|Beardy| |Zen|

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    Burn the house, nothing to do anymore the house is theirs, you either burn it with them or live with the long legs~
     
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  2. vasiliassy

    vasiliassy Lol hehe

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    Bro... it was Australia.
    Its already famous for the wild of the snake, spider ect that you can found even in highrest apartment. :ROFLMAO:
     
  3. Harry

    Harry Now you see me

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    How about pee your surrounding, mark your territory, give them warning if they dare to cross......
     
  4. Westeller

    Westeller Smokin' Sexy Style!! Staff Member

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    You killed one?? Well, now it's just too late for you, man.
     
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  5. Nom de Plume

    Nom de Plume [Shio’s Disciple] [True Villain] [Equip: Gunblade] Novel Updates Staff

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    No no, Alaska or Canada. Midwest still has too many bugs, not cold enough.
     
  6. Greater thunder

    Greater thunder Well-Known Member

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    As a wizard apprentice, I suggest many wards and fireballs.

    If you lost your qualifications for the class though, congrats and exploooooddddddeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. Kaminomikan

    Kaminomikan 神のみ感

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    kill it with fire, even if you drag your whole neighborhood with them...
     
  8. Lirikan

    Lirikan [Charming Mollusca] [Cephalopoda Gentleman]

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    Buy insectifovore plant like Nepenthes and Venus fly trap.
     
  9. Whoisthatbookworm

    Whoisthatbookworm Well-Known Member

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    And here in indonesia, bali, not THAT far from there we got noce summer and beautiful weather
    Did i mention that spider doesnt get nearby human cause they are scared of us?
     
  10. Seren

    Seren Well-Known Member

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    I am offended.

    You bring shame to your fellow Australians.

    This is what we're gonna do.
    Put on your budgie smugglers.
    Apply sunscreen and cork hat.
    Now go to those spiders.
    Three deep breaths.
    Yell "crikey!!!".
    Attack, wrestle and subdue spider. (With Tupperware container and a piece of paper)
    Say "Have a look at this little guy!!!".
    Peacefully release him into your neighbor's garden.
    Release war cry.
    Make some Milo mixed three parts to one of milk.



    When you leave Australia your body begins to lose it's natural resistance to fear, heat and light beer. Now that you have returned the only option is to shock your body back into producing gdayium which is the source of all Australians power.

    The next step is of course going drop bear hunting but you should have regained enough power from this to know what you need to do.

    o7 Welcome home brother.
     
  11. kyzer

    kyzer ⚠The Rebellion Stalker⚠

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    If you haven't killed that spider, you have 90% chance to become a Spiderman after been bitten by it, but you killed it. Now you only have 0.01% to become Spiderman if you got bitten. I pity you cause I'm telling you the truth, my Spidey instinct tell me.
     
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  12. fuzor100

    fuzor100 Standby mode...

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    Use flamethrower
     
  13. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Spiders are the good guys. You should leave them be and hopefully get a kiss at the end of the day.
     
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  14. UnGrave

    UnGrave ななひ~^^

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    Go take a look at what a "kiss" from a brown recluse can do on google images. Of course, I'm sure that's tame compared to what you can get in Australia.
     
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  15. ZXu2002

    ZXu2002 I am a idiot

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    I just came back from China in winter, where the bug population in high rises are basically zero
    Just give me a moment, I’m still hitting myself for deciding that the first bit of exercise I do in two weeks is to run round the oval ten times in 30-40 degree heat every day
     
  16. Ddraig

    Ddraig Frostfire Dragon|Retired lurker|FFF|Loved by RNG

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    *spiderkin, females specifically.
     
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  17. NZPIEFACE

    NZPIEFACE Leecher

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    what the fuck is that even
     
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  18. MasterCuddler

    MasterCuddler Handsome Chicken

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    Just use the almighty cup and paper technique
     
  19. Raneday

    Raneday Not Rane

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    Use a flamethrower!
     
  20. Fiorisi

    Fiorisi [WenNing's Waifu] [Chongy's Mum] ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭

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    I'm mentally weak and spiders are one of my biggest fears. If I see this big as spider chillin, I scream, find the nearest bug spray and just spray, spray and spray while simultaneously calling out for help :blobsob::blobfearful::sweating_profusely: