Burn the house, nothing to do anymore the house is theirs, you either burn it with them or live with the long legs~
Bro... it was Australia. Its already famous for the wild of the snake, spider ect that you can found even in highrest apartment.
As a wizard apprentice, I suggest many wards and fireballs. If you lost your qualifications for the class though, congrats and exploooooddddddeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And here in indonesia, bali, not THAT far from there we got noce summer and beautiful weather Did i mention that spider doesnt get nearby human cause they are scared of us?
I am offended. You bring shame to your fellow Australians. This is what we're gonna do. Put on your budgie smugglers. Apply sunscreen and cork hat. Now go to those spiders. Three deep breaths. Yell "crikey!!!". Attack, wrestle and subdue spider. (With Tupperware container and a piece of paper) Say "Have a look at this little guy!!!". Peacefully release him into your neighbor's garden. Release war cry. Make some Milo mixed three parts to one of milk. When you leave Australia your body begins to lose it's natural resistance to fear, heat and light beer. Now that you have returned the only option is to shock your body back into producing gdayium which is the source of all Australians power. The next step is of course going drop bear hunting but you should have regained enough power from this to know what you need to do. o7 Welcome home brother.
If you haven't killed that spider, you have 90% chance to become a Spiderman after been bitten by it, but you killed it. Now you only have 0.01% to become Spiderman if you got bitten. I pity you cause I'm telling you the truth, my Spidey instinct tell me.
Go take a look at what a "kiss" from a brown recluse can do on google images. Of course, I'm sure that's tame compared to what you can get in Australia.
I just came back from China in winter, where the bug population in high rises are basically zero Just give me a moment, I’m still hitting myself for deciding that the first bit of exercise I do in two weeks is to run round the oval ten times in 30-40 degree heat every day
I'm mentally weak and spiders are one of my biggest fears. If I see this big as spider chillin, I scream, find the nearest bug spray and just spray, spray and spray while simultaneously calling out for help