When I was really young, I stabbed my eardrum with a paperclip. When I was in my mid teens, I was jumping on a trampoline, and tried to do a half-flip. There's a reason why half-flips aren't really a thing. I landed straight on my head, and had to lie there for a few minutes, contemplating my lack of foresight. Not a bad injury, but a bad idea.
another dumb self injury would be stapling my thumb along with my assignment back in high school.....it hurt so bad......
How the fuck did it stay that long? . I put 2 magnets in my nostrils to see what would happen, juggled a knife, broke through a glass door all these was before I was 10 l. Gosh, I've always been suicidal
I burn myself a lot that way the same thing happens with naked wirw, like I know what's up but a part of my brain is pushing me to experiment on the fact
I rode a bicycle without paddle when i was a kid. I fell and the steel impaled me straight through my thigh.
Jumped off a concrete ramp thrue a set of double doors and the bottom of it, ramming my forehead into the metal lintel above the doors. Received a bloody gash just above my hairline(still have the scar25ish years later), a concussion, bruises on my hips from the the heavy metal doors closed on me, and the ridicule of my entire class for months(because where else would an idiot teenager do stupid thing to show off...)
Bringing in a bunch of tableware/glassware/fragile (idk, dont remember), handling them all like a pro all the distance, then tried to close the door with tip of my finger still in between. Dropped the stuff, then I went like "HOLYSHIT THAT HURT " while trying to tend to my blood-clot swollen finger. Yeah it hurt like hell, and the glass stuff broke which felt worse.
Jumping onto the bed edge with full force and landing on my lower leg thinking it was just the mattress/forgetting there was wooden edge, got a giant purple bruise. It was painful F
Bro, i know it. I felt the same few times earlier. Last mu injury was at the football pitch, i was trying to show my skills and fall down and broke my leg
'Arcy? Is it really a good idea to stab your finger using a stapler?' My brain before i attempted to stab my finger using a stapler. 'Arcy? Is it a good idea to stab a fork into the socket? Wouldn't you get electricuted?' My brain before me stabing a fork into an electrical socket. 'Arcy? I think you may die if you do something like that' My brain before me attempting to snap my neck. And finally.... 'Oi! Thats a horrible and stupid idea!' My brain before me trying to jump into a mountain and got horrible bone fractures, injuries and dislocated limbs.
I sneezed while opening a door, my head snapped forward and hit the frame. No bump, but i was never the same since.. now i'm dumber.
Nah, the 'state' was always there. The hit merely helped me recognise and eventually accept it. Ignorance is indeed bliss, most of the time..
I did a very stupid thing today, which i'm not going to share thank you, and almost fell prey to a full blown panic attack. Now that i am in the process of cooling down, i am unwillingly mutilating myself psychologically. I feel spent, i feel broken, i feel worthless. It will take about a week or two until the full effects of my thoughtless actions make themselves known and i will likely spend this period of time reinforcing self-doubt and lack of confidence and killing my liver, heart and brain cells. Also, i'll become a fervent supporter of any kind of apocalyptic event that may want to grace our planet within the week. May the world burn so that i escape my woes!
Instances throughout my life so far. Minors: Reached into bookbag to take out a notebook. Somehow got cut by the brown cardboard part of the notebook (the back). Grabbed a piece of paper. Got poked by a corner and found a "papercut" (in the shape of a dot) where I got poked. Wanted to slip a small eyebrow razor back into where I keep them. Finger slipped and got cut by an eyebrow razor that was already in place. Majors: Ran outside and stepped straight on a rusty nail. Thought it would be fun to weave through moving swings and got kicked in the head. Averted attention while running and turned around just in time to kiss a pull-up bar with my entire face.