(*≧▽≦) What's the first thing that comes into your mind when you hear 'Valentines'? It's definitely chocolates, right? Right?! Who cares about couples and all their mushy, sappy, sickeningly-sweet nonsense? Valentines is Chocolates Day! (Google-sensei tells me that July 7 is World Chocolate Day, but whatever! The more chocolate days, the better!) \o\ \o/ /o/ *clears throat* To celebrate this lovely, lovely occasion, the Matchmaking Service is going to host a scavenging event where our applicants can find their pair! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° The event will hopefully last for 2 days (PS: Copy pasted 2017) Disclaimer: Don't expect us to provide internet husbando/waifu Don't expect the blind dates to go perfectly Don't expect the partners we choose will match your preferences Please be aware that to solve the problem of the shortage of females we have allowed married and 'taken' female applicants to apply (with the consent of their partners, of course), but married and attached male applicants are not. How this work: You register by @ one of the staffs and they will send a pm with questionnaires. Spoiler: Staffs Shipper Apprentice @TrollingTrolls Shipper Apprentice @Ddraig Shipper Apprentice @Hotato Shipper Apprentice @Blitz Shipper Apprentice @LWolf Shipper Apprentice @gheist1234 _____Dont @ these two______ Shipper Master @Das Shipper Mod @Westeller Spoiler: Questionnaire How interested are you in this service? Age Gender and sexuality How many sentences can you talk per day? Time zone If you have an abnormal sleep schedule or active time outside what's normal, please indicate and elaborate Spoiler: Applicants 1. @Ruyue 2. @MidnightCrystal 3. @LordNut 4. @Arktale 5. @The Lone Wolf 6. @CcChaos4 7. @Varno 8. @SpearOfLies 9. @Minvera790 10. @Effugium 11. @Donutmindme 12. @Fr0stb1te 13. @Kubera 14. @VixenKiss 15. @KnightN00 16. @AhoDesuGa 17. @Hoshiandme 18. @Tilgarial 19. @lament 20. @Eruxol 21. @erichninja 22. @Suijin 23. @grandurr 24. @Moonpearl 25. @Aquabunnyyy 26. @illusorum 27. @Across 28. @kira1011 29. @Bee4knight P.S.S: the Applicants will receive a valentine icon on Valentine Day PSSS: The people that already joined the service don't need to answer the questionnaire again[/user]
Can't decide whether to chant 'DEATH TO RIAJUUS' and drive home to get a pitchfork, or whether to apply and be hopeful.
How do you pat someone when you're a corpse who killed itself? *revives the @Hotato as a potato* Become my food!