Do not play Factorio

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  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Ai-chan is saying this for your own good. Do not play Factorio. It will bring you all manner of bad.

    Ai-chan played it just now, despite having a job with tonight as its due date. There are a lot of things to do in it, sure. In that sense, it is great. If you have a lot of spare time and just want to waste time, sure, play it all you want.

    There's just one problem. It is a huge time waster. Ai-chan played it just now, and got hooked into it. Everytime Ai-chan resolved to stop playing, Ai-chan thought something along the lines of, "Let's wait until that red beaker gets into the lab." And what should only take a few seconds turned into one hour as Ai-chan kept thinking, "Just 5 more minutes". And 5 minutes turned into an hour and an hour turns into 3 hours.

    If you want to do something of worth in your life, don't play this game. You will end up wasting time just trying to finish that one research or blow up that one local fauna nest. 10/10 will die naked again.
     
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  2. SoulZer0

    SoulZer0 Heaven Refining

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    Guess who gonna play it tonight?
     
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    juniorjawz Well-Known Member

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    Who are you to stop us? :blob_pout:
     
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  4. MeReadin

    MeReadin Active Member

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    And another one falls for the factorio curse.

    One of us, one of us
     
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  5. Xane

    Xane Well-Known Member

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    Had the same problem with Civ 5, Sins of a Solar Empire, and Terraria.
     
  6. Lewisking50

    Lewisking50 Voidseeker, King of literally nothing

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    Pfft, mass producing nukes at a rate of at least one per minute is where I'm at. That's a minimum, of course.

    We can't have those environmentalist natives living anywhere close to our base after all...
    And forests? Don't even get me started on those eyesores of nature. To nuclear hell with everything.
     
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  7. kyzer

    kyzer ⚠The Rebellion Stalker⚠

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    Why do I need to play factorio and wasting my time and money when I can watch a lot of videos for free on P**nh*b during that time.(for study purpose):whistle::whistle:
     
  8. Sherrynity

    Sherrynity I see no God up there… other than the chaotic void

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    Just play GBF and poof~ there it goes, your life.
     
  9. kenar

    kenar ヽ(`・ω・´)ゝ

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    I remember that one of a hell factorio review. It was a really interesting read.
     
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    You convinced me, never seen such a well made advertisement such this :blobhyperthink:, I am tempted to to play, I think I will give it a try :blobhyperthink:
     
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  11. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    GBF? Great Bear Fucking? Never heard of this game before.
     
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  12. Frozen ink

    Frozen ink Legally had harem『Cathulu』Power of Love & Evil』

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    no game can ever replace harvest moon on my list of most wasted time ever desu
    i literally played it non-stop for close to 3 years desu
     
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  13. Bias

    Bias Well-Known Member

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    Ahh, factorio . Just don't go see the mod.

    Also, rimworld...don't go for mod. You will thank me for the time saved.
     
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  14. Sherrynity

    Sherrynity I see no God up there… other than the chaotic void

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    Granblue Fantasy, a browser game.

    The grind never stop. Help.
     
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    Kronos Mum's SwagYeti

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    I can testify to this. I played it 13 hours straight on my first game. Got so addicted to it and now its a plague in my existence that i can never remove.
     
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    Eruxol Du-sollst――Dies irae

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    I dunno I'm already addicted to games in general.
     
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    rijimon17 Hope you can read the words

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    No AI-chan Great Bovine Forest.
     
  18. Zackarov

    Zackarov ~ Cheese Bear ~

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    :blobhyperthink::blobhyperthink::blobhyperthink:
    guess im gonna try it for the weekend
    The new grind for the Oracles are madness, help dark astras are scarce .
     
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  19. LivingCorpse

    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    Pretty much what happened when playing any kind of management/simulation games.

    Wake up on Saturday morning playing Civ, the next thing you know it's already Monday midnight.
     
  20. kenar

    kenar ヽ(`・ω・´)ゝ

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    Oh, I thought it was GrindBlue Fantasy xD
     
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