Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

You get a few extra pounds... just a few...

Inserts a poorly decorated cookie cake.

 

you get a half decent eatable image for it

insert tv screen

 

You get a tv body and a few extra wires.

Inserts a sharp right turn.

 

You get an initial D sound tracks for every turn.
Insert bullets

 

You get well blended food.

Inserts the Mama Mia soundtrack.

 

You get a super bass boosted mama mia soundtrack

Inserts my happiness

 

You get that sock you thought was long gone.

Inserts not your average Joe.

 

You get that one kid you used to hate

Inserts an ant

 

You get a sweet life

Insert people's depression

 

You get a pocket full of sunshine.

Inserts a small, lost pig.

 

You get bacon.

Inserts life.

 

You get a kinda sketchy looking green mushroom.

Inserts that abandoned storefront you always seem to pass.

 

You get the haunting of the ghostly store manager.

Inserts a couple of deadlines.

 

You get a good dose of panic and almost have a mental break down due to a combination of procrastination and already having too much to do and too little time.

Inserts three blind mice.

 

you get 3 toothpick walking canes

insert combination lock

 

You get a bike and some new boots of genuine ostrich from Zapateria la Bailarina.

Inserts a stoplight.

 

you get a runaway train

insert zebra crossing

 

you get your own barcode

insert dark matter

 

You get light matter

Insert water

 

you get wine

insert paper plane